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May 18, 2022 7:36 AM
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theoggoldfish
Post credit @op , it’s Jeffreymahannah on IG
ExtremeCowEnthusiast
PhustrKluk
I gotta applaud the Liquid Death marketing team. I'm never going to forget this one.
DangerTrain
dracko19
gunganjesus
AZRAELSBLADE
Is this that Chainsawman I’ve been hearing about?
MisterLaughter
Johwin
Look out, she's a squirter
Orgazzmatron3000
I hope she quit smoking once pregnant, really fucks up your kids if you don’t
PaulHurley
qwerty13245
considering the weed sticker on the second to last comic panel I would assume OP was high when they made this as well. And so am I
GiantSquanchy
Bunhyung
Any body know which Alanis Morissette album that is?
Botticelliii
...... ok...... I'm.... I'm just gonna leave an upvote and....uh... yea...
servingmytimeinusersub
The first chainsaw was for... Pelvic purposes.
keyblader1985
jennym123
Sauce?
Dreadric
like mother, like son
Superchief86
I don't think that's an official Alanis Morissette poster.
onepinksheep
ThereAreCrocodiles
KAPTKipper
Very Oblongs
PhailRaptor
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
Jesus fucking christ.
Nikolai5
Even after all that it got me the second time with the bait and switch.
OldSchoolNewRules
Hoiloidl
Came looking for this, wasn't disappointed. Bravo, keep it up!
jesusisherelookbusy
“SLAANESH!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHAINSWORD?!!!”- Khorne
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
This should be top comment
TOMMOEX
Nightroad02
truthsmiles
A chainsaw really would be the ultimate vibrator though. My hands are often numb after using mine (as a chainsaw).
SJohnson23
Chainsaws were invented to aid childbirth so they were already in the ballpark.
GenshiV
I desperately hope you're not serious about that, but I've heard too much crazy shit know better, so I'm not googling that.
SJohnson23
Don’t worry, I’ll do it for you: https://www.popsci.com/story/science/weirdest-thing-chainsaw-childbirth-santorio-delayed-conception/?amp
GenshiV
...be a lot cooler if you hadn't, but +1 anyway.
Orzufancylad
How is she still squirting?
Selekta
She’s full, eventually what goes in must come out
capngoat
The dude is just that good.
MaddPainting
Thats what you are questioning?!?!?!
Ulfhedna
That's not water
Warune
Same way that chainsaw had a kid
Gatorjon
We may never know.
caulkismychoiceoflube
He knows how to push her button just right.
Dirtsailor2010
That finger is magic
gen2600
If I had a dollar.
Cataleast
Son, let me tell you about pleasing a woman... ;)
cfbshank36
Oh? Please continue, I’d love to learn the dark art of pleasing a woman and, if you know how, the secrets to giving her a one hour orgasm :D
UsernameDoesNotCheckOutAtAll
Last part is easy. Just do it on daylight savings
mistaopportunity
I'm so thoroughly confused.
ghsdkgb
Well see, the chainsaw was invented to help women give birth, which is what we see here
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
Are you sexually attracted to chainsaws now? You can tell us. Its ok, imgur is a judgment free space.
KnightThatDrinksTea
this comment has been judged and deemed worthy, so it is now allowed to wield Thors might hammer.
Elephanthead
its an advert for water, duh.
Sauroctonus
It's fuckin' weird, but it's pretty straightforward.
pianostacatto
Kind of seems to me like a weird cartoon ad for the drink "Liquid Death" which believe it or not is a real drink. It's canned water.
wazeewa
I thought it was pretty obvious. Drink Liquid Death. What else could you get from this?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Iaskquestionablequestions
Source? I'm loving the Lovecraftian vibes.
StarmineRendezvous
Here ya go, from MeatCanyon. They make this kind of stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2unhM-tWKQA