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I dont have a pet for tax...
Bergleton
Lol that 12345678 one sure got me
avih8r
Those fish be like "where we dropping boys"
CheshireKitKat
A tik tok meme? On MY Christian Imgur?! Disgraceful.
Bizczar
#11 Every Villain Is Lemons
Max4Pups
The chesticles on that bird are impressive!
LadyBeelzebub
https://www.independent.co.uk/video/us-mountain-lakes-video-footage-stocked-fish-wildlife-utah-a8517596.html
schlockchurch
Haha, that Willem Dafoe, always inserting scented erasers in his butthole.
DickPicEnthusiast
To be fair, any eraser you insert in your butthole becomes a scented eraser.
BeerAndWhiskey
I don't understand the wi-fi one with Chandler.
definatelyNotBrian
Its one 2 three 4s five 6s & seven 8s, 12345678
NotASaint
Utah oFISHals
Sheiryn
Janice qualifies as a pet . That laugh is spine crunching.
xarinsral
Printing out the princess picture for the kids room.
Xenarion
#10 French was the international language for a while tho.
SneakyOS
Reeeeee...?
Xenarion
I'm speaking English now, aren't I?
Cannabiscopse
"When life gives you lemons MAKE SACRIFICES"
Bpdrummer
Smee57
Upvoted for the fish... Bombs away mother fuckers
thegraphiteknight
Wait... is the fish thing true?! I mean, I'm no member of PETA or anything but I feel kinda bad for the skydiving fish
Schwouy
Every Villain Is Lemons
DrDizzo
Bread Sheeran?! Looks more like Toast Malone to me!
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
@op i think you'll have time to come up with the taxes. The irs is kinda shut down at the moment.
SneakyOS
Well, im Norwegian so doesn't help me much, I really want a dog tho
AvianFox
#15 seems pedo-ish
SneakyOS
Shhhh!
greenteaneko
*braying laughter*
Jay2Kaye
Petsmart says all that shit for plausible deniability when they sell you a sick fish and it dies on the way out.
zFUBARz
Gonna guess #11 is just a weirder one of these. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha%27s_hand
TheRicM
Lol that reminds me of
baconandmorebacon
#9 For a moment I thought that's a fucked up Gremlin.
KimmyGibberish
That’s what happens when it drinks after midnight
SneakyOS
Haha, now i see it aswell!
DarthLabradoodle
#11 When life gives you Cthulhemons, make Cthulhemonade.
geekmuffn
I only regret that I have but one upvote to give!
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
OH...MY...GAWD
iamyourfathersbrothersnephewscousinsformerroommate
HHHHEEEEEHEEHHEHEHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHAAAAA
BurgerExplosion
*machine gun laughter*
Fauxcused
OH...MY...GWAD....
lobosrul
Chandler Bing a Ling!
WillTheRealObiWanPleaseStandUp
Chandler bing my ding a ling!!
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
I met her and Fran Drescher IRL. The voices are real and scared me to my core.
lobosrul
Hmm I saw the actress that plays Janis in an episode of the X Files and she sounded normal.
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
She can definitely sound normal and in conversation she pretty much is, but every once in awhile... BOOM! A bit of Janice leaks out.
DynamicWeight
OhhHHHHHhhhhhhh
FutureHylian
The oh that slowly turns into a velociraptor screech
DynamicWeight
myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ChickenFingersYT
Our*
DynamicWeight
Gaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwdddddddddd
DewyVan
#5 Ballchinian
Darkwell
Chesticles
Calculussucks
Cock and balls
DanimalRC
Best line in MIB II, only other worthwile part is Biz Markie @ the post office.
WubbaIubbadubdub
Due we have the same mindset
MasterDefenestrator
I rather like "Why didn't you tell me?" "Would you have let her go?"
Janusha
Bunch of absolute crap
SneakyOS
I agree, but its stolen crap, ill take the points i get
Janusha
Memes are pr definition "shared" or stolen.
BigFatBobbie
That lemon thing is the most disturbing sight I have ever seen.
geekmuffn
Oh, sweet summer child...
BigFatBobbie
What are you trying to say? I am young? Thank you. I appreciate the compliment.
Bozmobile
The lemon looks like it was caught mid absorption by John carpenters the thing.
westsidewizard
Irl: cancer equivalence.
Kunkoh
Very Lovecraftian.
AgentClockworkOrange
I thought it looked like Cthulu
Thecooljonny
Looks like a cross between a buddha's hand lemon and a regular lemon
Allobarrister
Lemons are a hybrid of Buddha's hand and a breed of bitter orange. They do not occur naturally.
Borgham
Neither do buddhas hand do they?
Allobarrister
Buddha's hand is a mutation of the citron plant. It wasn't selectively bred like that.
Borgham
ah, so they do exist in the wild?