Alien Lifeforms are Among Us!

May 18, 2017 10:36 PM

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Watch out, it might have power bombs equipped

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plot twist: we're the Aliens!

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AUTO BOTS, ROLE IN?

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Armadoo i choose you.

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Morph Ball acquired

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ROBOTS IN DISGUISE.

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Texas speed bump

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And his dick's hard. Wonder what's going on here.

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Hup

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I don't know from armadillos but any arm is a dildo of you're brave enough

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Pop! Goes the armadillo.

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I've had to pick up like a dozen of these dudes off the side of the road for my job but this is the first I've ever seen them move...

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Armadillo, I choose you! *Armadillo uses leprosy and it's super effective*

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Possum on the half shell, possum power!

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I swear... Is that little thing as soon as it unrolls its penis.

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The original break dancer

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DK64, first boss

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Evolution really robbed us

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ha-HAH!

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Auto-dillos roll out!

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So now you know what aliens look like? Realize there is so much beauty on this planet. That's not alien.. ur alien to him/her if anything.

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SURPRISE, ARMADILLA

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Sandshrew!

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The only comment that matters.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, Sandshew/Sandslash is based off of the pangolin.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, they're called humans

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SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

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French fries motherfucker

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Dwayne lies Martha flogger.

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Surmise pother drucker

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ALL RISE MOTHERFUCKERS

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WRONG SIZE MOTHERFUCKER

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Wan schmize mother fucker.

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I had a child's bank account at my parents bank where the currency was "Dillo Dollars" and the mascot was Arnie Dillo. It taught you to (1)

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Save money and spend wisely. You could exchange your Dillo dollars for toys or candies. I still have a balance I believe lol (2)

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Any time I see an armadillo I remember my little bank adventures (3)

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