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Asking the real questions
inb4 order 66
Mini dump also Cat tax. Theodore Brosevelt
FuckTammy
We just gonna ignore that Obi Wan is putting his boots in people’s behinds?
LuciFern13
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
Oh my God, how did we never see this *restructures entire face based on belief* look!
AUserNeedsAName
#2 is this a porno reference? I don’t remember Obi-Wan landing in Darth Maul’s behind
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Obi Wan calling Skywalker a bastard is very funny to me.
lookabird1
Star the last Jedi wars??
IShootPplInTheFace
The healer one got me. "Why did you stand in the fire you fuck twat? thats why you didnt get heals"
cuddlydingo
If Anakin could commune with Force Ghosts, do you think ObiWan ever visited him while he was Vader, just to annoy him?
costanzosteven1337
I wish I knew how to make memes. I think snoke looks like jig saw from saw not the little boy.
iamtheonewhobones
Land IN his behind?
TehGoon
Meesa last Jedi
DirtyRotter
Landed in his behind?
PaulMcKelveyIII
Not sure if landed in his rear would change much. Yeah.
MesserAuditore
That Ki Adi Mundi one was great. Never seen that one until today.
TheOneThatGotBanned
AREALLTHEGOODNAMESTAKEN
Landed in his behind?
Dedeurmetdebaard
Why do people keep saying "to the knee"? That bothers me.
smashpro1
Skyrim.
Dedeurmetdebaard
I know, I mean the correct quote is "in the knee".
PaulMcKelveyIII
As one who has been attacked by rogue ceiling fans, more than once, I can get behind Dooku's instruction of such a special technique.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I love that you can be a Sith Sorcerer healer and be the epitome of this:
Oneguy675
I3ios
i heard the sounds of the lightsaber
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Well this just made my day. Fucking brilliant
TheHaloFollower
When the sheer brilliance hits you
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edward8767
Hongkongcav
smule
apparently biden is some kind of ultra pedo, can anyone confirm?!?!?
Molotovbliss
tanizaki
He can be Frank if he's Annie.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Wait I thought Vader still had one of his arms.
PaulMcKelveyIII
The one Kenobi spared was already claimed by Anakin's first fight with Dooku.
PaulMcKelveyIII
And was already mechanical.
TheFirstFurst
I personally think the most fucked up thing in Star Wars was the Droids and the Clones. In the case of the droids, they can feel pain, as
Flyndaran
Creating robots with emotion makes no sense. Making them able to feel pain is pure sadistic evil. No one ever mentions that slavery.
TheFirstFurst
Well, it does make some sense if we go by the idea of creating a Strong AI. Kiibo from Danganronpa V3 is a good example of this.
Flyndaran
That assumes logical thought requires emotion. That's bizarre thinking.
TheFirstFurst
https://www.quora.com/Would-it-be-better-if-the-strong-AI-of-the-future-didnt-have-emotions
TheFirstFurst
The thing is, those robots should be given respect on the level of human beings, or at least animals depending on the AI.
TheFirstFurst
evidenced by this scene in Star Wars 4. https://youtu.be/4O0-dCLFadQ Then be reminded by how they were used in the Clone wars.
TheFirstFurst
On the other hand, Clones were forced into a War, died by the millions, and had inhibitor chips implanted in their brains, forcing them to
TheFirstFurst
kill their once friends. There were also Jedi that abused clones. Finally, clones have an unnaturally short life. The thing that binds both
TheFirstFurst
clones and droids together is their inability to use the force, so they won't get "galactic heaven", they will die and nothing more.
Flyndaran
Lucas obviously knew jack all about basic sciences so painted himself into a corner with the clone war back in the original trilogy.
DoktorLurker
To be fair, it was a very nice rope.
PaulMcKelveyIII
Flex-steel tow-cable, to be precise. Source: NERRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD!
Oneguy675
Some say the goodest rope
MrMemethief
The bigliest rope
PaulMcKelveyIII
People tell me, no one else has rope quite like it. Believe me.
crumpuppet
givemeyourdickpics
Alright Rambo
wooliebooger
Enoan
RosesareredvioletsareblueIseenippleyoudoto
What the fuck
Muffdiver9
Huh...I like it.
freezerFullaPopsicles
Bondage
MrNlceGuy
Ooooo kinky
TinyRedDragon
You thought my thoughts you filthy thought taker, think someone else's thoughts why wont you yeah why nots
xMagicMan4124
Grudgebearingmidget
I now have additional questions
Iceman0624
NerdN1
#9 Who said that Jedi ghost thing was heaven or that morality was involved. Maybe your choices are oblivion, of Jedi ghost purgatory.
Flyndaran
Jedi were overtly evil and sociopathic. Sith were just cartoonishly villainous. Then again, most religions promote dark acts.
PaulMcKelveyIII
Not sure if it's cannon, but I recall reading that it had to do with the individuals harmony with the Force, their oneness if you will.