IceTownClown
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Jun 3, 2018 7:41 PM
IceTownClown
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EccentricNimoy
Somebody photoshop LOTR magic door to Moria scene with "Beef Women"!
woohoohunt
BEEF WOMEN
toidiidiot
WizardyDinosaur
I would buy the book, I'm im tears!
BennyJ03
If you two can’t clump happily, I’m going to get aggressive.
StillPimpin
That AI is Savage af towards Ron and Ron's Ron shirt.
LumberCat
But Ron's the handsome one
FloridaTurtle
Ron magic
Howdoienablecookies
"Several long pumpkins fell out of Mcgonagall" Last night, I was reading this in bed on mu usual end of the day Imgur browse and 1/2
Howdoienablecookies
2/2 I laughed uncontrollably for like 10 minutes when I got to that bit, geez that was funny.
CharlieKellyratslayer
He was about to be spiders. He just was.
DoingItWrongSince1980
That's enough to make you tear your eyeballs from your head and throw them into the forest.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Screaming about how closed the door was though.
demoncandy
No one else is concerned about the several long pumpkins that fell out of McGonagall??
CharlieKellyratslayer
Nah that seems about right
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done.
biologicalmagnification
This has the same pacing and logic of so many of my dreams.
SquatttingDog
Right? This is what I would dream if I watched all of the movies in one day
Sith4Sale
Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall
Chouilste
They used to be round, but McGonagall is tight for an old woman ;)
Lilyanabell
This is the funniest HP thing I’ve seen in a long time. Lol
wuzz
You are Hagrid now.
cbjfan
Look at me, I'm the Hagrid now.
halshing
https://imgur.com/GfA87Y7
wrackspurts
BEEF WOMEN
LunaChic
Reminds me of the website that has an AI randomly generate HP Lovecraft inspired stories.
missojennie
Faolana
I have never been so confused or laughed so hard about Harry Potter before.
jagster357
I was laughing so hard I had a freakin' asthma attack.
PanicAtTheEverywhere
I agree, I laughed more at this than I have at any other Imgur post
Skitspel
Have you read Barry Trotter?
iratepirate
I have a book. I didnt enjoy it
Faolana
I bet it’s even greater.
TheToofFairy
‘Why would the dark arts be worried?’ said Hermione’s bushy eyebrows. Ron spider walked to Harry. I am Norbert and Fluffy likes rock cakes.
TheToofFairy
Tom Riddle’s faceless nose snorted. Death eaters find my head, I’ve lost it somewhere over there. Hagrid shakes dragon eggs over toast.
TheToofFairy
This mirror makes my quidditch socks look pretty. Pulsating chambers of girls toilets Myrtle throw books at Sprout damn mandrakes. Hooray!
whatupmyknitters
schaden811
"not so handsome now" Harry thought as he ripped Hermione in hot sauce" ????
castlemacaw
She’s heckin tasty, my friend
schaden811
*dipped. Doh!
stardemon
I always enjoy this. I got so excited about BEEF WOMEN the first time I saw it I got a bit carried away and used it as a squadron name.
Zat01chi
Best Harry Potter chapter I've ever read
MathewMara
Ron's shirt was so Ron
reddenbocker
But what about Ron Magic?
StaticSnowSounds
Oh boy!
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Jeez Ron, just going to eat Hermione's family so casually like that?
Bizarkly
Damn -- that AI was doing *great* until it took an unpredictably wholesome turn at the end...
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Nothing is more wholesome than Harry Potter falling down the stairs for the whole summer!
aftu
This was not written by an AI. It was written by humans, who chose the next word from a set of several. No more advanced than the 1/2
aftu
algorithm that suggests the next word on your phone keyboard, and no more independent either.
BelaLugosisnotdead
Don’t ruin it.
3nd3rwiggin
Little surprised at how it built up and followed a rudimentary plot. It's not just random reassembly of words and phrases.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Except it's probably humans picking the best examples out of a never ending stream of un-funny rubbish.
BigMissedSteak
The dark arts better be worried oh boy!
Mercenarity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IYwc84hMZc
SnitchMcAudi
Jsupes
I read this part in Morty’s voice
reddenbocker
As he falls down the stairs for the rest of the summer.
dogfavoriter
If someone fell down the stairs for an entire summer and then came after me, I'd probably be worried too.
WuProgress
FartingDragon
Animated version: https://youtu.be/x-uDnlGJRdk
IFuckingCanNot
I've never seen this- this is incredible, I'm laughing so hard
ElderLurkerInNeedOfaCane
I feel like there needs to be another three or four chapters to see where this goes... I mean those death eaters are kinda interesting now
genuinelyloved
Definitely more interesting. I think two of them got married just then.
TheToofFairy
Crabbe and Goyle ^~^
ActuallyAPirate
But they're all dead
heynongman4pres
Prequel!
notacobra
I want to know which "ai" writes these, I keep seeing them, but aren't aware of a learning AI that behaves like this.
inevermadeone
Most likely a neural net like one of these https://www.predictiveanalyticstoday.com/top-artificial-neural-network-software/
efemral
I bet you are an AI trying to fool us.
notacobra
Turns out it's http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html (thanks @allthegoodonesweregone ) This app uses predictive text to give you 1/2
notacobra
a series of words to pick from, you can then insert your chosen word and it will give you a new set of words to choose. 2/2
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
I can guarantee you that there was a lot of picking and choosing out of a lot of complete rubbish to come up with the final results.
notacobra
I half wonder if it's basically just a predictive text system (like on your phone) having been fed a novel.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Yes, pretty much. Most likely a Recurrent Neural Network of some sort. Sam basis for Google Translate, etc. See the link I put for an intro.
notacobra
But see I don't recall a time at any point in the harry potter series where anything was dipped in hot sauce, suggesting human interference.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Yeah, it could be completely fake, or more likely the writing was "AI assisted" but humans were free to take whatever liberties they liked.
notacobra
Perhaps also given a basic dictionary and knowledge of rules (eg: adjective describes noun)
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Update: That's exactly what it is, a predictive keyboard writing assistant: http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html so mostly human.
notacobra
Wow It just gives you a word bank and you fill in the gap. so less "AI analysed" more "AI watched while human played Cards against humanity"
BenSnow97
Can't decide if that was done by an actual AI or just a smart human pretending to be an idiot. On one hand, there is just way too much >
DangrebeTheMangrebe
The hot sauce cemented it for me. The books never mention hot sauce. Why would the AI throw it in?
BenSnow97
I guess because it's close to something the books do mention. You're probably right though, it's way too good for comedy to be real.
iratepirate
The goblet of fiyaaah?
BenSnow97
TIL Mike Newell is an AI
BenSnow97
> consistency for it to be an AI, on the other hand, the mistakes and stupidity are very much AI-like, and some points do mimic Rowling's >
BenSnow97
> writing style on a conceptual level while failing to understand complexity. My best guess is an actual, quite advanced AI actually doing >
BenSnow97
> what the post says, or an AI scientist having some fun.
QuarterWatchCup
The AI probably generated a lot of them and they then picked the one that sounded the best.
previoustopcomment
Someone seeded predictive text with Harry potter than someone used it to write by choosing the predicted words.
HitodamaKyrie
With phone: "Text me a pic of your hair and I will be at your place by a few days ago and the kids will have a great time with the family."