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Who's that pokemon?
Jul 22, 2016 6:25 AM
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JavertIsWatchingUs
Look how i give a fuck
CyrusGlidewell
Oh boy.....he is having a great time in there. ..bacon....safety. ...perfect
corvandus
Cinccino, the Scarf Pokémon. Cinccino brushes off attacks with ease because of the unique oil that coats its white fur.
Barrberic
HerWords
Yes. Yes. YES. I need this "I don't give a fuck, let me eat my food" Pokémon / spirit animal.
Justarandomguywithnothingbettertodo
Ok I'm sorry but that is adorable af
IDownVoteYourStupidMarvelComics
I think your dog has autism, dude
CullodenSpectre
I was really hoping it was full of spiders.
grimfandango
Both the word pokemon and the names for individual pokemon act as both singular and plural. Source: cartoon. All 90's kids know this.
applemnki
The little crossed feets!
RaineMaxwell
*squee* ITS SO CUTE!!
AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow
Good old Burger King pokemon
GRACELEBETCH
THIS IS ADORABLE
SuperSplashAsh
Almost thought it was CeraShop
Ewanator
Is that a minccino?
awesomebagel
Shiny rattata!
jabowocky
*Rapidly checks username for Cera*
repostthisdog
I thought it was going to be a spider... good that it wasn't one... +1
Flapjackal
It's a shiny rattatta!
cleveranduniqueusername
I'll be back for my man card later.
NobodyExpectsTheCookieInquisition
Was going to upvote, then I read the title.
GhostOfDawn
"pokemons"
TheRealR0tb3rt
Never mind, enough people did.
Moghul
-1 for pokemons. +1 for cute furry thing.
ForReasonsOfScience
Sugar glider
ihavetwosnakes
I love how chill the little dude is about it. "Don't care, got snacks."
iamlateforclass
yup
Ralter3
"'sup"
bitemark
Actually he's been there so long he's eating his right foot
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
r/Doesn't Matter; Had Snacks; r/Congrats on the Snacks
Wolfappendage
Super ultra rare albino rattata, where did you score him?
LapisLovesLupus
Laundromat
LazyBrazilian
I think it's a sugar glider. They actually love enclosed spaces like pockets. Makes em feel safe.
gmonkey129
http://mediacdn.snorgcontent.com/media/catalog/product/c/h/chinchillin_fullpic_artwork_1.jpg
NakedTacoNight
He even kicks a leg up into the lid towards the end, chill dude.
ThatOtherOneKid
Doesn't matter, had snaxks
motherofalldragonzzz
Me if I got kidnapped
Sirensquiver
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the plural form of the word "Pokemon" (singular) is also "Pokemon".
PanzaeronQ
You are 100% correct
robotmonkeypilot
Just don't forget the cute little feller inside when you quit playing.
PhoenixQueenAzula
Oh. Oh my poor tamagotchi.
stja
And remember that throwing this particular pokeball is not the brightest of ideas.
GhostGuy
Yeah, that's a collector's item. Gold plated pokemon card display ball from Burger King, circa 1999. Might scratch it!
Vectorman2
Skelator, I choose you!
Morphacks
Amazing
Ketheres
*fast forward a few weeks* "Oh shit...."
FightMeYouLongAssBitch
There's a weird smell coming from my room. I wonder what it could be.
kastabbin
Almost spit out my coffee on that one, legit.
SamInbound
That grammar makes my brain hurt
Amb1verse
When correct grammer makes your brain hurt, you may be stupid.
SamInbound
"Don't forget the cute little feller in the ball"
Anakindergarden
"You shouldnave dun that, poor little feller"
AstralMarmot
A quick transfer to the Professor and no one need ever know your crime.
notemeg
Got a Sugar Glider candy from the Professor!
MadMupp
That pokeball is from burger king isnt it :P
Thesinlesssinner
I still have mine and my gold cards too!
MadMupp
I have 5 still in box and with all cards and sealed authenticity card. They must be worth like £3.50 now haha
Padfootified
I still have mine! Box and everything. I loved that thing.
GhostOfDawn
Aha I remember those! I have a gold card somewhere around here.
