Tiny lemon from my tree

Jul 28, 2017 9:45 AM

BenjaminMalone

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Sooooo tiny!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pee on the tree everyday if you want big juicy lemons

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Lil Bits

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Gonna need a scale here. How do we know you don't have giant hands?

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 3

This is why we have bananas people!

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Thats a highly disappointing lemon

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unacceptable!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this!? A lemon for ants?!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

They want the drink shaken not stirred

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your mouth tiny and small? Why don't you come to lil' bits

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What? is this a lemon for ants?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need to start peeing on your tree

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks a wee bit sour

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of lemon tree is that?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet, but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT??? I was gonna post this! It was practically my father's theme song!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can we see the tree please?

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tree is so tiny it looks like a dot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your giving one nip more love then the other

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You better watch out for those lemon stealing whores

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

........ is the tree tiny as well? please say yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is cute as fuck

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

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You're a monster! It's just a baby! Why would you do that to a baby?? For fake internet points? Monster

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Little bits. Eat that lemon you stupid bitch. Nah I'm just kidding...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obligatory watch out for lemon stealing whores

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

*ᴼᵇˡᶦᵍᵃᵗᵒʳʸ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒᵘᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ˡᵉᵐᵒⁿ ˢᵗᵉᵃˡᶦⁿᵍ ʷʰᵒʳᵉˢ

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*tiny lemon stealing whores.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dammit. Came here to make this comment.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

beat me to it! gah!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

UUUUNNNACCEPTABLE!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or massive asf hands

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Watch out for tiny lemon stealing whores

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So what do you do when life gives you tiny lemons?

8 years ago | Likes 335 Dislikes 1

Shove lemons up your Ass and make lemonAIDS

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

You defend them from the lemon stealing whores.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lemonade for ants?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Burn life's tiny house down

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

Lil biiits

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ask for mini tequila and salt.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make lemon bang snaps.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drink it with tiny water

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make tiny grenades of course!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Call life's manager, make life rue the day it gave me lemons, hire some engineers to develop combustible lemons, then burn life's house down

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Was looking for someone to make this joke. Surprised about the lack of it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cut it into half

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

make tiny lemonade

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

For tiny Rick?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Make tiny beef stew

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give it to tinyoctopus so he can squeeze out its succulent juice and serve lemonade to the octlettes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Claim size doesn't matter cuz it's all about taste.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

look around for sugar and water, otherwise your tiny lemonade is gonna suck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tiny biiiiitttssss

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tiny Rick!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Post them on imgur for fake internet points of course

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you throw a party? a lemon party, right?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mix with a tiny shot of cachaça, a tiny bit of sugar, mix it, add ice and have yourself a tiny caipirinha.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get a little bit mad.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now make some fucking mojito with it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Masturbate.

8 years ago | Likes 348 Dislikes 3

Pairs nicely with booze and waffles

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm

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It's how I deal with most situations in life

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the lemons.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You shut the fuck up and eat your lemons.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Squeeze it into the eyes of your tiny enemies

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tiny gin 'nd tonics

8 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

My man!

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I usually put lime in mine.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

LEMONS ONLY!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am my own woman I'll put whatever I want wherever I want!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Post it on imgur

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Apparently

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Gain points

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Profit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4