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1. Our tallest waterfall isn’t the Horseshoe
Niagara Falls may get all the glory, but the highest waterfall in Canada is actually in British Columbia’s Strathacona Provincial Park on Vancouver Island. Della Falls stands 440 metres, which is more than eight times the height of the Niagara Falls.
2. We’re a hotbed for dinosaur research
One of the world’s richest dinosaur fossil fields is in Alberta’s badlands, and archaeological excavations continue to take place there. The area has been designated as a provincial park (Dinosaur Provincial Park) and an UNESCO World Heritage site.
3. We’re home to the waterfall capital of the world
The region surrounding the steel town of Hamilton, Ontario, has more than 100 waterfalls, and is dubbed both “The City of Waterfalls” and “The Waterfall Capital of the World.” It may be a self-made claim, but it works for publicity: do a Google search for “waterfall capital” and top spots go to the Hammer.
4. We harvest icebergs in Newfoundland and Labrador for vodka
Ever seen Iceberg Vodka at your local liquor store? It’s the only vodka in the world made from icebergs, which are harvested from Iceberg Alley, off Newfoundland’s east coast, then processed in St. John’s. Ontario has a hand in there, too—the alcohol part is triple-distilled from Ontario sweet corn.
5. We’re the world’s largest exporter of lentils
Quick! Name our top exports! Wheat? Oil? Lumber? How about lentils? Yes, Canada exports more lentils than any other nation, producing 17 percent of the world’s supply and primarily exporting to India and Turkey.
6. We’re the garter snake capital of the world
If you’re not scared to see tens of thousands of red-garter snakes in a mating frenzy, head to the Narcisse Snake Den in Manitoba. For two periods each year, visitors can see “more snakes at a glance than anywhere else in the world,” according to the Government of Manitoba’s website.
7. We have more doughnut shops per capita than anywhere else in the world
The doughnut may be commonly considered an American sweet, but it turns out we eat more of the deep-fried treat than anywhere else on the planet. Which maybe isn’t so surprising—how many Tim Hortons do you pass on your daily commute?
8. We supply a third of the world’s French fries T
Thanks to the McCain empire, one-third of the world’s French fry supply comes from the small town of Florenceville-Bristol in New Brunswick.
9. We have the deepest underground physics lab in the world
The SNOLAB, located two kilometres underneath the city of Sudbury, is the deepest physics lab on earth. Work in the lab includes experiments about dark matter and research on supernovas.
10. We never owned Alaska
It’s a common misconception that Canada “sold” Alaska to the U.S. Not true. Our southern neighbours bought the state from Russia in 1867.
11. We built the world’s first UFO landing pad
St. Paul, Alberta, is home to the world’s first landing pad for alien life. The raised cement pad was built in 1967 and was officially opened by then Minister of National Defense (and open alien conspiracy theorist) Paul Hellyer.
12. We eat 55 percent more Kraft Dinner than Americans do
Yes, us northerners really love instant macaroni and cheese—which maybe isn’t so surprising given The Barenaked Ladies even referenced this university dinner staple in their song, “If I Had a Million Dollars.”
13. We made the world’s first $1-million coin
In 2007, the Royal Canadian Mint issued the world’s first million-dollar coin (it was also named the world’s largest gold coin by Guinness World Records). To date, five of these coins have been bought by investors.
14. We almost shared currency with Iceland
In the aftermath of the country’s economic collapse, Iceland’s government publicly considered adopting Canada’s currency, prompting speculation that Greenland would also consider taking on the loonie.
Whatswrongwiththispicture
Oh Canada!
WillZMacht
Who thinks the US bought Alaska from Canada? Are there people who believe that?
cheezebits
Hamilton may have waterfalls but you can't deny it's a shit hole
memememissc
Newfoundland also has Iceberg beer. It comes in a blue bottle. It's AMAZING. And I hate beer.
strviking
Yessss, Tim Hortons. Rest of the US can keep tier Starbucks and dunkin doughnuts. Freaking Tim Hortons is the best.
jimthecanadian
we have the best looking prime minister too. upvote Daddy Trudeau.
