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Elon Musk
Feb 7, 2018 9:21 PM
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emilytangerine8910
donothingmachine
UpvoteDarkSouls
Ol' Musky is at it again
DigitalWaffle
Gentleman commandment #51: “Though shall not disrespect Elon!”
mburicao
Best hoockers in space.
LuftwaffeLolis
Multiple dead leopards and an orphan*
spicysenor
hahaha love this
angryasiankid
Just wait until the hooker wakes up
blanco6969
The face you make when you fire your workers for trying to unionize.
futbolesvida
Hooking is just a job, like any other. Don't be dicks about it...
FitzChevalric
Notmybeardedladynotmycarnival
I'm waiting for the small model Flat Earth to pop out of the trunk and float across, troll hard or not at all
r0b0tc0rpse
In the trunk? They put her in a space suit in the driver seat and called it a "dummy".
WrathfulWill
What sweet fuckery is this? I did not expect to see the dead hooker joke today. +1 you glorious bastard.
zdriver7
taryndactyl
Is it still called fangirling when the person is real? ...Oh wait, I guess that's just called stalking!
puzaite491337
He has a very nice smile :)
helpidontknowmyname
Was just about to make a comment that it appears he has a bit of gingivitis on the upper anteriors. Sorry. Dentists can't help ourselves.
darrenlogan5150
You misspelled Amber Heard
cabrioletcook0
This is by far the best comment on this page
Quenya3675
The Tesla groupies sure are Muskterbating all over Reddit and Imjur today.
Moonlightpendent
decided to try to see if imgur has gotten any better, I see this right on the front page. Why do people hate sex worker so much?
berneigh
It's. A. Joke.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Was she in the front trunk or back trunk?
donttalktomeihaventhadmycoffee
Yes.
DelightfullyOdd
I mean, she wasn't when he put her in there...
DougDeNasty
How can you be sure? - Schrodinger's Pussy
CamelbackJack
She was a call girl when he put her in.
snaek
"Hey Craig, add some more fuel to the equation just in case. Something like if the car was, say, 70kg heavier."
bobdickgus
Center core was a little short on fuel for the deceleration burn, so he probably didn't tell anyone to account for the extra 70kg!
imnotthatblonde
no real need... the final burn was a burn to depletion anyway... they didn't know how far out the orbit would go
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imnotthatblonde
overall yes... for this launch... not particularly since it was more a "see if it works" being the main goal
LadyYmir
He probably figured that submarines are not the best way to dispose of them.
13br3nQe37
A guy in Denmark tried that. Didnt work too well. Look up Peter Madsen ubåd/ ubaad.
tazednconfused
RemiRixJones
No Cyril, when they’re dead they’re just hookers.
andyonetime
She's a call girl
GPUJunkie
Sick and tired of these overplayed SpaceX memes..but this one is pretty good!
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IUpvoteScience
Psych!
jsktrogdor
A mad scientist genius billionaire just launched a car into orbit around Mars for a billion years. How the fuck can that be "overplayed"???
Seere
He missed mars and car is now in the asteroid belt most likely crushed.
RoseHarmonic
And it is going exactly where it was meant to go. Out in space as far as it can.
whyisallthecheesegone
The asteroid belt is not what you think it is, also it’s not there yet.
QwertyBam
Yeah, but what did he do for us recently?
vbfoggo
"A mad scientist genius billionaire just launched a car into orbit around mars for a billion years"
QwertyBam
Yeah, but that was yesterday.
GPUJunkie
First take your meds and calm yourself. Second his awesome act is not overplayed, the barrage of memes about it is however.
jsktrogdor
It's really not.
AheagoAmigo
Welcome to how I felt with all the FCC memes for weeks on end. I simply downvoted & went about my day. You can deal or log off.
GPUJunkie
I actually complimented and up voted but guess you missed that
jsktrogdor
AND how can you be "sick and tired" of hearing about that IN A DAY?
Ambeam
Be on imgur without pause all day. That'd do it
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
I mean I've been here an hour and like 20%+ of the memes are about it.
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
the memes I've seen*
ILoveCreamPies
At that point it’s on you. You knew what this was!
Naiirita
Ted Kennedy would be jealous.
wadenelson1
Laura Bush would have just left it by the side of the road.
PinkEater
Courier87
So is Ted Cruz
pacobedejo
OMG he ded
sarcasticmystic
Too soon?
NotJimi
Ted Cruz would have it in a favorites folder labeled “Ideaz.”
DontTazeMeBrah
*Zodiac Killer
NotJimi
*Totally_Not_Zodiac_Stuff
drwarp
"WHERE'S YOUR JURISDICTION NOW?!" -Elon Musk
Crapidapity
Probably
777Permission
hssndtam
Juris-my dick-ion
VoidofStatic
Ol' Musky outsmarted em' again!
21Oracles
Im pretty sure any crime committed by Elon Musk is only allowed to be stopped by superheroes who ignore jurisdictions anyway.
G0MeatCube
ImWearingLadiesUnderwear
Asian Batman & Robin?