MycolTheFunguy
Greatest fast-food toy ever lol. Looking at it made me miss mine.
suomynonA
i have 2 left, one is a charizard
paanvaannd
I still have mine! I lost the gold Togepi card that I got with it, though. :( Thinking about buying a Mewtwo one from eBay soon haha
paanvaannd
Mine is currently stuffed with Pokémon figurines. Didn't know I had the Pokéball or the figurines still until this year when I found them :)
garnerfenoms
udick
The Mars Volta
youknowwhatitis1
CabbagePornDealer
Origamigilan
youknowwhatitis1
BigGuy5692
The fuck even is that thing? Some kind of mutant gerbil?
feckr
ITS A GUMBYSMASH
MustLoveNetflix
Sandshrew
Adriel32
Just never ever feed it after midnight.
uhmsoyeah
Raticate
PretendingImNotFromFloridaMan
Sandshrews pre-evolution that will be introduced in the new game
Cheekymonkey82
Sugar glider
Thesarcasticguy
He just wrote it's a Pokemon
KixPanganiban
Username delivered. Instant +1
Alfadorfox
Emolga.
Psykiatri
Rattata?
MrGodyr
Honestly with his cracked fur he doesn't look like he is getting taken care of :/
ABillionDucks
Sandshrew
BlueSpaceLizard
Gerbeemon! Attacks: Lick, tiny scratch. Effective against: Wet Tissue paper types
PanzaeronQ
Quickly! Get your digivices guys!
Odiin46
Is it shiny though?
BlueSpaceLizard
Nope, just fluffy.
Vellich0r
Sugar glider?
Synai
A shiny one :D
Deathsagaxx
No, let him think it's a mutant gerbile
Squarcle
It is a sugar glider
AhhYesACleverUserName
it is a gugar slider
erik4556
It's a suger slidar
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HGMaze
It's a white sugar glider.
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jumpyjsn
Albino sugar glider?
TronFirefly
My first thought was "I hope it's ok trapped in there" and as soon as I saw it I thought "ah, it's cool, it's got bacon".
seventyyearoldharrisonfordinjuredonset
It's cool - it's cannibalizing a larger version of itself.
cable7193
THAT'S what's been inside poke balls all these years!
damnitdan
My thought was " That better not be John Cena"
CountryMetal01
Dickbutt
Cheekymonkey82
Same here
KnifeWieldingCunt
hahaaha is it bacon? I thought it was a grub of some sort.
MommaTrout
I like your username
TronFirefly
Why thank you. My friend made it for me by putting two of my favourite things together.
thegriffin88
To clarify anyone still worried, I'm thinking he had only just shut the pokeball before starting to film.
Jemmos
My thoughts were the same,. Is it OK? Oh... Yeah it's fine, it doesn't even care just continues munching.
ErmAskMeLater
I'd be OK trapped somewhere if there were bacon
SomewhereBetweenTheSacredSilenceAndSleep
So, bacon is plural now?
GuardLLama
"Where did the sun go?!? There's no air!!! I can't...oh wait, bacon."
TronFirefly
Wouldn't be shocked if he locked himself in there with the bacon. That's what I would do.
GuardLLama
Locking myself in places with bacon is basically my Sunday morning.
ghostanom
Want some free wifi in my van??
anerdwithaknife
What I love most about the Internet is strangers describing train of thoughts identical to mine. It's nice to know we are invisibly united.
FlubberButtPagan
It's a Mealworm, friend. It tastes like chicken, and Sugargliders love those worms. Easy to raise and breed too.
thegriffin88
Yeah I was about to say that I was sure they weren't into bacon.
TronFirefly
So... Sugarglider bacon. Got it.
CherryEmpress
Looks more like a worm of some kind than bacon to me.
Nightley
So, like chicken?
jevausie
It most likely is a meal worm. Pork products & red meats are no good for sugar gliders. (Source: I've had suggies for years.)
NextToNobody
Maybe that is what Pokemon bacon is made of
PricessFred
it's a meal worm, common snack for sugar gliders
Indicablue420
Yes! It is a mealworm!