15 things Canadians don’t know about their own country

Mar 1, 2016 12:52 AM

1. Our tallest waterfall isn’t the Horseshoe

Niagara Falls may get all the glory, but the highest waterfall in Canada is actually in British Columbia’s Strathacona Provincial Park on Vancouver Island. Della Falls stands 440 metres, which is more than eight times the height of the Niagara Falls.

2. We’re a hotbed for dinosaur research

One of the world’s richest dinosaur fossil fields is in Alberta’s badlands, and archaeological excavations continue to take place there. The area has been designated as a provincial park (Dinosaur Provincial Park) and an UNESCO World Heritage site.

3. We’re home to the waterfall capital of the world

The region surrounding the steel town of Hamilton, Ontario, has more than 100 waterfalls, and is dubbed both “The City of Waterfalls” and “The Waterfall Capital of the World.” It may be a self-made claim, but it works for publicity: do a Google search for “waterfall capital” and top spots go to the Hammer.

4. We harvest icebergs in Newfoundland and Labrador for vodka

Ever seen Iceberg Vodka at your local liquor store? It’s the only vodka in the world made from icebergs, which are harvested from Iceberg Alley, off Newfoundland’s east coast, then processed in St. John’s. Ontario has a hand in there, too—the alcohol part is triple-distilled from Ontario sweet corn.

5. We’re the world’s largest exporter of lentils

Quick! Name our top exports! Wheat? Oil? Lumber? How about lentils? Yes, Canada exports more lentils than any other nation, producing 17 percent of the world’s supply and primarily exporting to India and Turkey.

6. We’re the garter snake capital of the world

If you’re not scared to see tens of thousands of red-garter snakes in a mating frenzy, head to the Narcisse Snake Den in Manitoba. For two periods each year, visitors can see “more snakes at a glance than anywhere else in the world,” according to the Government of Manitoba’s website.

7. We have more doughnut shops per capita than anywhere else in the world

The doughnut may be commonly considered an American sweet, but it turns out we eat more of the deep-fried treat than anywhere else on the planet. Which maybe isn’t so surprising—how many Tim Hortons do you pass on your daily commute?

8. We supply a third of the world’s French fries T

Thanks to the McCain empire, one-third of the world’s French fry supply comes from the small town of Florenceville-Bristol in New Brunswick.

9. We have the deepest underground physics lab in the world

The SNOLAB, located two kilometres underneath the city of Sudbury, is the deepest physics lab on earth. Work in the lab includes experiments about dark matter and research on supernovas.

10. We never owned Alaska

It’s a common misconception that Canada “sold” Alaska to the U.S. Not true. Our southern neighbours bought the state from Russia in 1867.

11. We built the world’s first UFO landing pad

St. Paul, Alberta, is home to the world’s first landing pad for alien life. The raised cement pad was built in 1967 and was officially opened by then Minister of National Defense (and open alien conspiracy theorist) Paul Hellyer.

12. We eat 55 percent more Kraft Dinner than Americans do

Yes, us northerners really love instant macaroni and cheese—which maybe isn’t so surprising given The Barenaked Ladies even referenced this university dinner staple in their song, “If I Had a Million Dollars.”

13. We made the world’s first $1-million coin

In 2007, the Royal Canadian Mint issued the world’s first million-dollar coin (it was also named the world’s largest gold coin by Guinness World Records). To date, five of these coins have been bought by investors.

14. We almost shared currency with Iceland

In the aftermath of the country’s economic collapse, Iceland’s government publicly considered adopting Canada’s currency, prompting speculation that Greenland would also consider taking on the loonie.

Oh Canada!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who thinks the US bought Alaska from Canada? Are there people who believe that?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hamilton may have waterfalls but you can't deny it's a shit hole

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Newfoundland also has Iceberg beer. It comes in a blue bottle. It's AMAZING. And I hate beer.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yessss, Tim Hortons. Rest of the US can keep tier Starbucks and dunkin doughnuts. Freaking Tim Hortons is the best.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

we have the best looking prime minister too. upvote Daddy Trudeau.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

turdeau is bad, and his supporters should feel bad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But...where's the Parliament run by Moose?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What's 15?!?!? The suspense is killing me

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Royal Tyrell Museum in Drumheller, AB is an absolute must see for anybody who loves dinosaurs! So happy I got to go a few years ago! :D

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16. Canada is 50% the letter A.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Hissing from Australia*

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I don't care if there are waterfalls of silver coins, I'm still not going to Hamilton.

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15. If you die in Canada you die in real life

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The misconception that you can't die arose in 1984 due to a marginal overestimation of our health care system.

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Sorry. As is tradition

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not true. If you're American and die in Canada you're only 74% dead.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow I guess there's nothing some Tim hortons and free health care can't fixb

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LIES!

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+1 for Vancouver Island, and the criminally under appreciated Iceberg Vodka.

