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loneknight116
every one is irish on st pattys day...#jamesonirishwiskey
370zSteve
Irish I had more Guinness
genericusername540321009876
Just find some irish and if you can keep up you are. If your laughing at how lightweight the irish are, then your german
DodderingCommandant97
Rexli78
There are more people of Irish Decent in the US then Irishmen living in Ireland... Look at me... we are Ireland now.
batcountry007
I was adopted by my Irish family, got a really Irish name, but I still go by my ethnic name
kermie92
@bowmore
imnotadoctorbutt
Lol at me. I'm drinking whiskey out of bottle.
Cheomesh
I am the only non-Irish man in America today.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I’d like to laugh but... I’m 100% a paddy bastard.
HippityHoppityFlippityFloppity
https://youtu.be/TuqoVHIt0qk
DontAskMeAboutTheDeadKidsInMyTrunk
I'm part Irish, which adds a copper hue to my hair in the sun. I fucking hate it.
Ihatetard
I actually LOL'd. I hate that I just typed that.
brandsilven
I had to go back like 1000 years in my genealogy (Thank goodness for records, accuracy permitting!) but I found my Irish link!
brandsilven
Sheesh, some people are touchy about ancestry.
TheLastNoot
I'm not -but I know someone who is!
IncorrektGramerNazi
https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPJPFvNj9oGhzFjLa/giphy.gif
oynsy
Potato
WadeAM
It's St paddy's day everyone's irish
ILiekToCookAndBake
I'm Scottish/Irish mostly. What's this mean...
MironGaines
Threeleggedpelican
Not me! I'm red white and blue to the fuckin bone!
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
If I was as obsessed with my ethnic background as some other Americans are, I'd be obliged to hate the Irish traitors for leaving the realm.
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
However, I was also raised Catholic...so obviously Elizabeth II is a heretical pretender and the throne belongs to the heirs of Stuart.
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
I always laugh at all the Americans who claim they are x% this or that. But hey let's celebrate anyway!
tipitiwitchet
Hey, we need to feel like we have *some* kind of culture :)
laffytaffy623
nah i’m still a black chick that just likes alcohol
kadafey
God black girls are so beautiful
BigTruckRegularPenis
HERE HERE https://imgur.com/N170M6U
ermahgerdshoez
Honesty is key lol
TheInventor
Guinness is black and Irish, just go with that.
IWishIKnewNataliePortman
brandsilven
Hey, you never know! You might have a little Irish in you! If not now, maybe after a few drinks if you hang around the right people!
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DixieChampagne
But, but that is your culture
RadishIsAMeat
So 90% of Americans? Who only claim Irishness on St Patrick's Day or when they meet an English person.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
I have freckles and I always assumed I was Irish. Did one of those ancestry DNA things and I'm not. I'll feel like a fraud this year
MyMadExistence
My mom did it this year and is 50% Irish. I’m pretty stoked to celebrate this year.
dwilson0725
Mine came back exactly what i expected. Mostly irish/british.
CopperWench
People assume I am because I’m ginger. Explained at work that I’m Norse, so I could steal all their books and their kids if it helps.
Lionskull
i'm middle eastern but i grow a red beard and my aunt is a natural blond. I should probably do one of the those dna things.
mrmartini
I have a red beard and the family name is "Sullivan", but stories of those tests have even made me doubt myself. I should take one.
Scattle
I'm curios, did this ancestry thing seem legit to you? I was thinking about doing this too
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
It's marginally accurate for geographical origination. Extremely accurate for determining relations with other participants and
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
the genetic disease/disorder tests are pretty accurate.
Silvb
Where can you do these tests and what are the costs?
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Ancestry.com is one place, 23 &a me is another. It costs between 60-100 depending on sales
Silvb
Thanks!
InsolventTacos
No true Irishman
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
I am unable to be in the sun like one though. And have green eyes so...
LadyWidebottom
Me too, but I don't think I'm Irish, either.
zerothealien
Im half irish but no one believed because im also half mexican until i finally grew beard hair and half of it was red!
Jakersbakers
Got a mexican bud like that too funny shit
EndersGameofThrones
Only half your beard was red? I kinda want to see a pic. Also, checkout the song Scottish-Mexican man by Enter the Haggis. You'll like it.
zerothealien
Since i dont have proper lighting heres one the red beard hairs against something black
EndersGameofThrones
Thanks for the selfy!
Cochito
Same! But I’m 27 and cant grow a beard. I have to convince people I’m half Mexican
zerothealien
I mean as long as your tortilla is thortheeyah and tortilluh, i believe you
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
My great grandfather was Irish. My granddad is South African. My dad is Welsh and im a kiwi and my son is half Chinese
PatrickHoyne
You're an earther
ahorseelbowdeepinme
I knew a guy who was half black, half Irish. He called himself a leprecoo... You know what, never mind.
JonRichardsonsDustMop
DrPerryCocks
Do you hate your half chinese son? Do you want to be Japanese so bad?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I don’t understand?
DrPerryCocks
Sorry, shot in the dark. It's a reference to this https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/6s3y8w/i_want_to_be_japanese_so_badi_hate_myse
EndersGameofThrones
I'm so glad I read that. That was the funniest, most messed up thing I've read in a long time. Sorry I thought you were being a jerk at 1/
EndersGameofThrones
first. That Reddit post just made my day!