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Enjoy the calories. I know some of you will attemp at least a few of these
ThereisanOPineveryNOPE
To all those that go off on pineapple on pizza direct your attn to tuna and sweet corn. WTF!
EssieLazie
WHERES THE POUTINE?
SevenOfWine
Monte Cristo is fucking 29? Get outta town!
Catsnakes4life
Salad pizza is depressing.
willywonkasworstnightmare
First graphic: Anybody ever hear of a "hamburger sandwich"? Definitely good enough to make the top 40, unless you get it at McDonalds
OldVersions
Where the fucks the poutine?!?!
TheActualDonKnotts
Better version of the burger one. https://imgur.com/cBHeeZb
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
Bless you, kind stranger.
AppletiniPleaseEasyontheTini
They're all good foods Brint
ImmortalAzrael
Those rankings are bullshit.
RatoMolhado
I've just had lunch and I'm hungry again. Thanks, OP...
MulansSzechuanSauce
EricFromAccounts
Sorry diet, you just lost
ellegold
But why does #5 not list poutine???
mackymc
Chicken fillet roll lettuce and mayo . Irish people will get
PffftNext
Yup had it for lunch today. And yesterday. And the day before
OMEGA1202
No love for pork roll?
youraveragedeveloper
Cucumber and Unsalted butter, yeah, for sure. Let me just finish my celery and flavorless mayonaise sandwhich first.
stoler202
Oscar Wilde had a taste for them.
PowdaP
Oreo.
MulansSzechuanSauce
Thank you for your participation
SpongebobThiccpants
Who the fuck ranked these
DonQuixotic
Reubens are the best, piss on the rest
Loudpackpaul
/a/kok23
TheFeralDog
Just the sandwiches are rated (terribly done). The rest is just random order.
VegetasScouter
The fries are rated as well, I believe
malikcarr
Asking the important questions. Taste is subjective, but some of these are like "fucking defend your choices, asshole".
Hana77
The first things I'm going to eat when I go to America are Chilli Cheese Fries, a Coney Dog and some kind of local burger.
insecure400lbman
I am going to make all these for my lunch tomorrow! IMGUR HAS THE BEST LUNCH IDEAS!
MulansSzechuanSauce
Do it and post pics
insecure400lbman
I don't want to let people see how I live.
MulansSzechuanSauce
We dont care how you live. We care how you eat
GoatBastard
OP is a
GuW69
The Swedish Kebab Pizza is a well known cure for hangovers, I always stock up on some before going out for the weekend
lemonssquared
Where the FUCK IS MY POUTINE!! YOU CANT MAKE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF FRY LIST WITH OUT POUTINE!
lemonssquared
All the styles of fries my ass
FriendOfShaq
I am going to favorite this and put it in my "Food" folder.
MidgetSpinner
Ayy they exist now and I'm here for exactly that!!
lilmisschuckitinthefuckitbucket
Barkman
Nothin2cHere
You forgot Vegemite... cunt.
MulansSzechuanSauce
No i didnt. Most of the world thinks its shit....uh.....cunt
CziltangBrony
I vegemite not...
themooseof603
gyros are Greek tacos not sandwiches #stopsandwichappropriation
MulansSzechuanSauce
And tacos are just an alternative version of a sandwich
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
What about hotdogs?
themooseof603
lies and slander
MulansSzechuanSauce
You're a slander
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
False. Turkey Club is the best sandwich and any potato in tornado form is the best french fry.
MulansSzechuanSauce
That is my favorite
nero4ty2
italian sub or banh mi beat a turkey club any day
SalisburyShuffle
Turkey Club is the standard, hard to find a bad one. But I was disappointed not to see muffaletta.
morphix13
I once went to a pseudo-fancy place and ordered a turkey club. They brought me a turkey salad sandwich. I was upset.
MulansSzechuanSauce
Also a place near where i live makes a club sandwich where the replaced the 3 slices of bread with 3 personal sized pizzas. It's amazing
butteredtoast789
You heathen,;nothing beats the Reuben. it is the KING of sammiches!
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
On my list, a reuben would easily beat a bacon egg and cheese croissant.
