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Nov 16, 2020 12:14 PM
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b1candy2
1) he can be pardoned before being charged. Ford did that with Nixon. 2) He can only be pardoned for federal crimes, not state crimes
13390f1393nds
Hand need to be small
CrazyOhs
Never realized how much his mouth looks like a wrinkled asshole
QuiteADapperAsshole
Something's wrong with your turkey. It's got an extra gross and floppy neck, even for a turkey.
poopknifeMAN
Hes gonna pardon tiger king
Ilovebuns
This would be a great idea for a southpark episode.
NationofSchrad
He's supposed to pardon a turkey, not a jive turkey.
UselessIgnacio
The hands are too big.
ThePastmaster
Mittens.
Rosie2003
Don’t give him ideas
Bytencoder
"Mr. President". That's right America, let that sink in.
Scaramucci
In America, all past presidents are called Mr. President.
UncleRat
I roast duck for Thanksgiving and let people know I will be serving duck so they beg off because they don't know how good duck is.
Raxiel
I wouldn't be surprised if he eats it this year, just out of spite
Swinglowmysweetballs
lol, and while trumps speaks gobble gobble, he has putin in his thoughts
ArthurT
A pardon is an admission of guilt. What did the Turkey do?
IAmGodot
Except that it isn't. Yeah, yeah, we've all heard about Ford's justification in pardoning Nixon but have you actually looked into it?
ICanSeeYourPixels1
It's basiclly just saving a turkey from the slaughter.........then that parden turkey will just die from old age
FelineFatal
Omg his mouth is a butthole! Bahahahaha!
NotADodgeBallCannon
It's a butthole in the comic too! That makes it twice as funny!
dfhowes
Well, yeah. That's where all the shit comes out.
StaticXster70
I love the mouth drawn like the sphincter that it is; nothing but verbal diarrhea drops out of that thing.
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
The kind my ex used to get after drinking that would splatter the entire toilet bowl
RhinoNaut
This is Cartman levels of sneaky, so yeah he might just try that when he finds out he can't pardon himself.
TurtIeproof
He has claimed that authority in the past.
rabbitron
he'll resign on his final days in office and lapdop Pence will pardon him.
Melondwarf
If it means he spends the rest of his life like the pardoned turkey, I'm all for it
Bojovnik84
I dont wish it upon anyone that has to eat him. Talk about gamey...
Zahnradfee
We could tar and feather him.
epicnGamePilot
As long as it lives the way it does in america the book by Colbert
PleasantPeasantPheasant
In an enclosure where he only gets grains, mealworms and water.
ihavethelowground
So does the phrase eat the rich work in this case?
Enoan
Don’t think he’s actually rich anymore, but the point stands
OntDave
Not for tRump.
Zahnradfee
Because he is not rich.
Ynigmatyk
Fuck no. That orange shart cannot get off that easy. Every year we pardon 1 turkey for its crimes against humanity. DT must pay for his.
MissSpelledTattoo
Melondwarf
The turkeys have about 1-2 years lifespan after being pardoned
Ynigmatyk
Look back on 2020 at tell me 1-2years isn't enough time to really fuck shit up
Melondwarf
Well, consider as well; the turkeys are also caged in, with no control over their lives, what they eat and when, holding no power whatsoever
Melondwarf
He's spent the last 40 years avoiding jail time, if pardoning himself as a turkey is the only 100% way of getting him locked up, so be it
BootsDusty
OntDave
Moved on that turkey like a bitch. When you're famous you just grab em by the drumstick.
remarks61693
It's not respect, its just that he feared touching the turkey might have consequences
ahnteis
He's probably remembering the eagle.
Bmxtucker
Fuck I wish that eagle had pecked his eyes out.
somethingawesomeandgreat
Or was it Bernie?
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Violaquin
Beat me to it.
Theotokoss
"This bird is seriously dangerous, but beautiful." This can be said about me too!
FuzzyX
So what you are really saying that if women want respect from Trump they need to attack him first!
PosthumousExile
It's why I carry a knife
Theotokoss
Oh God, do I need to Google this? I WILL GOOGLE IT NOW
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Theotokoss
He has better reflexes than I expected
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Theotokoss
Glorious.