Feb 21, 2022 3:12 PM
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Abbanon
eg
MWM75
Originally saw the on "Animals are Beautiful People". Swallow, squish, and puke.
GeneralPlatypus
Ok but does it then regret its life choices like me after extra spaghetti?
butts4hats
This is my butthole during buttplay
Adjunkie23
Ya greedy bastard
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
"I never do this, I swear" - nope rope, probably
SeaBisq
Damn nature, you scary
DidntSayThat
Imagine if it has to defend itself midway through that
GoAway96
Is this that Mouthful Mode from the new Kirby I have been hearing about?
ObeeJuanKenobi
This is an accurate representation of me after 4 helpings of Thanksgiving dinner, trying to put down that third slice of pie.
batukhan
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
No. Effing. Way. At one point it looks like the sides of his mouth are arms that are hugging the egg and his little head is resting on it
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
that bug crawling up like, "whatcha doing fatty?"
petresun
"Just relax. It'll fit, I swear."
TheSpaceCroissant
I was making fun of it when it first tried to take a bite. My eyes kept growing wider afterwards.
30H1PPU5
This is so neat! If any people have little egg eating snakes in southern NJ, I can give you some chicken eggs for them! I have mini chickens
That May mini eggs! I have more than I can use lol
garuffthehorse
In that pause at about 11 secs it very much looks like it's thinking "I've made a huge mistake"
"oh well, might as well see this through while I'm at it..."
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
Hello Darkness, my old friend
mojar45
Exactly what I was thinking.
BeardedWonder82
xBoneDaddy
And at 40 secondsss “:D”
HobbesAP
vanderbuzz
Jaqdakloun
I masturbate to the weirdest shit.
Couchwarrior1337
Ooh, big stretch.
tanlineprintingtucson
He's going to be real thirsty soon
Kerberos623
naw. spike in the mouth cracks the egg, snake drinks the egg and spits out the shell.
SchoolOfHardKnockers
These are not Joanna eggs!
cutebytes
Like the opposite of childbirth
SerenePrincess013
It would have cost you nothing to share this.
RelartOfGivia
So the shell just dissolves in the stomach or what?
MiZfUnKy45
They twist their neck to crack it and spit up the shell
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briham86
Once the egg is empty, the snake vomits it up.
Yurets1257
Apparently it cracks it inside and drinks it. And the gets rid of shells somehow. I'm still not sure how or why
alrighteros
They just spit the shell out after they get all the insides out
idiotcube
Return to sender.
KnifeKnut
You often see these but you don't see the eggshell being spat up later
ActualZedAxial
I'd think it'd be digested too.
Nope they spit it up, it’s not pretty!
lightfoot2
imagine hatching in the belly of a snake. Oi, going to be a long day
SlimSam
At least it doesn't even remember it was born and died at the same day.
You guys give up way too easily. I just pecked through an eggshell, I'm not stopping just because it's snake tummy
HonestlyNotARobot
in that case, a pretty short day, actually
Iburntmytongueontea
Or the longest day of its life
Naah, just another eggshell to peck through....
Davedavedavedavedave
TransAtheistMinister
Ugh, hated this episode. Hated. Hated. Hated it.
Hereticscholar
It was truly shocking to learn that Grogu is a thinking aware being and not a baby. And that he was eating the babies of sentient creatures.
LubedUpCandy
Glad I wasn't the only one.
baringmo
Chubby bunny
oneoldman
Is ver fluff
TheLizardLord
Stuffy bunny
Kliamovich
Like birth in reverse
SmHELLboy89
Did you ever play that Doom game back in the 90s
NorthSideSoldier
Capodemon?
etherbunny41
... OH SHIT I SEE IT!
PenDec91
This just seems inefficient...instead of learning to roll/crack the egg open, evolution was like "nah just keep opening your mouth"
Ryebread91
Why not just break the egg and slurp it though? Seems much quicker and this less likely for mom to return before it's gone.
Ya that's what I'm sayin, such a hassle to swallow the thing whole and spit out the shell
SalvalecRhaplanca
They have spikes in their throat that crack the egg open, then they squeeze all the egg goo into their stomach and hork up the shell.
So they don't even eat the shell...yep that's inefficient LOL all that time and effort to get the egg in their mouth just for that
CthuluCupcakeParty
I mean it's not like it has anywhere else to be
No but it also needs to get out of the nest before mom or other predators come by.
It’s more efficient for it to spit up the shell than to spend the energy trying to digest it and break it down! Other snakes have to digest/
/fur and cartilage and bone so I imagine this species is probably much more efficient when it comes to the amount of energy it takes in per/
/meal vs the amount of energy it takes to process and digest it.
Sternfeuer
Snakes can't digest bones/ceratin (fur, nails) and eggshells are mostly calcium and would require more energy to digest than it would...
offer. So in fact it's more efficient. And if you have ever cracked an egg in a birds nest and then tried to eat it without half of it...
being lost due to the natur of raw eggs, then you are a real magician. Either way, snakes don't have hands.
Abbanon
eg
MWM75
Originally saw the on "Animals are Beautiful People". Swallow, squish, and puke.
