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http://dudecomedy.co/gang-members-react-to-themselves-photoshopped-without-tattoos/
aslightlyshitierKanye
Spartan102009
mburicao
"Getting rid off tattoos is like stop eating tacos" -Pancho Villa
fozzibab
Subtitles for ants, then? Thanks.
HonestCommentFarmer
I'm not clicking that link. But I'm not reading that tiny text.
PeebRow
that gif is too small to watch. click the link, the video is much easier.
Affray
It's a good thing I can read lips, because those subtitles are painfully tiny.
ISupportYourViews
Must be fun to go around showing people what dumbasses they were when they were younger.
B0nerjams03
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj9tc5KnHd4 YouTube video i found for those that don't want to click the link
plainoldfool
It's really hard to read the potato quality subtitles, especially while my eyes mist up.
BanThisIfYouDare
WHAT ARE THOSE? SUBTITLES FOR ANTS?
demyxgod
Where'd the pixels go
BustedHelmet
who the hell thinks one day "hey i should get Speedy Gonzales tattooed on my face"
laurendominick
Or the guy with 69 and the Playboy bunny on his chin. He's limited to probably three legit jobs in the whole world.
uponstrangeshores
Direct video link: https://youtu.be/gM8l0Zmm3Sk Amazing. These guys look downright friendly without that tats.
Durango
Thanks for the link. However, this is not exactly the same video. Vid in OP's link in a bit longer
Denamic
How fucked up do you need to be to consider getting the playboy logo tattooed on your chin and come to the conclusion that it's a good idea?
SuperKingofSuperStuff
When they're reintroduced into society the government or so some sort of organization should give them a choice to get rid of the ink
BobbyBobbston
Tattoo removal isn't all that simple, and quite expensive. I do feel kind of bad for these people and I can respect that they want to go>
myaestheticis2000smovies
Sen7ryGun
Man Latinos are just shit at growing facial hair.
BrazilianCatFish
Haha, idk man I have a shit ton of facial hair and it's a pain in the ass cause it grows fast so I gotta shave everyday.
adventurekitten
I'm old, those subtitles are too small
Magicflutefreddie
Thank you. I really wanted to read their comments because I'm curious, but just too little for me to read even with my glasses
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
No, those subtitles are for ants
BigIrishGuy
That's the longest damn gif I've seen in awhile. And powerful.
CMDRAescwulf
its the smallest gif I've seen in awhile.
gregceee
I really wish for these guys there was an easy way to remove their tattoos. Just for them so they could change their lives.
RealFuckinNito
It's things like this that make me realize just how important of an invention that anti-tattoo laser truly is. Like, I've seen people talk
about it like "great now tattoos will be even more of a fashion thing ugh" but... Tattoos mean a lot of shit for a lotta people, and it's
great to think that this can truly have that extra emotional impact, free them of those chains. Understand each other more, people, we'd be
so much better if we just did that one thing.
wellwhynot
I heard a radio segment about a group that removes gang tattoos for free. Incredibly painful, but incredibly freeing. Pretty neat work.
holyguacamonica
This, to a much lesser extent is why I don't want tattoos, I don't want to regret them in ten years when my tastes/opinions have changed.
HeatLegend
wow, i hadnt even thought of that
Is that sarcasm?
anndor
I think it's different if you get a tattoo of something to represent a positive event or feeling. And don 't go overboard.
These guys all seem to regret that they are COVERED in tattoos that represent or remind them of bad parts of their life.
asiandelight
Meanwhile I found this on the same site @OP provided: http://dudecomedy.co/baseball-fans-get-caught-humping-on-subway-after-game/
davemClickDriver
He obviously came, he was ready to push the bitch away.
kellzkellzhellzbellz
Ha right? She was trying to be all lovey dovey and he was done. haha
RockTheCatBox
That gave me chills. Especially the guy who said that he feels like if he's just around his kid, he's afraid he'll turn up like him.
fluhatinrapper
I hope he is becoming a man that he would be proud to have his son become.
attackthemintellectually
I know, right? That broke my heart that he feels that way about himself.