Obipan
Don’t gimme that juris-my-dickshun crap
Bozuka
Your men are already dead.
elizardo
SKYCRIME!
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Where he lives and/or where he murdered that person
morphis
The face you make when nobody cares that your space car company lost 675.4 million dollars last quarter.
helpidontknowmyname
His car company lost money. He separated SpaceX from Tesla to avoid having to cater to stockholders. SpaceX is not publicly traded.
WittyCommentingBastard
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
GrizzlyBeer26
DarkNinja2462
eetsumkaus
well, if they prove he did it without seeing the body, then he'd still be in jurisdiction no?
Kyariuuu
If someone is only missing it can be tough to prove someone is dead without a body...
aykyle
Can't prove a murder without a body. Unless he was literally on video. Cases like that are incredible hard to prove and he has money for
kusuriya
not the case anymore since habeas corpus was gutted.
THRAWN18
Watched Gone Girl last week, only thing that irked me was him being arrested without a body
eetsumkaus
Right, so then the problem becomes one of evidence not of jurisdiction
aykyle
a top notch team of lawyers that will destroy the prosecution
CrimeBrulee
It's maritime law!
MADchemEE
In the book, he kills Curiosity uplink while modding the rover. "No one EXPLICITYLY...". In the movie, NASA could have given auth.
MADchemEE
Loved both though. Seen the movie at least 3-4 times. Read the entire book 3 (?) times through.
oldarchive
Space pirate
celestedrake
Captain Blonde Beard.
Interstellarrr
God damn thats a beautiful GIF
haveanothergif
Am I supposed to be looking for movement?
Interstellarrr
nah its just a high quality GIF
BillBraskyisasonofabitch
soAngryIFeelLikeSwearing
Holy shit what a great throw +1. Love that movie “hey isn’t that Mitch on tv?” “Yea it is... AND THERES THE SAIGON WHORE WHO BIT MY NOSE OFF
BillBraskyisasonofabitch
Time to pay the fiddler, whore! Lol, what a great movie.
Regnvaldur
What movie?
BillBraskyisasonofabitch
Dirty Work.
Johnny5dicks
God knows I have...
rgzdev
Give me 5 minutes in GTA.
poot85
Is that Norm MacDonald?
zeppo
Yes. Movie: Dirty Work https://youtu.be/BlWpx55Mo5s
poot85
Many thanks!
Vergenbuurg
Isn't that the one where Chris Farley gets his nose bitten off by an Asian woman?
MikeMcAwesome91
*Saigon Whore
crushingbore
It's the lack of respect that hurts the second most.
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyFingersthere3
Trunk? What about that space suit?
Nethkin
Wait until his ex-wife comes up missing.
MyUpVoteCountsToo
That's Steve Jobs
kobijet
Don't kinkshame
boskonetwo
The witness.
pakayaro
We're gonna need another Timmy.
claudesniper
Decoy
Dorkypanda
probably the pimp?
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
dragonfyre1969
I saw that on the news this am, I honestly thought it was a play on the opening of HEAVY METAL.
DangerDaveHiggins
Sauce https://youtu.be/t_KXgFpguE0
DrunkTyrone
“Weekend at Musky’s”
Sheldonian
Cr0ssley
OH MY
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
I mean, they did say it was a dummy
Cybrwzrd
James Bond
jenniferlawrenceisabear
source: https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/7vt58k/wp_ill_tell_you_what_im_going_to_do_mr_bond_im/
PhobosTyrannis
Someone was on reddit today
Cybrwzrd
No, but thanks for the link, I was saying it yesterday too :P
flavivsaetivs
That's the Stig, heading home.
badgerthewitness
Touché.
dutchmuppet
Hide in plain sight!
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
Who is going to get it
DidItForScience
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
How?
OrionJC
That thing was one head turn away from turning into a Doctor Who episode.
karatheon
DickPicEnthusiast
Or maybe Black Mirror
NERDRAGEohacat
Shame he didn't install a motor inside the suit to slowly turn the helmet on command.
Drunkfu
I was thinking exactly that. That would have been the greatest prank ever.
Undrave
Or wave!
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
They should have put a camera in it. First person view of a drive through space.
StandardDeviant
The best proof so far that he's not a supervillain is that he didn't do that
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Worse luck.
ashmenon
In other words, he didn't achieve the "super" part because it didn't occur to him?
distractionfactory
I bet he wanted to do it, but it would invalidate data on the suite test.
MassiveMaoMao
Second hooker...
mkumar118
don't forget the frunk
DidItForScience
I heard that was the security guard that missed the memo about not needing to check that back warehouse the other night.
MisterLemons
Under the hood.
sexybuttercup
IT WAS ALL A RUSE!!!!
DickDastardly404
three blended hookers poured into the suit and an extra in the trunk
babycucumber
daftbehemoth
I feel like this should be reversed...
GaugeDanger
Same
haveanothergif
First time I saw it, it was.
TotallyNotDitto
babycucumber
Hey the OG one. Nice
daftbehemoth
Mmmmmmm....