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Nov 28, 2016 8:18 PM
lualewis
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OldTownPhantom
Seriously, Lois? His entire alternate persona is superman with glasses. How are you a reporter?
Xalaqia
I like the idea that Lois knows, but just plays along for fun.
BrbFapping
Heroes*
obarey
But can facial recognition see past the glasses?
fluffywarthog
That was exactly how Byrne rebooted Superman- Luthor uses a computer to match his face, but refuses to believe that he is Clark Kent.
Cilvaa
More pixels:
ReverseTrapTsukasa
"I always vibrate a little when people take my picture. Messes with the details." ~Superman "Son of a--" ~Batman
FLCLrox
First I laughed but then went "but it's canon he slightly vibrates his face to mess up facial recognition" but then went "fuck I'm a nerd"
imgurianitarian
Pandanyan
You mean a hero. Since it's only one guy.
AIComments
Every now and then google matches a picture of some random renaissance portrait in my photos. Result of timey-wimey thing?
Bigcurly2000
Seriously though, how does Superman not get recognised as Clark, some sort of power?
transientarchitect
I liked Superman as a kid, but everything about him is just over the top ridiculous.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
"I always vibrate a little when people take my picture. Messes with the details." ~Superman
Bkrasner23
MechaNinja
http://imgur.com/Af4XLQ6
BedraggledGoof
I quite liked the tactic in the Christopher Reeve films where Clark isn't just a normal guy he's an oblivious clutz too hopeless to be supes
kibateo
Source for the lazy: https://www.facebook.com/MaxIsDrawing/
lualewis
Since Facebook isn't where I found this, that's good to know
smileforme123
When Facebook ruins your life
malak0rX
supes has stated in a comic that he vibrates at a subsonic speed to distort photos
Imostlikelyannoyedyou
So zuckerberg is really lex Luther?
BeerBatteredandBold
Molvanian
So, I really like the newer take on the trope. If you saw a dead ringer for Kenu Reaves working at Burger King, what would you think?
DisgruntledFerret
That's an interesting spin. Like how Samuel L. Jackson takes the subway and people assume he's a guy who looks a bit like Samuel L. Jackson.
Molvanian
"I didn't know Kenu worked in fast food." or "Man that guy looks like a famous actor." Also, that Lois and Perry already know.
Kataki
The whole world knows who clark was in the current rebirth line. DC did a relaunch restarting its universe. Turns out characters from the...
Kataki
Old universe survived. New superman dies, permanently, old superman takes over again. Entire world knows that new52 superman was clark.
Plupperfump
Actually, Superman wears a specific type of glasses that amplifies his very weak but present hypnotic power which he uses to make sure 1/2
Plupperfump
Nobody connects the dots of him being Clark Kent 2/2
IdoitfortheLOLs
I'm sorry to say it took me a few minutes to figure out what was going on here.
IzBizz
Sick art! Who's the artist?
lualewis
I seriously wish I knew, my boyfriend sent it to me
divenzi
Says in the corner something like Maxis Drawing
DickbuttCeraJavertSpanishInquisition
I went to the facebook site, and it says that it is titled Max Is Drawing
kibateo
https://www.facebook.com/MaxIsDrawing/
AgamemnonsMemes
Oh no.. i wish i did facebook..
inkpod
I don't do Facebook either. Had my identity stolen.
AgamemnonsMemes
Facebook worries me for so many reasons. Someone needs to introduce them to squarespace, get them a website.
WussupVoltage
You can look at business and artist type pages without logging in or having an account in many cases.
AgamemnonsMemes
Thats good. I do hate the interface though. Its so bad for gallery types. Still might take a look.
DapperDanAdoresYou
But Clark Kent wears glasses.
VivTheKitsune
He takes them off when he transforms!
DapperDanAdoresYou
... that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Superman looks more like Bruce Wayne than CLARK KENT
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
guerillagirl
Not in smallville!!
OrionCenturion
And/or a hat
cesarnero
Facebook face recognation softwere son.
guerillagirl
Not in smallville!!
Highlander8795
He starts wearing them when he works at the Daily Planet in later seasons.
guerillagirl
yeah but lois hangs out with him when he's still a teenager and not wearing glasses...
Highlander8795
That's before Superman is a thing though, for a while he's known as the red/blue blur. By the time his face goes public, she already knows.
RagingAsian
Doesn't he at the end once he actually gets his suit?
malak0rX
supes has stated in a comic that he vibrates at a subsonic speed to distort photos
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
So then would there be no photos of Clark Kent? The
NonBinaryGenderFluidDoggo
No wonder she likes him so much.
Treblaine
NoFucksLeftToGive
I gave up vibrating when I was 14
danishjuggler21
That vibration is why the ladies love him
SpiderDetective
Kinda like the Flash
anabundanceofpuns
Very much like the Flash. In fact the Flash is based off of that power of Superman's
secretlyopiniated
Other way around, I'm afraid. Jay Garrick never wore a mask and instead opted for his father's world war helmet. He used it to stay hidden.
anabundanceofpuns
Shit dude, spoiler alert
PenisOfDeath
Mufasa is the Joker's father
ShrubNinja
abundantbadgers
So he's cursed by the ring girl
malak0rX
I really wish I could find the pic of batman as samara in the well chasing superman now -.-
TheMuteDoge
http://imgur.com/5CYFr
TheVampireDante
lualewis
That would be great
pvtwestbrook86
Hell yeah she does. Amiright?
