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Mar 22, 2018 12:14 AM
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derscur
Pop-tarts are ravioli
sekkor4
I’m curious what did Wendys say
dontworrydriveangry
“Sense”
Arcade
Sincible chuckle.
welshjemz2
I mean she's not wrong....
XanderWrites
What do they think this is? Reese's?
ovelanimimerkki
I think that fits perfectly.
YoureThinkingOfSomeoneElse
Rick the Red Mage.
z0de
Wendy's dodge American labor laws by getting their tomatoes from Mexican farms that employ child labor, wage theft and beatings.
H4ckfleisch
gman41750
And where exactly does the classic “shit sandwich” lie in your clever little poster???
TheUltimatePunMaster
Both pop tarts and dumplings are pastries, excuse you
bobafugginfett
We've been having this convo at work for literally months: what is a sandwich? I say 2 layers of food with a filling layer in between. 1/2
bobafugginfett
So even though the 2 layers of 'dough' are now seamed together, a Pop Tart is technically- just barely- a sammich. 2/2
TristanBomb
Pffft, this is obviously fake. Why would... *checks Twitter*... huh. Well then.
PoopholeAintALoophole
Not sure my friend understands. He's special, bless his heart. Help?
korbendaIIas
Oh dear. Which part of this very straight forward exchange does your “friend” not get? Because your “friend” might be “mentally deficient”.
PoopholeAintALoophole
"Life is like a box of choc-o-lates" - my imaginary friend
Dionysianmasks
Dionysianmasks
http://www.cracked.com/blog/quirky-corporate-twitter-accounts-are-not-your-friends/
SonderingStrike
I mean, being a nice person is a well known "sales tactic" much like breathing oxygen or existing in the same dimension.
TheFastpaws
Christ everyone gets it. You can still laugh & not be sucked in. The world is crappy enough as is.
Dionysianmasks
http://www.cracked.com/blog/quirky-corporate-twitter-accounts-are-not-your-friends/
Threns
But how else will you loudly and constantly proclaim your mental superiority to all those plebes who fell for it!?
LordAlfrey
You still get "sucked in" same way advertisement works, doesn't mean it's a bad thing ofc.
bigeasy44
VioletMoonRising
This is the most incredible thing I have ever witnessed. The fact both saddens me, and my gf if she knew, and excites me.
DBProxy
Are the sprinkles supposed to be the top part of the pop tart sandwich?
bigeasy44
Are the sesame seeds on a bun the top part of a sandwich?
QuantumMage
What about when we believe that subs are sandwiches, and waffle-bread ice-cream sandwiches are sandwiches, but an ice Cream Taco is no?
TheCapnJoe
This chart confuses me. I believe a gyro is a sandwich, maybe even a burrito could be considered a sandwich. But a hot dog is not a sandwich
BHPaperstacks
Let us not forget this doesn't even get into open faced sandwiches.
EF5Cyniclone
They're all good sandwiches bront
FishingNerd
A hotdog is a sandwich thou, it's constructed in the same way as a sub, just another type of filling then the usual sub
SideEffectsOfJuice
That's a major error in the bottom left: Structure Rebel is described as "can contain ANY FOOD..." but that's not part of it.
bigeasy44
It's a little redundant w/ingredients rebel, but not a "major error". The key is enveloping the contained food in any way
GlassCannon570
Now where does a Pittsburgh Cheesesteak fit on this?
DBProxy
I believe you mean a Philly cheesesteak
GlassCannon570
No. It’s like one, but with fries.
bigeasy44
Can you even read the chart? That would be True Neutral.
TheInternetShouldHaveAClosingTimeSoICouldSleep
Wtf is a chip butty?
bigeasy44
I just saw a video where Gordon Ramsay made one. It's literally a French fry sandwich. French fries (chips) between buttered bread (butty).
BHPaperstacks
Tell Gordon Ramsey he can fuck right off with that shit,
Perkunas687
Are hamburgers sandwiches?
bigeasy44
Yes, obviously.
MrMack303
Yes. In fact, the original hamburgers were made with regular sandwich bread. Hamburger buns weren't invented until 1920.
storebrandproductmascot
Holy shit, enough with the brand related Tweets! This site is turning into one big advertisement.
MadHakon
You know what you need? A Snickers!
ManHasNoUsername
If it's funny who cares?
storebrandproductmascot
It's not funny, it's just another avenue to cram more ads down your throat, and I don't get why you people welcome that.
ManHasNoUsername
Because it's funny
eeekanajohn
sorry, i browse random gallery so I have no idea what's filling the FP nowadays
storebrandproductmascot
Fuck off, shill.
failsafe
storebrandproductmascot
I'm kinda tired of the "oh, I'm just an innocent user like you!" act from every shill.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
If you use words like shill I automatically assume your IQ and your age are low
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Raviolis are a dumpling. Like pb&j uncrustables.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
And poptarts.
sanspersona
Lycanthian
So... pop tarts are dumplings?
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
They’re big dumplings. Like hot pockets, pasties, and such
bigeasy44
A dumpling is just a specific term for a sandwich
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LegendaryGrumpyCat
This chart is amazing. Got any others?
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Dumplings are packets. Sandwiches are layers. A cake is a frosting sandwich.
bigeasy44
See"Structure Rebel". Dumplings use a containing food to envelope a filling food.
amop
Are uncrustables? They havent been cooked and its not dough smooshed together, its baked bread. I say its a sandwich with flair
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
I microwave them
aleister94
its a goddamn panini and you know it
amop
Paninis are grilled:p
UleauX
Uncooked ravioli is still ravioli though? Is it not?
amop
Yea but im talkin bout dem crusty bois
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
uncooked dumplings are still dumplings.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
But I like the way you think so answer me this: is ricotta stuffed manicotti a form of cannoli?
amop
Ooph thats good, Id say no though cuz the cooking methods differ. Lotsa stuff’s made outta the same ingredients, how you cook it changes em
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Oh like a burrito, enchilada, quesadilla, and taco