Dec 7, 2019 3:10 AM
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Davedavedavedavedave
P .. put it in my mouth.
TheGhostOfOzymandias
I'm ok with small mistakes, if you got no more chicken I'll take pork, but I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
Amoracchius
Just gonna unhinge my jaw and eat this whole. Thanks.
Compound515
I have more faith in that tortilla than almost anything else I've seen in my life
Gianttesticlemonster
Chronic Tacos are amazing. Mucho Burrito and Queseda can suck it
TheLastSpaceman
v
FetchMyBrownPants
That's a pro. If it won't roll up one way, don't try to force it. Adapt.
RandomMemmer
Swaddle it
ufindjosh1
strideo
That's Dwight's Best Man!
prolongedboredom
After my friend Google stepped in there is one in Lakewood, wa. 30 mins north, better not disappoint
punkininstigator
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Is this in Minnesota?
RtsWillH1Mself
Tortilla be like...
AisforApple
legit lol
JBGibson
"Burrito"
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
Burrotototoooteeee
wormfood
You know at some point it's just a burro
tribsel
ProfessorLavaHot
I get unbelievably stressed when trying to wrap anything in a tortilla. I just can't do it.
TheRicM
Breathe
xVVitch
Same. End up ripping the tortilla too.
m2500hd
Say hello to the $24 dollar burrito
dbs84mn
Patience rewarded.
Jaron58
Nivvi
Fuck sandwich artists, this person here is a real artist.
getmo
A goddamn pro
SnackMasterRanger
As someone who was a sandwich artist I wanted to shoot myself in the face everyday
SupposablyPersnickity
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
He's so stoned he thought he was rolling a joint. (see the shirt).
Aktrazer
I think it's going to be quite the opposite reaction.
metalheadmafia
No need,bits coming out the same shape really soon.
istatetheobviousbruh
perfect, Lmao. well played.
DunderMifflinDundieWinner
Bo Burnham has almost a whole song dedicated to this
SuperDork42
I mean, it wasn't actually about the burrito, but yeah that's the first thing I thought about watching this gif
JumpSeatPixie
"Wouldnt've got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit, Wouldnt've got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit..."
ZeldaHyruleGold
Just think that first bite.... all over your lap
AnythingMuchShorter
It actually holds together pretty well.
inboxmefoxes
Having eaten at Chronic Taco and getting one of these - a gargantuan California Burrito - I can say it has surprising integrity!
It stands up straight and easily lets you just fucking dump hot salsa into it for every bite
sassybeckalicious
i am going to wonder why this is in my favorites later
That1guyshetoldyounottoworryabout
His shirt says Chronic Taco. And just now, so did you IN YOUR HEAD! I'mtotallyfreakin'now.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Becky, we all know why it'll be there
ya got me
iputmymouthonit
Because burritos are awesome, right?
mickison
now roll me a blunt
VagisilToothpaste
Can I load up the bong instead? Please?
Acceptable
legion805
This may be unpopular but, I'd rather have two smaller more manageable burritos.
mydickwhen
That’s why I order the tacos at chipotle
thatcanadianfriend
Yes, not only will they be more manageable, but you'll get a better mixture of flavors in each bite with a smaller burrito!
Lionskull
Yeah, but i'm hungry.
GenerallyLurkInBed
I also ie burrito bowls and using chips to scoop. Prob what you’d end up doing with that monster above too.
MommasaidDuckyouup
Thats not what you ordered.
ballpeenX
Or lose the wrap and put it in a bowl
sweetnaivety
but then you have to PAY for TWO burritoes
AmbiguouslyPunny
Or you could stoop being a bitch
Memearyglands
So...tacos?
CmfMttnPpl
It might help if this person learned how to roll a burrito. Start with the side closest to you and tuck the sides in as you roll it
Yeah, but when it's too full, doesn't matter what your technique is - that shit's still going to be a pain in the ass to roll.
Ronniethunderpeen
Fuck you
ClarityAndVision
And this is why no one will remember your name.
Pseudosim
Fuck that, just add a lot of cheese and have it toasted to the thing is glued together. Its what I do.
Real basses eat burritos as big as their own heads.
Fish eat mexican food?