GeneralPlatypus
Ok but does it then regret its life choices like me after extra spaghetti?
butts4hats
This is my butthole during buttplay
Adjunkie23
Ya greedy bastard
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
"I never do this, I swear" - nope rope, probably
SeaBisq
Damn nature, you scary
DidntSayThat
Imagine if it has to defend itself midway through that
GoAway96
Is this that Mouthful Mode from the new Kirby I have been hearing about?
ObeeJuanKenobi
This is an accurate representation of me after 4 helpings of Thanksgiving dinner, trying to put down that third slice of pie.
batukhan
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
No. Effing. Way. At one point it looks like the sides of his mouth are arms that are hugging the egg and his little head is resting on it
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
that bug crawling up like, "whatcha doing fatty?"
petresun
"Just relax. It'll fit, I swear."
TheSpaceCroissant
I was making fun of it when it first tried to take a bite. My eyes kept growing wider afterwards.
30H1PPU5
This is so neat! If any people have little egg eating snakes in southern NJ, I can give you some chicken eggs for them! I have mini chickens
30H1PPU5
That May mini eggs! I have more than I can use lol
garuffthehorse
In that pause at about 11 secs it very much looks like it's thinking "I've made a huge mistake"
TheSpaceCroissant
"oh well, might as well see this through while I'm at it..."
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
Hello Darkness, my old friend
mojar45
Exactly what I was thinking.
BeardedWonder82
xBoneDaddy
And at 40 secondsss “:D”
HobbesAP
vanderbuzz
Jaqdakloun
I masturbate to the weirdest shit.
Couchwarrior1337
Ooh, big stretch.
tanlineprintingtucson
He's going to be real thirsty soon
Kerberos623
naw. spike in the mouth cracks the egg, snake drinks the egg and spits out the shell.
SchoolOfHardKnockers
These are not Joanna eggs!
cutebytes
Like the opposite of childbirth
SerenePrincess013
It would have cost you nothing to share this.
RelartOfGivia
So the shell just dissolves in the stomach or what?
MiZfUnKy45
They twist their neck to crack it and spit up the shell
[deleted]
[deleted]
briham86
Once the egg is empty, the snake vomits it up.
Yurets1257
Apparently it cracks it inside and drinks it. And the gets rid of shells somehow. I'm still not sure how or why
alrighteros
They just spit the shell out after they get all the insides out
idiotcube
Return to sender.
KnifeKnut
You often see these but you don't see the eggshell being spat up later
ActualZedAxial
I'd think it'd be digested too.
alrighteros
Nope they spit it up, it’s not pretty!
lightfoot2
imagine hatching in the belly of a snake. Oi, going to be a long day
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
SlimSam
At least it doesn't even remember it was born and died at the same day.
lightfoot2
You guys give up way too easily. I just pecked through an eggshell, I'm not stopping just because it's snake tummy
HonestlyNotARobot
in that case, a pretty short day, actually
Iburntmytongueontea
Or the longest day of its life
lightfoot2
Naah, just another eggshell to peck through....
Davedavedavedavedave
TransAtheistMinister
Ugh, hated this episode. Hated. Hated. Hated it.
Hereticscholar
It was truly shocking to learn that Grogu is a thinking aware being and not a baby. And that he was eating the babies of sentient creatures.
LubedUpCandy
Glad I wasn't the only one.
baringmo
Chubby bunny
oneoldman
Is ver fluff
TheLizardLord
Stuffy bunny
Kliamovich
Like birth in reverse
SmHELLboy89
Did you ever play that Doom game back in the 90s
NorthSideSoldier
Capodemon?
SmHELLboy89
etherbunny41
... OH SHIT I SEE IT!
PenDec91
This just seems inefficient...instead of learning to roll/crack the egg open, evolution was like "nah just keep opening your mouth"
Ryebread91
Why not just break the egg and slurp it though? Seems much quicker and this less likely for mom to return before it's gone.
PenDec91
Ya that's what I'm sayin, such a hassle to swallow the thing whole and spit out the shell
SalvalecRhaplanca
They have spikes in their throat that crack the egg open, then they squeeze all the egg goo into their stomach and hork up the shell.
PenDec91
So they don't even eat the shell...yep that's inefficient LOL all that time and effort to get the egg in their mouth just for that
CthuluCupcakeParty
I mean it's not like it has anywhere else to be
Ryebread91
No but it also needs to get out of the nest before mom or other predators come by.
alrighteros
It’s more efficient for it to spit up the shell than to spend the energy trying to digest it and break it down! Other snakes have to digest/
alrighteros
/fur and cartilage and bone so I imagine this species is probably much more efficient when it comes to the amount of energy it takes in per/
alrighteros
/meal vs the amount of energy it takes to process and digest it.
Sternfeuer
Snakes can't digest bones/ceratin (fur, nails) and eggshells are mostly calcium and would require more energy to digest than it would...
Sternfeuer
offer. So in fact it's more efficient. And if you have ever cracked an egg in a birds nest and then tried to eat it without half of it...
Sternfeuer
being lost due to the natur of raw eggs, then you are a real magician. Either way, snakes don't have hands.