DimmadamnDougDimmadome
Or amiright
YourDaughterCallsMeDaddyToo
krapmyself
I bet they peg
wulfansur
Perfect use of gif. I'm lizzing!
needkaffeen
Thanks for reminding me I'm marathoning 30 Rock
U1849KA
I suddenly want a Superman with Liz Lemon as Lois Lane. d:
CitrusLimon
And Jerry Seinfeld as Superman?
U1849KA
Nah, the one from Man of Steel / BvS, just to undercut his sudden broom-up-the-butt depressing seriousness. d:
Starkregen
ZorkFox
Darwinthenaturalselector
More like she'd poke him
FakePlasticTreehugger
More like she wants him to poke her.
FartMitzvah
PankDaddy
Sex with superman would definitely hurt, right? Right?
Gerbillinae
I'm a guy, so i guess it would. :/
dracomageat
Right.
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JessWithaC
I was hoping someone would post this in response!
itsakidsbooksantiago
If this was the Silver Age, he'd already have found a stupid power to thwart facial recognition software.
theIdris
The canon reason is his glasses are made of spaceship windshield and it amplifies his hypnosis abilities so nobody can tell through tech.
ImaPuertoRicanPowerRanger
Lies, Clark Kent has glasses.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Like a mask?
masterali
Glasses?
zenoshogun
Like wearing a mask?
woogigooie
He can thwart it cause the way he is
photog
Isn't that was Bruce Jenner did?
TheresAGermanWordForThat
He just kisses every camera.
BronzeLeaguePro
He super hypnotizes Facebook's algorithms too. Why not? He
DavidBrooker
Vibrate!
FrogPaste
That's Flash's thing, but I suppose Superman is almost as fast, so he should be able to do it, too...
BewilderedBeaver
He did that in the tv show to move through a forcefield.
RoosterCastille
In the first years of Superman, his super muscular control allowed him to literally change his body and face to look different.
RoosterCastille
Clark was a lumbering oaf with a dumb face. Superman was sleek, rippling, agile, and handsome.
happinessconsultant
Sleek, rippling, while agile and handsome
counterintel
I feel like Superman is the definition of Deus Ex Machina.
Demenster
I mean he is pretty much a god.
PffftNext
Is there anything he can't do?
UncomfortableTruths
johnnyallstar
He can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
Jjtazman
save his planet
Mistamage
Boom.
MrGhrey
-- Krypton
Finduses
Beat Martian Manhunter ;)
gibsojac000
He ain't nothing to fuck with.
dubbelu
Wat? Laser eyes don't make fire?
Finduses
Martian manhunters weakness to fire is psykological.
dubbelu
Interesting. Thanks for the clarification.
INTOTHEMOTHERLANDTHEGERMANARMYMARCH
Defeat Batman.
FlyinHawaiian13
JohnnyTitelips
http://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hush12sr9-631x500.jpg
ShrubNinja
The difference being that Superman actually wanted to kill Batman in the first page.
ShrubNinja
Midnaspet
fucking wow
itsakidsbooksantiago
I knew you wouldn't let me down, internet.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
ffs
100PercentCanadianBeef
Not as cool as Super Ventriloquism.
NukeMuffin
KILLER QUEEN?!
Onekindofpisslord
DEADLY QUEEN*!!!
InboxMeYourPuns
This isn't real, there is no way this is real.
swagbornslayer
search your feelings, you know it to be true
AdmJota
Fortunately it's not. It's just a comic book.
Locolarue
...Yeah, the Silver Age is pretty crazy.
Nova225
One comic he could shoot mini-clones from his fingers. I shit you not.
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Google "super-ventriloquism". Then Google "super-ventriloquism Krypto"
BachelorGourmet
Silver Age Superman had what amounts to "the ability to do anything he hasn't already done."
Burnnoticelover
I own that comic. It's real.
Ryebread91
So what's he going "a-calling" for?
Toffeeaccident
Extra dimensional hookers I believe.
beanprok
He also would go to absurd lengths to "prove" to Lois that Clark wasn't Superman. Using robot clones, balloon clones, ventriloquism 1/2
beanprok
..and even this gem when Superman became super fat http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/0/2/412602_v1.jpg 2/2
Counterfit
Super-ventiloquism...
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
One time, Superman gained the ability to shoot mini-Supermans out of his hands.
ProjectKurtz
He then became jealous of his smaller self for some reason and tried to kill him, only for mini-supes to sacrifice himself to save him.
ShrubNinja
Silver age Superman. Invents powers on the fly.
PenisOfDeath
Not like Silver age Batman was that far off, just replace powers with gadgets.
darkclaw89
Including flight. I want to believe it was a pun. Right @Dreamdayer ?
malachitedragon
Super-knitting! I swear to god, that was a thing
Iwasoriginal
like super-mathematics
Iwasoriginal
sauce: https://supermathematics.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/superman.jpg?w=580
Dreamdayer
Pun?
InboxMeYourPuns
I never read superman and I'm kinda glad I didn't.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Eh, the best Supes stories are some of the best stories in comics. But there is a lot of shit, yeah.
ShrubNinja
Here's another excellent example of how ridiculous Silver Age Superman was: http://ultraimg.com/images/P8rvk.jpg
ShrubNinja
Also I agree with you. It's pretty boring when there's never any significant obstacle.
itsakidsbooksantiago
I miss Superdickery. That was a great site for Silver Age bullshit.
inkpod
Mutants: one simple power.
kantaloupe
Some of them are pretty great.