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Jesus H. Christ, it's water and fucken ethanol. How the hell do you get misty-eyed over that? Wankers gotta wank, I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever tried the Iceberg beer yet? It's another Newfoundland based iceberg water beverage that's delicious.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How pure is the water in icebergs? Seems like not a good water source for beer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Haven't! I'll look for it thanks for the info.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheers!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going on a road trip this summer and am gonna be in Canada for a good chunk of the trip, so this was some cool information.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where abouts?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many places. Highlights include Montreal, Niagara Falls, then going through the US until I cross the border again to drive the Alaskan Hwy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had me at doughnuts op.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And the correct spelling of doughnuts

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How else does it get spelled?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Donut. But I think that's a US exclusive spelling.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YAY!!! I'm from Hamilton!!! :D I have to say, our waterfalls are pretty great!! :)

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Sorry.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but could you please own alaska? please? take us from this nightmare!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tl; dr Canada has lentils. But seriously Canada looks awesome, OP. 9/10 would visit.

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5/7

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you'd have some serious travelling to do to get it in one go. its about 7500km from St Johns to Victoria.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've heard It's big. Canada too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its that big and its cold.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Also, why wasn't maple syrup in that contender list?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cuz OP fucked up. Just because Australia is the top exporter of crocodile leather doesn't make it one of our top exports.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm Pakistani American and I confirm the lentil fact.

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Steeltown, represent! The only city in Canada where you can go on a beautiful nature hike and get mugged by a tweaker in the same hour.

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Preach. I've really liked my stay in Hamilton over the past 2 years. Great city overall.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ayeaye mate. I live in Hamilton as well. Some rough areas. But overall, a great city.

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#2 FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME THIS IS PALEONTOLOGY NOT ARCHAEOLOGY. SINCERELY, A FED UP ARCHAEOLOGIST

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This will not be for the last time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fed up paleo agrees.

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Fellow archaeologist and Canadian here, Im both sorry and couldn't agree more. My mother in law still thinks I dig Dino's.

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This post is a bit of a mess, lots of details that are "almost right, but not quite"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stop yelling at me and get back to your bones dino-man!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what a dinosaur would say

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Are you advertising for Canada? Because this is how you get refugees. Especially with the whole trump thing.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

This is advertising for a part of Canada. http://cbiftrumpwins.com/#intro

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You're awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drumpf

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#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

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Refugees are here because the LPC wants political points.

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A large proportion of Canadians are actually descendants of American "refugees" who stayed loyal to the crown after the revolution.

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Dang those Loyalists.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm down with the crown. What else? Time is of the essence.

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SNOLAB is the second-deepest physics lab. Jinping, recently constructed in China, is deeper both physically and in shielding depth.

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The Sanford lab is a DUSEL in Lead, SD. It resides in the Homestake Mine at 4850 ft below the Earth. It focuses on researching Neutrinos.

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The Stanford Lab was planned to be the deepest - some 8000' deep. But it ran into financial trouble and an interim lab was setup at 4900'.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was because South Dakota refuses to fund the project. When it was proposed it was very exciting. Really the only thing going for us.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(SNOLAB is 6800' deep, and Jinping is 7900')

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As an American... That's for the education +1

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I'm American and had no idea Alaska once belonged to Russia. That was interesting.

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I share this sentiment. May move there if this Trump shit actually happens. I'm already sending my apologies to the world.

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Agreed. I truly hope someone else enters to run as a third party....

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As a Canadian, I certify that #12 is the truth and nothing but the truth so help me God

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Indeed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised the % isn't way higher to be honest!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yea but don't you ever feel guilty about buying it? especially now that you can only get them in single box's ? - i'll take 20 boxes please!

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As an american i resent this sentiment. I demand a recount. i love craft ;_;

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's pronounced Kraft goddammit karen we spoke about this

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u wot m8, wana fight? : P

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's the first food I learned how to make at a stove, it's the first food both of my kids were taught to make at a stove.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cough cough As a Canadian PC White Cheddar for lyfe

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Its hilarious how true this is lmao

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This 'Nuck knows where it's at! It's so GOOD!

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As a Canadian I fucking hate kraft dinner

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Booo.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a recent resident of Canada, these are some great facts! All that is heard is maple syrup and snow. Glad to see something different.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Recent resident? Tell me how you become one because if trump wins I'm looking for an exit plan

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I have a postdoc at one of the universities, transplant from NJ. I've been here since September and love it. (Though i miss NYC at times)

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DON'T FORGET TO TRY POUTINE !

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry for my excitement, poutine is amazing.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Haha, I'm in Montreal, so I've had it in many different iterations.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Make sure you go to Burger de Ville near Côte St-Luc. For the burgers, though, not the poutine.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the suggestion! If you have anymore, they are welcomed.

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