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Mar 12, 2018 12:22 PM
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IsuzuHombre
I DIDNT COME HERE TO READ! :storms off:
RxFukitall
But in the parallel universe being nice is considered ride af
JoSu13
Paige yes
bezuer
#1 when I'm already pissed off and my SO tells me I should stop being pissed off
Yazthhollow
#5 looks like a baby puki puki
maliciousGman
#2 "WE'RE THE TOXINS, MORTY!"
BlackavarLion
#10 Kinder eggs are available in America. Problem is, people do wear what they want. Girls sleeping over with boys = pregnancy. Free nips.
Sicipio99
Laxeey
#2 I would kick his ass, lock him in somewhere and go around ruining his reputation.
DangerTrain
Ah, reposting that idiotic "water of the womb" bullshit. It's literally a whole image of people making shit up to try to impress others.
pushingchildrenintotraffic
The word for platonic crushes is "Friend."
aPokal
FreakishlyWhiteWoman
If anyone wants to hear the 18-year-old boy complaining to his mom AKA the Potoo: https://youtu.be/DlRsRdVpudM
dijital101
#1 or when nothing's wrong and somebody says, "Why are you so pissy?"
hwatL4bloopy
Inthe parallel universe. My dopple would be really mean and inconsiderate bc deep down he's a good person
Gavener
problem with dumps is it is hard to comment on just 1 picture
iUpvoteDoggehs
Wait, how did they know I was eating salty crackers with sugary ice cream meat, and everything
DoYouGuysNotHavePhones
FreakishlyWhiteWoman
MOOOOM
blackbenetavo
WorkerLurker
MOOOOOM
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
That girls sleeping over with boys thing...I'm not even a parent and I know that's a bad idea
Peajayrawr
Seriously. That's a good way for teen pregnancy to happen. That said, kids need friends of both genders, for social skills.(Supervision tho)
AnonymousSourceOfGenitals
Proper sexual education helps with that. Teens will have sex, better for everyone if they are informed about it.
LumpWithaLeafHat
Yeah, that's just stupid. That said, my friend had lots of gay sex growing up because she had her friend over all the time and her parents 1
LumpWithaLeafHat
obviously let them sleep in the same room so yeah--but hey, no oopsie babies at least, if that's your concern.
Cyractacus
I think it's ok for younger ages where children are more or less androgynous in appearance and mindset, but should be avoided after that.
rockfireman
When I was young (like 10 or under) I had sleepovers with a neighbor girl, it was never an issue, of course we grew up and it stopped.
Parzival1442
For no. 1, aren't blue flames hotter?
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Blue flames are roughly the same degrees Kelvin as my mixtape, so yes; You're correct.
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
but mixtapes are only hot when they get roasted.
burtgummersurvivalist
The anime lap thing, is that a guy? I mean the one with the pink hair, or am I missing something? Also I love Paige’s face with the cactus.
PurplePrinny
His name is astolfo and he is from fate/... apocrypha? And fate/ grand order
burtgummersurvivalist
Ah I see it now. I didn’t recognize him. Astolfo is one of my faves from that show. However Frankenstein’s monster was cuter.
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
"It's a trap"
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Aka. Yes s(he) has a dick
Bloxanator
CovfefeTheBloodless
#6 NO. Stop reposting this misinformation. Those are not the original quotes, they were made as rebuttals to the originals.
IdiotAlert
Man, I never would've guessed that "Dale Kitsune" ending his senences with "uwu" may not have accurate information.
Kyman201
Y'know that "Satisfaction brought it back" DOES sound distinctly like an old version of "Yeah well first is the worst, second is the best"
Rogahar
#5 For the record, this is also what a Potoo looks like. https://imgur.com/Xg7zBB1 They're not scary. Just dorks.
DanFranzen
I think I saw those down at Fraggle Rock.
drsaidineedabackiatomy
Still fuckn scary
supersaiyanhitler
How?
drsaidineedabackiatomy
Maybe it's the huge eyeballs (I have an irrational fear of creatures with huge eyes) that or the mouth that could swallow a child's head
budlmaru
Saved me from a google. +1
srsgiraffe
"It's sounds like an 18 year old boy complaining to his mother after she cut off the wifi" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlRsRdVpudM
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
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eagleandy93
no, it sounds like me puking at 3am for no goddamn reason
jamesshore
Well he/she wasn't wrong.
seakira
I didn't realise it was a recording and I was waiting for one in the picture to squark
HereInPlainSight
My god I thought this was said in sarcasm...
Wikipedo
Wow, moooooom is accurate!
TheSealPushedMe
I'm all fine and good with boy/girl sleepovers for little kids, but once the hormones start it's just playing with curious fire.
amdrex
Some of my boy/boy sleepovers were...uh... "curious"
jamesshore
Ha, gay!
DrSparken
How do people keep forgetting that not everyone's straight. The only way to prevent "curiosity" would be educate about it.
LumpWithaLeafHat
People forget how young curiosity starts...
realityhammer
Any teenage sleepover could possibly turn into that. Doesn't really matter what gender they are.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
True but the majority of people aren’t gay.
realityhammer
I don't know man, I think most people are at least a little gay...
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Maybe they acknowledge someone of the same sex being attractive but they aren’t gonna take a shot in the mouth or a dick in the ass.
realityhammer
I see that, that's about where I am.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Friendzone can be both. Some people don't get the hint the other isn't into them and others will string people along.
maxwilder
It’s like getting turned down for a job, but hey, you can hang out in the break room because you seem like a nice person... and you do.
maxwilder
And then occasionally I’ll come into the break room to complain about the guy I hired, and you’ll smile and be supportive.
theblondeboredbadgersays
One guy after rejecting me, moved his girlfriend across the country to where I moved just so we could continue being just friends. It 1/
theblondeboredbadgersays
Was a confusing time for both me and his girlfriend. Just be honest with yourself and others. Saves a lot of heart ache
realityhammer
Holy mixed signals Batman!!
OverlordEd
Idk. Badgered a girl who hated me for a year to give me a chance, were married now.
Mrmtndew76
Any tips on how to badger properly?
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Be clear on your intentions and don’t be rude about it.
numonster
Had a pal who believed I friendzoned them. Prior to me being in a relationship they had given me no indication of romantic interest. 1/2
numonster
They were hostile after. Also literally ran screaming when we disagreed slightly... Why did they think that we could be good together? 2/2
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
People are dumb and feelings are strong. They make you do stupid shit.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Both would indicate a lack of self responsibility. Be true/honed with your intentions and be honest with your responses. Let people live
Guy954
You both get the upvote
ridureyu
And some people need a friend they can confide/complain to. Just don’t choose someone who wants to date you.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Yeah but you would have probably picked up they are into you. People aren’t as subtle as they think. If you know this then it’s a dick move.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Along those lines tho, the friend needs to be honest that they want to date the person, and the other that they *don’t* want to date >
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
So that parties know what’s up. It can be done poorly, yes, but also with compassion and dignity.