Nah, I want one unruly one
SevenAndTheRaggedLigar
Hell yes, and a forest’s worth of napkins
Nah I have a handkerchief
jakenguyen65
See mate, its not about the managability, its about sending a message
PrfctDrk
I'll give you a smaller manageable bur.....wait never mind
NyQuilDaydream
Right it's the same with burgers, I can't stand when they are piled high with crap, it all just falls apart after the first bite
vokzhen
Lizard people don't run the government, they run the burger places, and have no idea how wide a human mouth can open.
They love to do that for aesthetics, but it gets all squishy and makes a huge mess.
drunkbs
anythinggoes
id rather eat rachel ♥️
friendsofsandwiches
"Anyone? Anyone? come on, I know you got this!"
Thisisthewhey
What kinda bullshit tortilla is that? Anytime I try to make a burrito at home I end up punching a hole into it
RipOffTheBandAid
Gluttony
velvetthornweaver
Military grade?
Kazzfire
At least you make one wrap I can't even do that
brotherbuzz
You are obviously not dealing with a Chronic Tacos tortilla!
Caesar56
American artificial tortilla. OFC
wnxkrayzie
Steamed
Getting mad won't help no matter how steamed you are.
mmckee44
That tortilla is plastic.
unicorninmypants
Rookie, you have to use play-doh.
MoonBerryJam
Sawdust and glue, my man
skylaSpaceBreaker
I used to bind tortillas with a little cheese, steam it and create a megtilla.
supergay2017
It’s not tortilla, it’s a condom.
WellAckchually
It's gotta be fresh, well developed, and hot. My burrito place makes the tortilla while you pick filling.
wingweaver415
Chipotle
JohnClark01
You must be too rough with your tortillas! You got to treat them like a lady!
reverendunk
There *is* a hole in that one. It's not integrity-threatening during the roll process or anything, but it's there.
Tehepicweaksauce
One that is at least 110% gluten.
BobaFettApproves
"i love you everything burrito"
spidermenz
Yeah and half the time it's when I'm taking the damn things out of the package
theunchosenflener
I heat them up a bit. It works really well.
HotsauceIsLethal
You need to heat your tortilla thoroughly before trying to do this. Your tortilla is part fat and when cold it breaks instead if bending..p1
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Imagine bending a cold stick of butter- it would just snap. The combination of the gluten in the flour and the elasticity provided by fat ?
KonHunter
You need to find tortillas with a high fat content. My local grocery store recently started carrying some good ones but you might
Have to make your own
MasterPrime
You can't really get storebought tortillas with the right gluten content to stretch like that. Gotta make 'em yourself.
DrSnuess
Ahhh gluten. Hmmm
EinSweetBoy
I disagree but still want people to make their own tortillas. It's stupid easy and cheap.
TheLastBaboso
Dude the point is way too
ftravers111
Someone made the store bought tortillas by themselves.
kelpsie
Days ago (at least), in a factory, with ingredients chosen for shelf stability.
LurkerOfDarkness
Blud4BludGod
Dawg Chronic Tacos is a chain restaurant, do you really think they are making tortillas from scratch and not ordering them from Sysco?
shamanbaptist
Do people outside the restaurant industry know what Sysco is?
Usually it gets confused with Cisco, I think. But yeah, good point.
UnintentionalHappiness
They’re a background company just like Southern Glazers or performance foods so I’d doubt it
I was FOH in my former life, so I know them. Just wasn’t sure other folks would.
TheDogfart
Steam TF outta your tortillas my dude!
WhatsYourStoryHomie
.
gooberthehat
Thank you, you're an angel.
Starctic
can confirm. I work at Chipotle and if they ain't got enough they gonna rip!
CoconutSmiles
so thats the reason white people's tortillas taste like shit to me. The only way to properly cook a tortilla is using a comal.
DeltaNoob
Spotted the retard.
It's a joke, you can cook tortillas any way you want. Maybe I should had added a "jk" at the end.
ThaWhiteRanger
Works on my wife's tortillas too.
Spunkdust
Man your wife's tortilla is more like a busted ass bag of nachos now
Metatality
I also choose this guy's wife's tortillas
Hope you like extra cream
https://www.caciqueinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Cac_Crema-Mexicana.png fill me up
Davedavedavedavedave
P .. put it in my mouth.