I have a few tattoos and I'm already looking at my beautiful mama, thinking what I'll look like at 60. I love my tats, but I won't ever 1/2
be as purely beautiful as she is in my 60s and 70s. 2/2
Arawhon
Embrace those tats. My mom's almost 60 and her several tattoos have aged really well, and they tell a story.
Larsozzo
WhiteTexan
There you are, oh most suitable gif
piccolodew
v
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Damn, leave some pixels for the rest of us!
drnkn
go deeper
ctennessen
Mooooooooar
Wolfane
Damn...looks like a lot of these guys have had a pretty tough life. Almost as tough as mine, you see...I had to try and read that text.
rockthekazbah
Bahaha- squints at comment- mutters, "take my point.."
KobeBurger
There's text? ...wow, you're right!
CelestialBubble
Lmao
IThurtswhenIP6
Crowned
jsm9474
AaronElsey
Muhahahahahahahah
Ringdingdong7
OfficialSponsor
It's tough killing women and children, and wearing those long shorts that are almost pants. Gotta live and die by the streets
*shants
AwesomeTeddybear
You're probably a very accepting and positive person aren't you?
The dark side is the best side.
krapmyself
There's nothing wrong with tattoos. But for Christ's sake, don't get them on your face!
Chpgmr
Also avoid certain tattoos like teardrops.
just4favs
Jobstoppers.
Unless you are a lifelong tattoo artist, this one decision will most likely have lifelong consequences for you in the job market.
jerzdood
Tattoos tell the world you are a bad decisionmaker w/ > prob of lower socioeconomically, prison, drug use, hepatitis,hiv, and more. BAD idea
ChucklePuss
I hope you aren't in HR.
Don't fool yourself into thinking visible tattoos don't affect your hireability except for the most undesirable jobs.
BlingThatBoogie
I worked in G.I.S for Microsoft for 6 years ,with full sleeves ,both hands ,and left side of my neck tattooed.
Glad to hear it. I'm sure you are quite good at GIS and prob needed to be to get the job over someone w/out visible tattoos.
I'm not, you just seem extra judgmental.
thetonestarr
If you can't hide it with professional dress, it's probably not a good idea.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Just wear a skull mask to job interviews, fixed
Face tattoos scream "prison", whether you've actually been there or not
Well, they scream "I probably belong in prison", anyways
It's a stereotype, but one that could greatly impact your life either way.
SassySEVhatespantsAlways
That's mine and my husbands landscape choosing philosophy as well. Though I allow tiny tattoos in some spots if they're harmless
Yeah I mean, I have a forearm tattoo so I may have to wear long sleeves if I end up in a less tattoo friendly office,
But my current employer barely cares about face tattoos so I think I'm solid
theishist
It's incredible to watch each man's face go from amazement to realizing that they're actually seeing themselves without their baggage. Wow.
Wilburandshit
Wow you nailed it. These men deserve to feel they have a life now.
loltard
Why? Why do they deserve anything? These guys could be very bad people and these's a high chance they are.
LumpySpaceBrotha
Everyone deserves forgiveness. Everyone deserves a second chance.
And you assume that becauuuse...
Look at his username. It probably indicates something about his mental capacity.
...because obviously they are gang members. That is to say, they belong to an organization that feeds itself through violence.
That makes a lot of assumptions on their character. I imagine a lot join because they have nowhere to turn.
What if they don't want to be criminals anymore? Aren't they allowed to realize they were wrong and try to better themselves?
Everyone in a gang is evil is like saying everyone who takes drugs is feeding off the system. Not always that black and white
BenShapiroForPresident
Every time I see one of these videos it's always Latinos. Why?
PoopFrosting
probably the prevalence of a grotesque amount of tattoos involving the face
AdrianneYrruc
the darker your skin, the harder it is to remove a tattoo...just like laser hair removal
iRepostWithTheTopCommentAsMyTitle
Dark skin doesn't elisit the same emotional reaction. It's the white skin mixed with the emotional sensitivity of the Hispanic culture.