XorvenLord
turdeau is bad, and his supporters should feel bad.
Thackerzod
But...where's the Parliament run by Moose?
tori700
What's 15?!?!? The suspense is killing me
scottygrayskull
Royal Tyrell Museum in Drumheller, AB is an absolute must see for anybody who loves dinosaurs! So happy I got to go a few years ago! :D
SpermPoopForDinner
16. Canada is 50% the letter A.
GameFais
*Hissing from Australia*
circlebreaker
I don't care if there are waterfalls of silver coins, I'm still not going to Hamilton.
LarfleezePlz
15. If you die in Canada you die in real life
Kofthefens
https://xkcd.com/180/
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Snopes debunked that: http://www.snopes.com/if-you-die-in-canada-you-die-in-real-life
Pornegranate
The misconception that you can't die arose in 1984 due to a marginal overestimation of our health care system.
LarfleezePlz
Sorry. As is tradition
peopleperson
Not true. If you're American and die in Canada you're only 74% dead.
LarfleezePlz
Wow I guess there's nothing some Tim hortons and free health care can't fixb
RoastedSalted
LIES!
DeathToSwans
+1 for Vancouver Island, and the criminally under appreciated Iceberg Vodka.
vindik8or
Jesus H. Christ, it's water and fucken ethanol. How the hell do you get misty-eyed over that? Wankers gotta wank, I guess.
Atheistbear
Have you ever tried the Iceberg beer yet? It's another Newfoundland based iceberg water beverage that's delicious.
80percentlegs
How pure is the water in icebergs? Seems like not a good water source for beer.
DeathToSwans
Haven't! I'll look for it thanks for the info.
Atheistbear
Cheers!
Ihavesomethingtosay
I'm going on a road trip this summer and am gonna be in Canada for a good chunk of the trip, so this was some cool information.
strawberryblonder
Where abouts?
Ihavesomethingtosay
Many places. Highlights include Montreal, Niagara Falls, then going through the US until I cross the border again to drive the Alaskan Hwy.
DirttheShaman
You had me at doughnuts op.
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
And the correct spelling of doughnuts
TicoMachi
How else does it get spelled?
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Donut. But I think that's a US exclusive spelling.
happycanadiancamper
YAY!!! I'm from Hamilton!!! :D I have to say, our waterfalls are pretty great!! :)
mancrush
Sorry.
iusedtodream
but could you please own alaska? please? take us from this nightmare!
fishzoil
Tl; dr Canada has lentils. But seriously Canada looks awesome, OP. 9/10 would visit.
MashyC
5/7
Justanotherfuckingguy
you'd have some serious travelling to do to get it in one go. its about 7500km from St Johns to Victoria.
fishzoil
I've heard It's big. Canada too.
Justanotherfuckingguy
Its that big and its cold.
Vesane
Yeah. Also, why wasn't maple syrup in that contender list?
vindik8or
Cuz OP fucked up. Just because Australia is the top exporter of crocodile leather doesn't make it one of our top exports.
zma123456
I'm Pakistani American and I confirm the lentil fact.
FartyMcPoopyButt
Steeltown, represent! The only city in Canada where you can go on a beautiful nature hike and get mugged by a tweaker in the same hour.
alliusis
Preach. I've really liked my stay in Hamilton over the past 2 years. Great city overall.
Theguybehindthecurtain
Ayeaye mate. I live in Hamilton as well. Some rough areas. But overall, a great city.
Zasserman
#2 FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME THIS IS PALEONTOLOGY NOT ARCHAEOLOGY. SINCERELY, A FED UP ARCHAEOLOGIST
qwerty4007
This will not be for the last time.
TyrannusEquus
Fed up paleo agrees.