TheGhostOfOzymandias
I'm ok with small mistakes, if you got no more chicken I'll take pork, but I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
Amoracchius
Just gonna unhinge my jaw and eat this whole. Thanks.
Compound515
I have more faith in that tortilla than almost anything else I've seen in my life
Gianttesticlemonster
Chronic Tacos are amazing. Mucho Burrito and Queseda can suck it
TheLastSpaceman
FetchMyBrownPants
That's a pro. If it won't roll up one way, don't try to force it. Adapt.
RandomMemmer
Swaddle it
ufindjosh1
strideo
That's Dwight's Best Man!
prolongedboredom
After my friend Google stepped in there is one in Lakewood, wa. 30 mins north, better not disappoint
punkininstigator
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Is this in Minnesota?
RtsWillH1Mself
Tortilla be like...
AisforApple
legit lol
JBGibson
"Burrito"
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
Burrotototoooteeee
wormfood
You know at some point it's just a burro
tribsel
ProfessorLavaHot
I get unbelievably stressed when trying to wrap anything in a tortilla. I just can't do it.
TheRicM
Breathe
xVVitch
Same. End up ripping the tortilla too.
m2500hd
Say hello to the $24 dollar burrito
dbs84mn
Patience rewarded.
Jaron58
Nivvi
Fuck sandwich artists, this person here is a real artist.
getmo
A goddamn pro
SnackMasterRanger
As someone who was a sandwich artist I wanted to shoot myself in the face everyday
SupposablyPersnickity
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
He's so stoned he thought he was rolling a joint. (see the shirt).
Aktrazer
I think it's going to be quite the opposite reaction.
metalheadmafia
No need,bits coming out the same shape really soon.
istatetheobviousbruh
perfect, Lmao. well played.
DunderMifflinDundieWinner
Bo Burnham has almost a whole song dedicated to this
SuperDork42
I mean, it wasn't actually about the burrito, but yeah that's the first thing I thought about watching this gif
JumpSeatPixie
"Wouldnt've got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit, Wouldnt've got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit..."
ZeldaHyruleGold
Just think that first bite.... all over your lap
AnythingMuchShorter
It actually holds together pretty well.
inboxmefoxes
Having eaten at Chronic Taco and getting one of these - a gargantuan California Burrito - I can say it has surprising integrity!
inboxmefoxes
It stands up straight and easily lets you just fucking dump hot salsa into it for every bite
sassybeckalicious
i am going to wonder why this is in my favorites later
That1guyshetoldyounottoworryabout
His shirt says Chronic Taco. And just now, so did you IN YOUR HEAD! I'mtotallyfreakin'now.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Becky, we all know why it'll be there
sassybeckalicious
iputmymouthonit
Because burritos are awesome, right?
mickison
now roll me a blunt
VagisilToothpaste
Can I load up the bong instead? Please?
mickison
Acceptable
legion805
This may be unpopular but, I'd rather have two smaller more manageable burritos.
mydickwhen
That’s why I order the tacos at chipotle
thatcanadianfriend
Yes, not only will they be more manageable, but you'll get a better mixture of flavors in each bite with a smaller burrito!
Lionskull
Yeah, but i'm hungry.
GenerallyLurkInBed
I also ie burrito bowls and using chips to scoop. Prob what you’d end up doing with that monster above too.
MommasaidDuckyouup
Thats not what you ordered.
ballpeenX
Or lose the wrap and put it in a bowl
sweetnaivety
but then you have to PAY for TWO burritoes
AmbiguouslyPunny
Or you could stoop being a bitch
legion805
Memearyglands
So...tacos?
CmfMttnPpl
It might help if this person learned how to roll a burrito. Start with the side closest to you and tuck the sides in as you roll it
VagisilToothpaste
Yeah, but when it's too full, doesn't matter what your technique is - that shit's still going to be a pain in the ass to roll.
Ronniethunderpeen
Fuck you
ClarityAndVision
And this is why no one will remember your name.
Pseudosim
Fuck that, just add a lot of cheese and have it toasted to the thing is glued together. Its what I do.
strideo
Real basses eat burritos as big as their own heads.
VagisilToothpaste
Fish eat mexican food?