Probably because most of them are gangsters
Wow, I always knew I was a gangster but my friends never believed me.
breezybriv
It's a mark of Latino gangs, especially from Mexico. It is so you cannot hide what gang you are from unless you choose to hide your face.
ingelri
Gringo gangs might not be very prevalent (idk) and tats don't show as well on black people's skin.
jagerben47
Because the companies that make these kinds of web videos are based in LA and it's easier for them to find Latino subjects. Maybe.
Good point
[deleted]
Idk, man. I've seen pictures of some seriously inked up Aryan Nation-type dudes.
Chalybos
Yakuza? Russian mob?
SugartinBadEnglish
Cause North Americans didn't make it...
A large amount of these gangs are Mexican and Guatemalan? What do you mean not North American?
CallingYouOnYourShit
They could have done the same thing with white supremacist or Muslim brotherhood jailbirds, equally regrettable tattoo enthusiasts.
JupitersWitch
They want to be feared.
judodonono
Because latinos are good at cursive.
BruceMightBeBatman
thanks for the chuckle
Gangs.
They are ex Latino gang members. For whatever reason, Latino oriented gangs are top tier psychotic.
unknownSubscriber
*Loco
MantisTobagganMD
I'm a duck! *quack quack quack*
aychland
You mean Latino ex-gang members. They're still Latino.
KeeleonOhms
Ex latino-gang members
Excalibruh
He wasn't saying Latinos from any old gang, he was talking about people from Latino gangs specifically
No it would be ex Latino gang members cuz they used to be in a Latino gang, and they are not anymore
Ex-members of Latino gangs, then
Touché
aslightlyshitierKanye
Spartan102009
mburicao
"Getting rid off tattoos is like stop eating tacos" -Pancho Villa
fozzibab
Subtitles for ants, then? Thanks.
HonestCommentFarmer
I'm not clicking that link. But I'm not reading that tiny text.
PeebRow
that gif is too small to watch. click the link, the video is much easier.
Affray
It's a good thing I can read lips, because those subtitles are painfully tiny.
ISupportYourViews
Must be fun to go around showing people what dumbasses they were when they were younger.
B0nerjams03
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj9tc5KnHd4 YouTube video i found for those that don't want to click the link
plainoldfool
It's really hard to read the potato quality subtitles, especially while my eyes mist up.
BanThisIfYouDare
WHAT ARE THOSE? SUBTITLES FOR ANTS?
demyxgod
Where'd the pixels go
BustedHelmet
who the hell thinks one day "hey i should get Speedy Gonzales tattooed on my face"
laurendominick
Or the guy with 69 and the Playboy bunny on his chin. He's limited to probably three legit jobs in the whole world.
uponstrangeshores
Direct video link: https://youtu.be/gM8l0Zmm3Sk Amazing. These guys look downright friendly without that tats.
Durango
Thanks for the link. However, this is not exactly the same video. Vid in OP's link in a bit longer
Denamic
How fucked up do you need to be to consider getting the playboy logo tattooed on your chin and come to the conclusion that it's a good idea?
SuperKingofSuperStuff
When they're reintroduced into society the government or so some sort of organization should give them a choice to get rid of the ink
BobbyBobbston
Tattoo removal isn't all that simple, and quite expensive. I do feel kind of bad for these people and I can respect that they want to go>
BobbyBobbston
myaestheticis2000smovies
Sen7ryGun
Man Latinos are just shit at growing facial hair.
BrazilianCatFish
Haha, idk man I have a shit ton of facial hair and it's a pain in the ass cause it grows fast so I gotta shave everyday.
adventurekitten
I'm old, those subtitles are too small
Magicflutefreddie
Thank you. I really wanted to read their comments because I'm curious, but just too little for me to read even with my glasses
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
No, those subtitles are for ants
BigIrishGuy
That's the longest damn gif I've seen in awhile. And powerful.