ThatGoatMoat
Fellow archaeologist and Canadian here, Im both sorry and couldn't agree more. My mother in law still thinks I dig Dino's.
JayEnfield
This post is a bit of a mess, lots of details that are "almost right, but not quite"
SirJohn100
Stop yelling at me and get back to your bones dino-man!
LordJohnSnowball
That's exactly what a dinosaur would say
WhiteTexan
Ross?
Zasserman
https://media.giphy.com/media/YS9GaIVlRkwlq/giphy.gif
JefftheGiraffe
Are you advertising for Canada? Because this is how you get refugees. Especially with the whole trump thing.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
This is advertising for a part of Canada. http://cbiftrumpwins.com/#intro
JefftheGiraffe
You're awesome.
Maahes0
Drumpf
joeyjunx
#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
Mew16
Refugees are here because the LPC wants political points.
Zasserman
A large proportion of Canadians are actually descendants of American "refugees" who stayed loyal to the crown after the revolution.
sanders1004
Dang those Loyalists.
JefftheGiraffe
I'm down with the crown. What else? Time is of the essence.
DavidBrooker
SNOLAB is the second-deepest physics lab. Jinping, recently constructed in China, is deeper both physically and in shielding depth.
BallerT78
The Sanford lab is a DUSEL in Lead, SD. It resides in the Homestake Mine at 4850 ft below the Earth. It focuses on researching Neutrinos.
DavidBrooker
The Stanford Lab was planned to be the deepest - some 8000' deep. But it ran into financial trouble and an interim lab was setup at 4900'.
BallerT78
This was because South Dakota refuses to fund the project. When it was proposed it was very exciting. Really the only thing going for us.
DavidBrooker
(SNOLAB is 6800' deep, and Jinping is 7900')
Sicsac04
As an American... That's for the education +1
Jetlagged
I'm American and had no idea Alaska once belonged to Russia. That was interesting.
9678904
I share this sentiment. May move there if this Trump shit actually happens. I'm already sending my apologies to the world.
Sicsac04
Agreed. I truly hope someone else enters to run as a third party....
tori700
As a Canadian, I certify that #12 is the truth and nothing but the truth so help me God
onlyhalfghost
Indeed.
DeathToSwans
I'm surprised the % isn't way higher to be honest!
lildude52ca
yea but don't you ever feel guilty about buying it? especially now that you can only get them in single box's ? - i'll take 20 boxes please!
MrGato
As an american i resent this sentiment. I demand a recount. i love craft ;_;
larryqa
It's pronounced Kraft goddammit karen we spoke about this
MrGato
u wot m8, wana fight? : P
theDogter
It's the first food I learned how to make at a stove, it's the first food both of my kids were taught to make at a stove.
wessyfbaby
cough cough As a Canadian PC White Cheddar for lyfe
Squishydrone
Its hilarious how true this is lmao
PreOpGhost
This 'Nuck knows where it's at! It's so GOOD!
AT0M1CDRAG0N
As a Canadian I fucking hate kraft dinner
lildude52ca
Booo.
Cutestuffies
As a recent resident of Canada, these are some great facts! All that is heard is maple syrup and snow. Glad to see something different.
YourTypicalFriend
Recent resident? Tell me how you become one because if trump wins I'm looking for an exit plan
Cutestuffies
I have a postdoc at one of the universities, transplant from NJ. I've been here since September and love it. (Though i miss NYC at times)
therearenomoreusernameavailable
DON'T FORGET TO TRY POUTINE !
therearenomoreusernameavailable
I'm sorry for my excitement, poutine is amazing.
Cutestuffies
Haha, I'm in Montreal, so I've had it in many different iterations.
minizeries
Make sure you go to Burger de Ville near Côte St-Luc. For the burgers, though, not the poutine.
Cutestuffies
Thanks for the suggestion! If you have anymore, they are welcomed.