I worked retail for a few years. I hated it. But I bet, anyone in here (including myself) did his job, for his pay, and it wouldn't be long we'd be begging to come back to retail.
Irregular hours, poor pay, limited opportunity for advancement, abuse by the public, having to wear dumb clothes, asking for bathroom breaks, seeing thousands of dollars pass through your hands and realizing you get a fraction of a percent if it...
I've worked construction, warehousing, distribution, foodservice. Telemarketing, & Manufacturing — Retail was by far the worst.
There are 21 comments (excluding replies) on this post as of writing this reply, and 5 are about death stranding. Death Stranding 2 is new, so of course people are going to make jokes about it
A guy in my city was using a bike to transport a satellite dish for his house. A semitruck passed him by at full speed, and the satellite dish turned into a sail, pulled him several meters into the air and threw him into the field.
YippeeKayakOB
Wind: https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eTZzZ3oyYjVrb2J3bm5kZGxid3MyeWo4enQwdjRrcDl0dm5oaTFkZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5NIxdqWGp8aCk/200w.webp
zubax
He is taking the whole retail store with him.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
A blow of wind and he became a a kite
JohnnySilverballs
The new Death Stranding looks... interesting.
sometimesarobot
It's fine so long as he doesn't stop.
wfo87Stang
We pay $150 per truck load. I can do it for $125.
AshWilliamsBaronChainsaw
Death stranding gameplay?
beachbum273
WIDE LOAD
f1error
Giving an upvote just for the title. Yer a gem!
Zixtank
That strapping job is insanely good
Dannoboyo
That's a lot of CRT TVs
lr94381213000
Maybe working in a factory is better.
Mycologics
1040 likes received from other porters. Well done Same Porter Bridges
BenderRodriguz1010
The new Death Stranding looks weird
Rapbot20
Damn....that core strength
MikaTheFinland
He's delivering helium. Easy day today.
ConfusedConda
I worked retail for a few years. I hated it. But I bet, anyone in here (including myself) did his job, for his pay, and it wouldn't be long we'd be begging to come back to retail.
lr94381213000
What is wrong with working retail?
abcdefg912
Never worked retail, eh?
astrangehop
Irregular hours, poor pay, limited opportunity for advancement, abuse by the public, having to wear dumb clothes, asking for bathroom breaks, seeing thousands of dollars pass through your hands and realizing you get a fraction of a percent if it...
I've worked construction, warehousing, distribution, foodservice. Telemarketing, & Manufacturing — Retail was by far the worst.
m0problems
The public
RadishIsAMeat
other humans
GramGram
Almost everything.
Cosmicfisherman
The is how for those with shapes.
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siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
Damn these Death Stranding 2 cosplays are getting out of hand
QuiteAmbassador
Kojima, you've done it again!
Agunslingerborn
My name’s Sam, too!
siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
Hey! I’m Sam!
iambutton812
This one is a lot cooler than the others.
Easykehl
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RummageSaleBubbler
Basically a wing suit. Pictured Franz Reichelt.
BubblesTheFish
Me carrying my League of Legends team.
tinyfootprints
Shoveling shit beats working retail.
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JohnnySilverballs
So, because I made a Death Stranding joke, I'm a bot? Go fuck yourself, dude.
skycrimes
There's like, 2 comments about Death Stranding. Calm down, your internet's still safe.
BenYourFriend
There are 21 comments (excluding replies) on this post as of writing this reply, and 5 are about death stranding. Death Stranding 2 is new, so of course people are going to make jokes about it
PapaJoeNH
His boss thinks he's not working fast enough
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Just the wind resistance of all that - a good breeze is going to eff his day up
Hendlton
At least if he falls backwards his head will be well protected.
TheInitiated
Nope, those are filled with bricks, he'll be fine.
Imadethisaccounttopost
Or a large vehicle passing by
AlexSomething
China has outlawed wind in the cities 20 years ago. It all goes to windmills now.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
You jest, but some people will believe this
thotterpop
Fun fact: you can be fined if you fart near their windmills. Breaking wind breaks the energy generated by it. They're trying to control your farts!
ihateimgurffs
A guy in my city was using a bike to transport a satellite dish for his house. A semitruck passed him by at full speed, and the satellite dish turned into a sail, pulled him several meters into the air and threw him into the field.
With the bike.
MarkySpaceMagnet
Ðid he die?
SmoeAhsolse
No, moments later you could see he was out standing in the field of satellite dishes.
ihateimgurffs
He got up, dusted himself off and continued on. Successfully installed the satellite dish later.
Died 15 years later from natural causes.