Jun 23, 2022 6:52 PM
Krashtestdummy
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TychoTychoAlba
I didn't realise friends with benefits got their own uniforms.
revoltingdeceased
FWB, friends with benefits law enforcement? Oh my.
AWarningToOthers
Ok why could they not simply stop the boats and come alongside?????
backrideup9
Both should be fired on the spot.
Pyroboy85
That is one highly intelligent individual. Perfect for law enforcement.. s/
OrganizAlert
he has as much strength in his arms as i do. Zero. Send biceps! XD
Jacksmashsteel
Destroys hundreds of dollars of tax payer money
AndrewS816
Sign that guy up for the Gov's Voting Police! He's got what it takes!
DocZero
emanresuesoohc
That dump truck booty tho…
Lantyco
Minimal effort, just like when school children need them...
CausticLemonEnema
He straight up gave up LOL
ThatsAGreatStoryIdLikeToHearItSometimeByeBye
Cellphone, radio, gun, and ego all go splish splash.
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
TheOneWeirdDude
I like how effortless he lets himsef drop. Like yep, down we go
exe122
It was at that moment he knew he'd fucked up.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
If it wasnt bad enough that the first guy did it, then his buddy made the same mistake!
foobar580
Gravy seal
coffeysays
That whip pan/cut confused the shit out of me
blee0303
well, that was less than ideal
FishieStardust
PastorOfMuppetz5
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
This is amazing
nomunnywunnytilugetthebunnyhunny
FWC is good for Florida's natural spots. Fish and Wildlife. I prefer their help over local PD.
hipifreq
Love that the guy raises his bottle to them. As if to say "I see he fell in, good luck with that!"
tr26
I know FWB = Ft Walton Beach, but I prefer to believe it’s the Friends With Benefits police.
Grizwald1
FWC, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.
HedonistBeard
Seems he decided to go visit the fish and wildlife instead of conserving them.
TsubakiTragic
why are they doing this end to end... come alongside and step over a lower gunwale in less turbulent water.
Derekfromireland
This
ThenWhatHappened
Why do they both jump as the bow goes up? I thought the first guy was dumb but then they both did it
Same guy, two different angles.
Oooooooohhhhh thank you
NickRivieraMD
man he didn't try very hard
fign37
Or had very little arm strength
Imgerruinedimger
He also jumped during the bows upward swing, like a dumbass. He would have made it if he waited 1 more sec for the bow to dip.
LiquidSunshine
Agreed haha! He had the momentum going over and almost decided to not try
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
You can almost see the wisdom in his movements. Knows he's going to fail no matter what he tries so why even try for real.
zentau2
It's like he immediately realized that he was going to need all his energy to stay afloat with all that extra gear on.
Maybe, or maybe with a little effort he woulda made it but he felt the scramble woulda been embarrassing.
RobJenkins
Multiple angles? Like a sports replay
VodkaReindeer
It's becoming a theme:
MonkeyJohn
These are clearly 2 different shots/instances though.. just look at the leg over the bike or not.
I don't like to criticize their production values when they share for free...
Not sure what there is to criticize. He's showing two different instances of the same event. The other video is two angles of the same event
My comment was in jest.
Well it looks like they were checking out a party boat. More cell phone footage per person than brain cells.
Sure, but there was a producer on the party boat who collated and cut footage. That dude can't be trusted, that's a girls gone wild type
I kind of assume the edit was made by some random person who saw the clips shared separately as usual, but I _did_ say party boat so...
Like2Fox
If you want to see how this could have gone even worse, Google image search "propeller injury"
malachilenomade
Emjayen
I worry about contact with propellers more than I should.
That's just the right amount. Had one guy's foot get chewn up 2 summers ago. Not pretty.
JohnSatclaire
You mean "even better." Fuck all pigs.
Why are you such a piece of shit
If you seriously have to ask, you haven't been paying attention to current (and past) events.
anirri
Amanda it's people like you that cause the issues, good going.
WestieTree5
@BotDrawA propeller injury
BotDrawA
@WestieTree5 Here's your drawing of a "propeller injury"
It only takes the first word of your inquiry
@BotDrawA propeller induced injury neon fire explosion societal collapse circle
@WestieTree5 Here's your drawing of a "propeller induced injury neon fire explosion societal collapse cir
rcgom
boots, pistol, plate carrier, not ideal swim gear, but idc, you do you, cop.
clintwestwud
They always do don’t they?
BoatswainsMate
Msd 1250s are inflatable PFDs that clip to the side of your belt, they're pretty small and out of the way, we used em with our armor.
LucidAftermath
Damn, they're like $600 for the pair and they're single use I think. Still worth it if you think ur gonna drown.
neato, think these cops have them?
