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Got two more today. They don't have names yet.
That's Clancy. He's a little bitch kinda. I still love him.
Murphy! He likes to watch over all.
elvinreyn2718
I love em frogs.
graciel0uie
My cousin has those growing up, one of them would pee on my aunt every time she picked him up. They are so cool!
Silliosophical
Duncan for the boy. Betsy for the girl.
himommythanksjeans
Why do you keep those French people in a glass cage? It seems inhumane
kirstysaurus
Name them sploot and splat
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
Thought Clancy was a stick at first...
StalkerMagnet
They're adorable!
Yamfish
They look like old gum. I like them.
AccidentalStalker
Dumpy tree frogs. Watching them eat brings me joy.
elyksti
What a ribbiting post, @op!
mehilistic
Let's not jump to any conclusions.
BattleReadyPenguin
Travis and Chainsaw should be their names
BurtTurglar
"Chainsaw and Dave from Summer School with Mark Harman" should be one frogs name. The other? "Scrambles the death dealer"
Elonth
should name to boy Tom and the girl Lawsin. so when they hook up they become Tom Clancy and Murphies law.
Brosius
They're an invasive species in Florida
AccidentalStalker
They are. I'm in Montana. They wouldn't do well to try and invade here.
Anthf
Big Murph is a sonofabitch
AccidentalStalker
He is. But is a really cool way. Like the way a cook grandfather is a sonifabitch.
BrothaDarkness
Every time I see or hear the name Murphy I have flashbacks of one man.
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BurtTurglar
You killed Ben! NOOOOOooooo....
theIndianaJonesofRandomMode
You fucking love your frogs? I fucking love your frogs
youwould
Had a White's Tree Frog for almost 14 years. They have such funny personalities.
FurciferPardalis
They look pretty dumpy to me.
AccidentalStalker
I get that reference!
VictoryWine
Smooth dogs, small and curious dogs.
FookingTaserFace
MUUUUUUUUUURPH *slams 5th dimensional bookshelf*
AccidentalStalker
That's EXACTLY how you pronounce his name.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
They're good frogs, Blyat.
WallnutSmasher
They are like blobs of paint
MonkeysBusiness
Why not giving them French names ? Like Tristan and Josette ?
affluentmistake
Thought you named a stick Clancey for a minute... no more vodka for me...
Desaku
Eh, I'm sober and thought the same thing. I say keep drinking.
Artemone
I like frogs too, I'm French, yummy!
AccidentalStalker
SO is of French ancestry. I keep an eye on him with my frogs.
PhotographyRapt0r
Big Murph is a boss
Worble
Big Murph drives a truck with Yosemite Sam mud flaps but Yosemite Sam is a ginger haired frog.
KeyLimeGreen
I'm serious how do you tell them apart?
AccidentalStalker
They look different. :-) Murphy's huge, Clancy is the jittery medium one.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
You ask them what their names are.
TheAwfulNene
Hopefully the new home will put a bounce in their step
mehilistic
Only if it's a hop skip and a leap away
Autisticscreechingintensifies
Ive been wanting to get frogs, what species are these?
AccidentalStalker
Whites tree frogs, aka dumpy tree frogs. Read up on them! They are so much fun!
Autisticscreechingintensifies
Where did you purchase them? online retailer?
AccidentalStalker
Murph and Clancy are from Petco. The other two are from a girl on Craigslist who was moving and couldn't take them.
servingmytimeinusersub
At least you don't love fucking frogs.
squirrelfury
I, too, read the words in the wrong damn order at first.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
AccidentalStalker
That poor froggle!
ThisIsGod
Lets hold off on the assumptions...after all @OP might be dyslexic.
AccidentalStalker
Dyslexia no man here!
ThisIsGod
downvoted by people who don't get the joke...
elyksti
It's a great way to cure AIDS though.
j00niz
Joseph Smith! Magical AIDS frog! Brigham Young! Frog on his clit-face!