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Good Guy Jared
#goodguyjared #dating #whatcouldgowrong #itcouldhavebeenbeautiful
Nov 27, 2017 5:59 AM
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#goodguyjared #dating #whatcouldgowrong #itcouldhavebeenbeautiful
hamberglar
Jared is a saint. None of us deserve him.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
"I'm a hardcore alcoholic and a two-fisted drinker. Two glasses, please..."
JohnTheFrost
repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost from before the internet existed
SMODomite
He's still looking good. His name is Jared and he likes to eat dem sammiches.
understandable
You just made a new bff, you should always choose Jared over anything
Vacationdad
Jared knew this person was probably buying for someone else, most likely underage, and thought this was a funny way to deal with it.
Vacationdad
As a bartender I've done this before and it's always as fun as Jared thought.
tornik
Imasinneryyc
I hope this story is true. #needmorejareds
memeofficer
Very interesting story. But what stayed with me, was the date. I could never imagine a cooler female date than her. She must be so cool
ohdeepthought
The only issue I’d have is not getting the wine I sent the guy off for :( otherwise it’s hilarious.
ScottishPower
I wish we all had a Jared in our lives
Mercenarity
I had to make a new folder called "stories" because of this.
Gianttesticlemonster
Jomini001
AWildImgination
Jared absolutely knew what he was doing.
isavag3
we have the movie tavern where i'm from. basically can order any beer/mixed drinks/wine you want and also meals to go with. not super pricey
justsignedupforthishit
I need gender affirmation, please.
kyris
Jared is too good for this world
MasterOfDaCURRY
saucyyyyyyyyyyyy
SergeantDonnyDonowitz
This is actually a really great way to set yourself apart for a date. Guarantee even if it doesn’t work out she’ll remember that forever.
mattchooks
We all should try to be Jared at least once in our life. He's the real MVP.
MoonZinuM
Except the Fogle one... Hes an MVP... but his 'P' is for Pedophile...
ButterfaceTaintClown
Most Valuable Paedophile?!
MoonZinuM
Most vulnerable... Hes in prison where he belongs..
FirstAidPoetry
You never go full Jared.
MummyNapkin
to be fair, your date sounds just as cool. like, she didn't even get ANY wine and was cool with your situation. thats some understanding.
CharityQuill
imagine if they got married and told their kids the story of their first date ahahaha
thatonefrancis
It's originally from Reddit. thebassoe's pretty https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3qkb4q/tifu_by_buying_a_bottle_of_wine_at_the_movies/
catskhiker
Your girlfriend is a keeper
SidFinch168
Can you give credit for the repost?
RexCalzone
SidFinch168
Stalker ???? much?
IWillActuallyMurderYourFamily
Everything's a repost man get used to it
marifromky
my life is a repost
BuiltonSin
That's why he saying credit for reposts. Not "Don't repost".
SidFinch168
Thanks ????
GreatAlfredini
Wife her immediately.
Sionas
More like husband Jared amirite
Buck39
heyimwalkenhere
He went to Jared
pantzequalpooped
And Jared came.
TheHaloFollower
And Jared went to him
LivnLern
Fuck you! I was going to say that!
SamArt53
Isn’t he in jail now? And I think he lost his Subway endorsement...
AdamKeller
I believe they are referring to the tag line for the Jared jewelry store, unless you were making a funny, in which case ignore what was said
SamArt53
I got the jewelry ref. I tried to make a funny. Missed it by “ “ that much.
AdamKeller
Ah, I had thought so, but these days you can never tell lol
naytorin
Wine. At the movies. That's gotta be like $60 a glass, the way movie theaters markup.
somnif
The theater with food near me charges 6.50 a glass. Beer is a bit cheaper. Its not bad really. And half price drinks from 3 to 6, too.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
With wine worth 0.6$ a glass
SomeDetroitGuy
The one around me is pricey but they give you huge portions. Your $7 beer is like 24 oz, your $10 Long Island has 6 shots of liquor.
LurkerOfDarkness
Where the hell do you live with such a cheap theater?
Thisisranta
Where the hell do you live that offer alcohol in theaters!
natecow
Pretty much any city big enough to support more than one theater. It's a pretty obvious way to compete.
Thisisranta
Damn, its not allowed in Norway :/
NorwegianVikingPower
Would that even be popular here? Considering our drinking out prices I would think not lol
LurkerOfDarkness
I live in Denmark, it's not a big seller, but of course you can have wine or beer if you want to, it's a free country.
TakeAFannyGallop
To be fair, the mistake was lying not buying wine.
Thatbotwhatup
What mistake jared sounds dreamy
YourLocalSnitch
Also being lazy. Never would’ve lied if they weren’t lazy
JHawke
Why would you even lie about that? Do you have to show ID's for each glass in America?
Ansatsunin
.. Read the post.
eldorel
You are not allowed to buy alcohol for someone else without them being ID'd as well.
ent0mbed
Not having a second glass would surely stop an underage person from drinking alcohol. Why didn't someone think of this sooner??!
dannakala
It's a legal thing for the cinema. It's difficult to police sharing a glass, but if someone asks for 2 glasses, you know it's for 2 people
UsuallySpecial
Yeah, you and Jared. What a guy.
Z0op
If its clear that the alcohol is being sold to 2 people, both must id. Thats not only an american thing, but a quite common, logical thing
FunkiePieBandit
'merica!
JHawke
Not around here, here that ONLY happens in supermarkets. I agree it is the logical thing, but when has that ever stopped any country.
Z0op
Well not everywhere, but most cerainly at places a lot of minors walk about (like a cinema)
LurkerOfDarkness
It's still only in America.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
And Canada
mahtax
I've never had to show more than 1 ID when I bought a bunch of beers/pitcher at a bar in Canada
Z0op
And most european countries ...
mahtax
No, it's pretty much an American thing.
SomeDetroitGuy
Based on other comments, apparent Canada, Norway, and England are now all part of America. Huh.
mahtax
I'm from Canada - this has never happened to me there. In the US? All the time.