CMDRAescwulf
its the smallest gif I've seen in awhile.
gregceee
I really wish for these guys there was an easy way to remove their tattoos. Just for them so they could change their lives.
RealFuckinNito
It's things like this that make me realize just how important of an invention that anti-tattoo laser truly is. Like, I've seen people talk
RealFuckinNito
about it like "great now tattoos will be even more of a fashion thing ugh" but... Tattoos mean a lot of shit for a lotta people, and it's
RealFuckinNito
great to think that this can truly have that extra emotional impact, free them of those chains. Understand each other more, people, we'd be
RealFuckinNito
so much better if we just did that one thing.
wellwhynot
I heard a radio segment about a group that removes gang tattoos for free. Incredibly painful, but incredibly freeing. Pretty neat work.
holyguacamonica
This, to a much lesser extent is why I don't want tattoos, I don't want to regret them in ten years when my tastes/opinions have changed.
HeatLegend
wow, i hadnt even thought of that
holyguacamonica
Is that sarcasm?
anndor
I think it's different if you get a tattoo of something to represent a positive event or feeling. And don 't go overboard.
anndor
These guys all seem to regret that they are COVERED in tattoos that represent or remind them of bad parts of their life.
asiandelight
Meanwhile I found this on the same site @OP provided: http://dudecomedy.co/baseball-fans-get-caught-humping-on-subway-after-game/
davemClickDriver
He obviously came, he was ready to push the bitch away.
kellzkellzhellzbellz
Ha right? She was trying to be all lovey dovey and he was done. haha
RockTheCatBox
That gave me chills. Especially the guy who said that he feels like if he's just around his kid, he's afraid he'll turn up like him.
fluhatinrapper
I hope he is becoming a man that he would be proud to have his son become.
attackthemintellectually
I know, right? That broke my heart that he feels that way about himself.
RockTheCatBox
I have a few tattoos and I'm already looking at my beautiful mama, thinking what I'll look like at 60. I love my tats, but I won't ever 1/2
RockTheCatBox
be as purely beautiful as she is in my 60s and 70s. 2/2
Arawhon
Embrace those tats. My mom's almost 60 and her several tattoos have aged really well, and they tell a story.
Larsozzo
WhiteTexan
There you are, oh most suitable gif
piccolodew
piccolodew
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Damn, leave some pixels for the rest of us!
drnkn
go deeper
ctennessen
Mooooooooar
Wolfane
Damn...looks like a lot of these guys have had a pretty tough life. Almost as tough as mine, you see...I had to try and read that text.
rockthekazbah
Bahaha- squints at comment- mutters, "take my point.."
KobeBurger
There's text?
...wow, you're right!
CelestialBubble
Lmao
IThurtswhenIP6
Crowned
jsm9474
AaronElsey
Muhahahahahahahah
Ringdingdong7
OfficialSponsor
It's tough killing women and children, and wearing those long shorts that are almost pants. Gotta live and die by the streets
fluhatinrapper
*shants
AwesomeTeddybear
You're probably a very accepting and positive person aren't you?
OfficialSponsor
The dark side is the best side.
krapmyself
There's nothing wrong with tattoos. But for Christ's sake, don't get them on your face!
Chpgmr
Also avoid certain tattoos like teardrops.
just4favs
Jobstoppers.
fluhatinrapper
Unless you are a lifelong tattoo artist, this one decision will most likely have lifelong consequences for you in the job market.
jerzdood
Tattoos tell the world you are a bad decisionmaker w/ > prob of lower socioeconomically, prison, drug use, hepatitis,hiv, and more. BAD idea
ChucklePuss
I hope you aren't in HR.
jerzdood
Don't fool yourself into thinking visible tattoos don't affect your hireability except for the most undesirable jobs.
BlingThatBoogie
I worked in G.I.S for Microsoft for 6 years ,with full sleeves ,both hands ,and left side of my neck tattooed.
jerzdood
Glad to hear it. I'm sure you are quite good at GIS and prob needed to be to get the job over someone w/out visible tattoos.
