AdanEvin
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Aug 23, 2017 4:47 AM
AdanEvin
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mikenaulls
Well I guess I did stare at the eclipse for too long
Jerkingherkins
....in need of pixels
Tbkssom
The star in the pentagram should be upside down.
poopdagger
MsMath23
I used to wake up sleeping kids with an airzooka.
PaintedLady5519
I'd forget my pen just to use that quill!
JenniferAnuston
Brassman6
I'm hoping this gets more updoots than OP. No such luck so far
AlltheAnswers
#13- I prefer the wet willy. Less dangerous, and so gross that it strikes fear into the hearts of the drowsy.
MrWiggleBottom
TooManyPixels
I will always upvote this gif
AlltheAnswers
#1- All fun and games until some little asshole spills that bottle of ink all over the desk/floor "accidentally."
Snitchesgetstitchesbitches
These pixels are...
khazaria
Pre-AP Pre-Calculus? When you're trying too hard to make a class sound important.
okcabinetguy
Is it me or are all those blurry asf
jawnn
Ur blurry asf
zethlington
Youre on mobile right? When @OP puts several images into one long image it does that. It's stupid really, even a waste of time on their part
HumfreeBugart
It's you
imnotcommentingonthispost
Found someone who looked at the eclipse with no eye protection
Zaelle
#1 the fuck do you mean "deter"? I would have never again brought a pen at school if I got to write with a super fancy feather instead! :<
theirarefourlights
Yup. That's what they would do. (Work in a school)
theirarefourlights
And then they would beg for the pen and fight over it and it would never work.
JarlBalgruufTheBallin
#7 is false my teacher yelled at me thinking i was texting but really i was fucking around with a paper clip pretending it was a L.A.A.T/I
LabyrinthBuilder
#7 I've learned to enjoy the small things in life.
Airwolfen
14. The teacher on the left. "Are you eating that doughnut?"
LegitNESSLmT
Shout out to all the teachers/profesdors going back to school. Hope you have a good school year, keep up the good work!
SolarPoweredKeyboard
#4 I read toddler first. The more I thought about it, the less sense it made.
konnigvanmessen
And they say learning can't be fun...
TinyRiickkkk
MRW 9/11 isn't on the list of 'Things to Remember'
MegaDeuce
This is all one image... you monster there are mobile users who browse here!
pecanyourpiehole
The first one would not deter me, I wrote all of my notes in college on vellum with a quill and ink. It did not make me popular.
NoSkellingtons
BuzzFeed, cool.
KennyMinus
Kay, I downvote this not because it was bad, but because it was all one bloody image.
TheLetterKay
My name is Kay and I thought you were talking directly to me... Was very confused for a second.
KennyMinus
Maybe I was. Maybe. I. Was.
Ward666
About #8 it's not à Satan pentagram, this one is a human one, mind ur satanism !!!
SirWadeWilson
Praise satan!
CephalopodLodge4
Hail Santa
jetflight
Hail Seitan!
Resurrectionist
#2, isn't that a bit like saying "If you're not already great, please don't try"? Is that not a terrible attitude for a teacher?
TheLimpinBiscuit
Not really, he still gives the option to ask for permission.
DorMin2
No, it's "Ask before you make a racket in case there's a reason why you shouldn't".
Rogahar
My mum was a huge Antiques Roadshow fan when I was growing up. Pretty sure I would've found Appraised before Disappear too.
AlltheAnswers
What I want to know is why gallop is marked with a line through, but others which are clearly wrong aren't marked at all?
AlkeneThiol
Which others are wrong
AlltheAnswers
Some contain letters not in the problem, like spanner for 1. (NSAMEP) Doesn't work unless the font is shit and the m is r/n run together.
AlkeneThiol
Yeah it's just that the font is bad and the picture is blurry. Nsamep isn't an anagram for any words I can think of.
Rogahar
Also I may have just figured out the easiest way to remember how many S are in Disappear...
Velexis
#26 knowing how much time is left can be fairly important to know how much you have to hurry up, or if you have to skip some problems
Freso
Thankyou.m4v
AnonOmis1000
The main hall of my university had no clocks in it because "students would be detracted looking at it". Even the profs hatted it.
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
High school teacher here: very few of my students know how to read an analog clock; they'd try to peek at their phones instead.
Velexis
That.. actually saddens me.
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
Me, too, my friend.
Chapimgur
Wait what ? It's fucking easy ! How can they not know how to read it ?
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
Beats me. I guess since they constantly see digital clocks on phones and computers, they haven't retained the skill of reading analog time.
Velexis
Just.. not a skill that's useful anymore I guess. Computers and phones have digital clocks, and you have at least 1 of those with you
AnonOmis1000
It must not be taught then, because even though there are a ton of digital clocks in my life, I learned how to read analog
Strostkovy
*A few million years late. Lightyears are a unit of distance, not time.
torillatavataan
Well, you're most likely not late at all. If a star is visible to the naked eye, it's either a supernova, or well within our own galaxy.
firepyroman
It's also not astronomically accurate. Even though light travels a far distance 99.9% of all the stars you see in the sky are still alive.
IAmTheBadW01f
I mean, as far as we know...there could be a universal collapse cascading towards us, a couple lightyears away now, and we're just seeing 1/
IAmTheBadW01f
The last glimmers of these stars before we, too, are overtaken. 2/2
SirPelvisJohnwood
And it's wrong: https://xkcd.com/1342/
maelthra
Only for some stars. There are stars that are thousands of light years away.
TheBlackVan
Ive made the kessle run in only 12 par secs.
clydeman420
I did it in 11
TheBlackVan
SithElephant
It's both. However, all visible stars are still existent, and the furthest (v762 cas) is only 16000 light years away.
AMartianPotato
We can't know that. Many of the stars we can see are near the end of their life and could actually be dead by now.
SithElephant
The 5000 naked eye stars are all within 16000ly. We think we have good models for when stars explode, and only a handful look likely.
SithElephant
Of that handful, none of them are naked eye visible and likely to blow close to 16000y.
SithElephant
100B stars in our galaxy. One dies every 50 years. Visible are 5000, so stars we can see die every 100Myears. 100M/16000 =~0 chance of a
muerteati
"it's both" Are you suggesting a lightyear is both a unit of time and of distance? Because, no.
SithElephant
Yes, both. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacetime
Strostkovy
That logic would apply to any unit of time or distance. So I could say my lunch breaks are 30 miles long, even if I only go three feet. 1/2
SithElephant
This is precisely how GPS actually works, and is a fundamental property of the universe as we understand it. Time and space are not
Strostkovy
That logic is total crap. Read the actual definition of the unit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light-year 2/2
muerteati
Thank you, Strostkovy, for charging face first into that tremendous level of stupid for me. Science literacy has been taking a nosedive. :(