I mean, clearly she meant "the family of the man who died" and misspoke. If you think they tried to speak to the dead guy, you might actually be the dumb one.
Our station 5 necromancer is covering that truck crash at the bay bridge tunnel in the traffic chopper, he's not going to be back in time for the 5 o'clock either.
Apparently, a brunette can also be a 'dumb blonde'. I guess she'd be on FOX if she were blonde. Or, is this just one person with a bunch of different hairstyles? Inquiring minds want to know...
After checking everyone's face, it looks like Goku is either eating happily or waving his hand in front his face. Also, marge might just be embarrassed.
NorrinxRadd
Hmmmm
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
I mean, clearly she meant "the family of the man who died" and misspoke. If you think they tried to speak to the dead guy, you might actually be the dumb one.
SuperFlamingTominoHead
Still loses to MegaDooDoo
bloodomen
As A medic i believe that is what we call a mild case of death
SoulfireUK
Parody right?
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
people who talk to the dead
SMarkt
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Ok, corpse, do you hear me?
Yes
Can I have an interview with you?
Yes
May we film you during the interview?
Yes
Damn it Helen! I told you you had only three questions before the spell worms out!
zHurk777
"Where was we in "79?" - Senator mullin R-OK inquiring about his state's ranking in education.
HellsHegemony
Lon6CartoonTraveler
#1 the man who died unavailable for comment? How odd!
Letstrythisonemotime
We're currently waiting on our Cleric to cast Speak with the Dead but unfortunately he's handling the weather at the moment.
Apothecarius
Our station 5 necromancer is covering that truck crash at the bay bridge tunnel in the traffic chopper, he's not going to be back in time for the 5 o'clock either.
1245restatemyassumptions
buckydeathwish
Face palm.
internetfox
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/32f434/this_was_actually_said_in_court_and_taken_from_a/
JackDeHearts
This is extremely dangerous to our democracy
nimeton0
Apparently, a brunette can also be a 'dumb blonde'. I guess she'd be on FOX if she were blonde. Or, is this just one person with a bunch of different hairstyles? Inquiring minds want to know...
potatotomatopicklesandcheese
jeez, a gal just forgot to say "the family" of the man who died.
Imalwaysready
Did she? She could be into some weird necromancy for all we know.
emu314159127001
Why would you want that in the first place? "Hey, your idiot relative just died in a stupid chase, howdyafeelabouthat?"
WhatHappenedToMyOtherAccount
A gal whose profession is to be a journalist reporting the news accurately. You sound kinda MAGA apologizing for someone else's fuck-ups.
BenYourFriend
Dude, what the fuck? Are you being sarcastic?
Slash0mega
you would be in for quite a trip if you ever saw a blooper reel from a film full of professional actors.
aShogunNamedMarcus
We're going to Frankley Sinatra with the weather.
"it's everywhere"
We won't be hearing from him anymore
necrojoe
"Send love to my wife."
"Eh, she's not really my type."
REOJackwagon
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cXFlbXFlbm5uazl3bzk5d2t5cXZ4MHU2Nzh6bHFyYXMycWpyNTBobyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/XaO4yoeSvwBA4/200w.webp
magichal
Why are H and X swapped?
REOJackwagon
I did not make the swap, the picture was an imgur reaction gif
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
And she’s at the news station.
Jbelkin
Not an anchor at Fox?
Imalwaysready
Is she white and aggressively blonde?
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
*still at the
blackmetalcoyote
redundancy
After checking everyone's face, it looks like Goku is either eating happily or waving his hand in front his face. Also, marge might just be embarrassed.
blackmetalcoyote
I'm pretty sure Marge is almost permanently embarrassed, and Goku is just..... Goku. ;)
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Usually when I see that many characters it's some Voice Actor post, so I was confused how Twilight Sparkle has the same voice actor for Spider-Man. XD
blackmetalcoyote
Lol, that makes sense, but in this case, it's for when one face palm just isn't enough!