89cupcakes
Fuuuuck yes, you dirty bitch.
freedam
I'm stoned and this post did not help in me trying to resist the munchies. Might make a grilled cheese
89cupcakes
Fuuck I'm REALLY stoned too... this is a sign. Something is telling me I need nachos
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freedam
Wanna share?
89cupcakes
freedam
I wouldn't if I were you either, I understand. Time to smoke more
Goku
89cupcakes
VeryMoistTowelettes
89cupcakes
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Fagottini...tee hee
JakunJa
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/buca-faggoncini.jpg
SjyiN
Well... it looks like OP's imploded asshole
MulansSzechuanSauce
Hey hey hey, now.....it exploded not imploded
SjyiN
U sound shure of this case
reese202
Ok no Chicago dog? It's easily one of the most well-known. Also not listed: poutine in fries section or Juicy Lucy in burger section
SoManySharks
Thank you! As a Chicagoan I was angered at the snub. Wtf even is that Japan thing?!
batmanandbmth
I don't eat beef and I even looked for a juicy Lucy on the list, they're my boyfriend's favorite!
VegetasScouter
Portillo’s just opened near me and I was kind of expecting a Chicago dog on that list.
JamaicanBeerCanBacon
What does the Chicago dog consist of ? Asking for a friend..
reese202
Tomato, onion, relish, pickle, mustard, sport peppers, celery salt, all on a poppy seed bun.
grndpnder
I was on board until the Juicy Lucy thing, what is a Juicy Lucy?
reese202
It's a burger stuffed with a pocket of cheese, instead of cheese on top. It changes the flavor considerably, I think. Not from Midwest?
Muffinburgler
I thought they were found all over the US. They're common in CA.
reese202
Good to know. It originated in Minnesota, and I haven't really heard of it elsewhere until now
grndpnder
I am, Detroit, but I for one have never heard it called this before. I have heard it just called a stuffed burger.
reese202
I'm sorry about the Detroit situation (nothing politician, am just a Chicago fan :)).
DonQuixotic
Minnesotan here, can confirm the origin story. Everyone has it now but it's either Matt's Bar or the 508 for who has the best/first
reese202
Whoa. 5-8. The best.
DonQuixotic
Whoa excuse me, 5-8 club. Pier 508 is that nice restaurant in Hudson. And you're right. It is definitely superior
TwoDogsFucking
Ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you wish you had some meat.
Addmagnet
Mock egg sandwich: Bread and butter with salt & pepper
Fluffycorn
When youre even lonelier you put your meat between them.. You even get mayonaise at the end ;)
Gamebuster19901
Toast Sandwich
Icommentwithhaikus
Thats called being vegan
chrisdafish
Have you heard of syrup sandwiches? You get two slices of bread and put syrup in the middle
MightyMorphinePowerRangerz
That’s also called a jam sandwich. Where you have two slices of bread and jam them together.
CilantroGirl
You take those two slices and you eat that motherfucker.
MrJarth
What do you want for nothing....
McPenguin
Bow bow bow...
dronir
The British version is the toast sandwich; a slice of toast between two slices of bread.
IHateYouAll69
The other day, I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin bun.
nero4ty2
old english standby, toast sandwich, 1 piece of toast between 2 slices of bread
Smayds
Don't forget the salt and pepper!
somenerandom
We've got a college student sandwich here. You take two thick slices of bread, and put a thin slice of bread between them.
Havocgod66
Make sure to toast that thinner bad boy up.
GNiko
I wish I had some bread. I'm broke until day after tomorrow, so today's lunch and dinner consisted of rice with ketchup.
MoesToes
Oh god, I remember when I moved out of my parents home and had to live like that. Don't worry, it will get better.
GNiko
I'm 46...
MoesToes
I'm sorry.
MulansSzechuanSauce
Have you ever had a ricochet biscuit?
Mistruths
Ocelot's favorite.
MrJarth
Is that the kinda biscuit that's supposed to BOUNCE back off the wall into your mouth?
pixleight
If it don't bounce back, you go HUNGRY
MulansSzechuanSauce
BOW BOW BOW