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FP edit - First time on front page thanks everyone.
Instead of sending stuff to my inbox (if you actually do that. I have no idea) and you would like to help the city of Manchester there is a just giving page trying to raise £2 million to support the families of those killed and injured in the attack. If you would like to donate the link is at the bottom.
Thank you all!
https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/westandtogethermanchester
Trustymachete
+1 for bloody nuisance.
LittleLordThudleroy
You put cookies in your tea? BTW you're saying it wrong
mozzaru
When you don't hear what someone said after the third time so you go "oh ok haha" and suffer eternally, never knowing what they said.
BreakfastOfChampionsBacon
We can handle mild annoyances so of course we can handle our children being blown up
filthybarbarian
Oi mate!
SmokeyBearD
It's Kind regards not Kind Regards...
Kukadin
Boy, this sure shows how the bombings haven't gotten to them, talking about how it hasn't constantly
ayjayn
me reading these high level threats
TeeMee123
when some extroverted twat sits next to you on the bus and you're praying he doesn't try to talk to you
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Now try being British and Autistic both, I'm pretty sure I'm in another dimension from where I was born due to wanting to disappear so badly
vorpalblade82
Those are just the posh ones. Us commoners have gone from "leave it out .." to "Oi!" And the Welsh are currently " Tampin!".
Whwat
Yikes!
OhLenny
Tampin fumin ragin!
Litronoideawhattoput
Oh bach I am in a hanging mood! Fuckin tamping!
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Thinking you're the only country that deals with awkward social situations #BritishThreatLevel
potatoardvarkhybrid
*aisle
zackofspades
When you said your Pepes were rare but you only packing a pair of commons #ImgurThreatLevels
DarkNinja2462
hardytardigrade
Misspelling "aisle" after you created the language.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
YOU STICK YOUR HAND IN WHETHER OR NOT IT BURNS YOU LITTLE TANGERINE TWATCUMBER
noyougofuckyourself
TIL, am British. P.s thoughts are with you. Sending reasonable display of affection from across the pond.
Arizoniac
What's wrong with saying "Regards" in an email?
Whwat
Carry on, lads.
JoeKreeg
My father-in-law drove past the Manchester Arena 10 minutes before the bombing.
ruferto
#5 - thats the exact face this british guy i vaguely know when we passed each other in the street while both on dates
login34
Am.... Am I.. Am I British??
AntiCircleJerker
British take mass killings of their own very well. In the US, we tend to get upset when terrorists attack and slaughter innocent people.
chromofoam
It's shocking and sad indeed when these events occur, but co-opting grief and/or grief porn is shit that need to stop. Does my head in.
moopuss
The English are kind of infamous for emotional repression amongst its society. "Stiff upper lip" and all that...
Whwat
unless it's the 90 people EVERY DAY to gun usage, but, yeah.
justasiam
How hard is it to spell AISLE correctly??? (As in grocery store not a waterway.)
Whwat
Isle is an island, no?
justasiam
Yes you are correct. That is what I meant. Sorry about that.
SenatorFrankUnderwear
Anyone else think that this is in poor taste? It just seems to show a massive lack of empathy rather than a resilient hardy spirit.
Whwat
If you cower in terror, they won. If you bankrupt your country in a pointless war, they won.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Is the title correct? I'm sure I've seen the John Cleese one before. I think these may have come out after a different incident, one that /1
MoistBananas
All tweets were screen shots from twitter today. Content of those tweets (pictures) may not be from today :)
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
wasn't as serious, and OP or someone they've copied from is just repurposing them. I hope so, anyway. This doesn't seem like an /2
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
appropriate response to the deaths of children. /3
kibbypie
They absolutely are upset about the slaughter of children. What they're trying to do is show the terrorists this wont stop their way of life
KittyLeader
The John Cleese one is about another incident, but the timestamps on each tweet show they're about Monday.
eromitlab
And that's not even British anger's final form. Try queue jumping if you want to see that in action.
Whwat
tbh nothing in america pisses me off more than that either.
StonerCatJay
Yeah, a lot of these aren't exclusive to the Brits
chromofoam
"Excuse me, but can't you see there's a queue??!" (Goes on to mutter something something rude something something complain to the manager)
helini
Standard practice is to tut loudly, shake your head and make other disapproving sounds but not actually say anything
LetsTalkGameDesign
We WILL tut, we WILL look around in an exaggerated manner and we WILL share awkward glances with other queue members about the situation!
chromofoam
A knowing sigh. Consider writing to your MP. Discuss many hours later over tea "You'll never guess what happened in a queue earlier"
LuncheonsAndDragons
Aisles are in stores. Isles are in oceans. Thank you for your time.
Grieger
And Ailes is six feet under...
CasualFascist
Hey, I'm having a party this weekend. You want to come?
MVPenis
What is it that makes you think your better than other people?
MrShpoople
Mostly it's just being better than other people
LuncheonsAndDragons
Just sharing a commonly confused spelling. Like "your" and "you're" for instance. If the devil's in the details, details are important.
TheCalvinintheWoods
Probably his correct understanding of the difference between aisle and isle.
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
Yes but these are the British isles
TheCalvinintheWoods
Are there any stores in the oceans?
Dancingbear87
I know there's some schools my mate nemo went to one
LuncheonsAndDragons
I suppose in Hawaii, the Philippines, Japan... isle aisle-ow it. (I'm sorry for that.)
poets
Don't be.
ChloeRed
If you really want a uk scary phrase, I'd nominate "Replacement Bus Service"
Deadpoolio7
ThisMonkeysGoneToHeaven
How dare you madam.
Haribobarlow
There's no need for that sort of thing, here. You need to calm down, ok?
ChloeRed
You're right. Tea time!
SmiffyBoi
*nightmare flashbacks*
PGTipsMonkeh
Not scary, just really bloody infuriating
TheAngryMarineBiologist
May I offer a second one? "Jedward"
ListenToThisShit
Ahh no please don't
ChloeRed
"kettle's broken"?
KittyLeader
You monster! Why would you do that?? Now I gotta go hug my kettle, and tell him he's a good boy.
ChloeRed
I'd give a kettle love the properly.. by filling and giving them a good boil. Then making tea.
LordNoodles
You don't have a backup? Oh right brits aren't crazy survivalists with compounds and rations
KittyLeader
We take care of our kettles... It is a tragedy when one breaks, and only after a responsible amount of time may we get a new one.
DarkNinja2462
Youragent
Dude? Bro? Man? Asshole?
spits1fire20
"Nigga"
Whwat
I disagree, pal.
Whwat
You aint my buddy, homie.
Whwat
You's be wrong about that, bro.
idrinkcheapbeer
"Hey, what's up man?"
blazebot4200
"Man" "bud" "bro"
ICarpeYourDiems
It could be worse. If Canadians use the wrong familiar term, they get thrown in jail & their maple syrup rations are dropped 15%.
swinglinered
Did you just assume my term?
ICarpeYourDiems
I grew up with a couple of Newfies. They were pretty loose with the terms.