TheRicM
Nah, I want one unruly one
SevenAndTheRaggedLigar
Hell yes, and a forest’s worth of napkins
TheRicM
Nah I have a handkerchief
jakenguyen65
See mate, its not about the managability, its about sending a message
PrfctDrk
I'll give you a smaller manageable bur.....wait never mind
NyQuilDaydream
Right it's the same with burgers, I can't stand when they are piled high with crap, it all just falls apart after the first bite
vokzhen
Lizard people don't run the government, they run the burger places, and have no idea how wide a human mouth can open.
AnythingMuchShorter
They love to do that for aesthetics, but it gets all squishy and makes a huge mess.
drunkbs
anythinggoes
id rather eat rachel ♥️
friendsofsandwiches
"Anyone? Anyone? come on, I know you got this!"
Thisisthewhey
What kinda bullshit tortilla is that? Anytime I try to make a burrito at home I end up punching a hole into it
RipOffTheBandAid
Gluttony
velvetthornweaver
Military grade?
Kazzfire
At least you make one wrap I can't even do that
brotherbuzz
You are obviously not dealing with a Chronic Tacos tortilla!
Caesar56
American artificial tortilla. OFC
wnxkrayzie
Steamed
strideo
Getting mad won't help no matter how steamed you are.
mmckee44
That tortilla is plastic.
unicorninmypants
Rookie, you have to use play-doh.
MoonBerryJam
Sawdust and glue, my man
skylaSpaceBreaker
I used to bind tortillas with a little cheese, steam it and create a megtilla.
supergay2017
It’s not tortilla, it’s a condom.
WellAckchually
It's gotta be fresh, well developed, and hot. My burrito place makes the tortilla while you pick filling.
wingweaver415
Chipotle
JohnClark01
You must be too rough with your tortillas! You got to treat them like a lady!
reverendunk
There *is* a hole in that one. It's not integrity-threatening during the roll process or anything, but it's there.
Tehepicweaksauce
One that is at least 110% gluten.
BobaFettApproves
"i love you everything burrito"
spidermenz
Yeah and half the time it's when I'm taking the damn things out of the package
theunchosenflener
I heat them up a bit. It works really well.
HotsauceIsLethal
You need to heat your tortilla thoroughly before trying to do this. Your tortilla is part fat and when cold it breaks instead if bending..p1
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
HotsauceIsLethal
Imagine bending a cold stick of butter- it would just snap. The combination of the gluten in the flour and the elasticity provided by fat ?
KonHunter
You need to find tortillas with a high fat content. My local grocery store recently started carrying some good ones but you might
KonHunter
Have to make your own
MasterPrime
You can't really get storebought tortillas with the right gluten content to stretch like that. Gotta make 'em yourself.
DrSnuess
Ahhh gluten. Hmmm
EinSweetBoy
I disagree but still want people to make their own tortillas. It's stupid easy and cheap.
TheLastBaboso
Dude the point is way too
ftravers111
Someone made the store bought tortillas by themselves.
kelpsie
Days ago (at least), in a factory, with ingredients chosen for shelf stability.
LurkerOfDarkness
Blud4BludGod
Dawg Chronic Tacos is a chain restaurant, do you really think they are making tortillas from scratch and not ordering them from Sysco?
shamanbaptist
Do people outside the restaurant industry know what Sysco is?
Blud4BludGod
Usually it gets confused with Cisco, I think. But yeah, good point.
UnintentionalHappiness
They’re a background company just like Southern Glazers or performance foods so I’d doubt it
shamanbaptist
I was FOH in my former life, so I know them. Just wasn’t sure other folks would.
TheDogfart
Steam TF outta your tortillas my dude!
WhatsYourStoryHomie
.
gooberthehat
Thank you, you're an angel.
Starctic
can confirm. I work at Chipotle and if they ain't got enough they gonna rip!
CoconutSmiles
so thats the reason white people's tortillas taste like shit to me. The only way to properly cook a tortilla is using a comal.
DeltaNoob
Spotted the retard.
CoconutSmiles
It's a joke, you can cook tortillas any way you want. Maybe I should had added a "jk" at the end.
ThaWhiteRanger
Works on my wife's tortillas too.
Spunkdust
Man your wife's tortilla is more like a busted ass bag of nachos now
Metatality
I also choose this guy's wife's tortillas
ThaWhiteRanger
Hope you like extra cream
Metatality
https://www.caciqueinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Cac_Crema-Mexicana.png fill me up