ChucklePuss
I'm not, you just seem extra judgmental.
thetonestarr
If you can't hide it with professional dress, it's probably not a good idea.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Just wear a skull mask to job interviews, fixed
laurendominick
Face tattoos scream "prison", whether you've actually been there or not
thetonestarr
Well, they scream "I probably belong in prison", anyways
fluhatinrapper
It's a stereotype, but one that could greatly impact your life either way.
SassySEVhatespantsAlways
That's mine and my husbands landscape choosing philosophy as well. Though I allow tiny tattoos in some spots if they're harmless
thetonestarr
Yeah I mean, I have a forearm tattoo so I may have to wear long sleeves if I end up in a less tattoo friendly office,
thetonestarr
But my current employer barely cares about face tattoos so I think I'm solid
theishist
It's incredible to watch each man's face go from amazement to realizing that they're actually seeing themselves without their baggage. Wow.
Wilburandshit
Wow you nailed it. These men deserve to feel they have a life now.
loltard
Why? Why do they deserve anything? These guys could be very bad people and these's a high chance they are.
LumpySpaceBrotha
Everyone deserves forgiveness. Everyone deserves a second chance.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
And you assume that becauuuse...
LumpySpaceBrotha
Look at his username. It probably indicates something about his mental capacity.
loltard
...because obviously they are gang members. That is to say, they belong to an organization that feeds itself through violence.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
That makes a lot of assumptions on their character. I imagine a lot join because they have nowhere to turn.
LumpySpaceBrotha
What if they don't want to be criminals anymore? Aren't they allowed to realize they were wrong and try to better themselves?
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Everyone in a gang is evil is like saying everyone who takes drugs is feeding off the system. Not always that black and white
BenShapiroForPresident
Every time I see one of these videos it's always Latinos. Why?
PoopFrosting
probably the prevalence of a grotesque amount of tattoos involving the face
AdrianneYrruc
the darker your skin, the harder it is to remove a tattoo...just like laser hair removal
iRepostWithTheTopCommentAsMyTitle
Dark skin doesn't elisit the same emotional reaction. It's the white skin mixed with the emotional sensitivity of the Hispanic culture.
davemClickDriver
Probably because most of them are gangsters
BrazilianCatFish
Wow, I always knew I was a gangster but my friends never believed me.
breezybriv
It's a mark of Latino gangs, especially from Mexico. It is so you cannot hide what gang you are from unless you choose to hide your face.
ingelri
Gringo gangs might not be very prevalent (idk) and tats don't show as well on black people's skin.
jagerben47
Because the companies that make these kinds of web videos are based in LA and it's easier for them to find Latino subjects. Maybe.
fluhatinrapper
Good point
[deleted]
[deleted]
plainoldfool
Idk, man. I've seen pictures of some seriously inked up Aryan Nation-type dudes.
Chalybos
Yakuza? Russian mob?
SugartinBadEnglish
Cause North Americans didn't make it...
breezybriv
A large amount of these gangs are Mexican and Guatemalan? What do you mean not North American?
CallingYouOnYourShit
They could have done the same thing with white supremacist or Muslim brotherhood jailbirds, equally regrettable tattoo enthusiasts.
JupitersWitch
They want to be feared.
judodonono
Because latinos are good at cursive.
BruceMightBeBatman
thanks for the chuckle
fluhatinrapper
Gangs.
krapmyself
They are ex Latino gang members. For whatever reason, Latino oriented gangs are top tier psychotic.
unknownSubscriber
*Loco
MantisTobagganMD
I'm a duck! *quack quack quack*
aychland
You mean Latino ex-gang members. They're still Latino.
KeeleonOhms
Ex latino-gang members
Excalibruh
He wasn't saying Latinos from any old gang, he was talking about people from Latino gangs specifically
Excalibruh
No it would be ex Latino gang members cuz they used to be in a Latino gang, and they are not anymore
aychland
Ex-members of Latino gangs, then
Excalibruh
Touché