Hope so, but I honestly can't tell. They're just asking for an easy drown without a pfd.
well they do work on the water & i don't see a normal vest on either of them, hilarious if they were checking vests in the 1st place.
Well if they're the quality of the average american police officer I wouldn't actively drown them but I wouldn't exactly feel sad either.
Why the fuck aren't they just pulling alongside?
Somnophobe
Looks like a hot day; how else are you going to “accidentally” take a nice refreshing dip in the water?
Doobiedo3
Or maybe stop moving? Just a thought.
heller8790
Because the driver suffer from Emotional Damage.
Thorinori
Dammit, why is Richard out of his room?
peggleforscale
Gotta look cool and show off to people you’ll never see again.
Might see a lot of them if they need to pull him out to give aid.
odRodR
nailed it
Trickyboomboom91
I always forget the name of this show. What is it called?
LooseyGooseyBrett
Boatwatch
SunAnvil
Reno 911
Andrzhel
'Murica
ApronNoPants
IT Crowd
Thank you
That was my question too. Why try to board at the highest point?
Frederf
I think this is a training event?
azarza
it's like he waited for it too lol
TJMack
The problem is that the driver let’s off the throttle once the guy jumps on.
LunaLucia
He would have fallen off regardless, but if the driver didn't let off the throttle he would be in the hospital now.
DudeThatsRacist
Why try to board while in motion?
bigbadabooooooooooooooooom
Why not just put a handle there either. He might have made it with the handle. Or if he had less handles too.
chewybrian
It's cool, like holding your gun sideways.
ClessAurion
Fucking morons. Next time he might be made to pieces by the boat engine. Or hit his head against the boat and drown inmediately.
TransAtheistMinister
That's a bit extreme.
Not really. Maybe seeing it happen in front of you will change your mind. I've grown up with boats, and that's one of the big nonoes.
I meant your position. "Fucking morons" isn't really the proper nomenclature nor the gruesome assessment of people drowning. Are you the 1/
Type who beats their kids if they make a mistake?
TychoTychoAlba
I didn't realise friends with benefits got their own uniforms.
revoltingdeceased
FWB, friends with benefits law enforcement? Oh my.
AWarningToOthers
Ok why could they not simply stop the boats and come alongside?????
backrideup9
Both should be fired on the spot.
Pyroboy85
That is one highly intelligent individual. Perfect for law enforcement.. s/
OrganizAlert
he has as much strength in his arms as i do. Zero. Send biceps! XD
Jacksmashsteel
Destroys hundreds of dollars of tax payer money
AndrewS816
Sign that guy up for the Gov's Voting Police! He's got what it takes!
DocZero
emanresuesoohc
That dump truck booty tho…
Lantyco
Minimal effort, just like when school children need them...
CausticLemonEnema
He straight up gave up LOL
ThatsAGreatStoryIdLikeToHearItSometimeByeBye
Cellphone, radio, gun, and ego all go splish splash.
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
TheOneWeirdDude
I like how effortless he lets himsef drop. Like yep, down we go
exe122
It was at that moment he knew he'd fucked up.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
If it wasnt bad enough that the first guy did it, then his buddy made the same mistake!
foobar580
Gravy seal
coffeysays
That whip pan/cut confused the shit out of me
blee0303
well, that was less than ideal
FishieStardust
PastorOfMuppetz5
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
This is amazing
nomunnywunnytilugetthebunnyhunny
FWC is good for Florida's natural spots. Fish and Wildlife. I prefer their help over local PD.
hipifreq
Love that the guy raises his bottle to them. As if to say "I see he fell in, good luck with that!"
tr26
I know FWB = Ft Walton Beach, but I prefer to believe it’s the Friends With Benefits police.
Grizwald1
FWC, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.
HedonistBeard
Seems he decided to go visit the fish and wildlife instead of conserving them.
TsubakiTragic
why are they doing this end to end... come alongside and step over a lower gunwale in less turbulent water.
Derekfromireland
This
ThenWhatHappened
Why do they both jump as the bow goes up? I thought the first guy was dumb but then they both did it
Krashtestdummy
Same guy, two different angles.
ThenWhatHappened
Oooooooohhhhh thank you
NickRivieraMD
man he didn't try very hard
fign37
Or had very little arm strength
Imgerruinedimger
He also jumped during the bows upward swing, like a dumbass. He would have made it if he waited 1 more sec for the bow to dip.
LiquidSunshine
Agreed haha! He had the momentum going over and almost decided to not try
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
You can almost see the wisdom in his movements. Knows he's going to fail no matter what he tries so why even try for real.
zentau2
It's like he immediately realized that he was going to need all his energy to stay afloat with all that extra gear on.
NickRivieraMD
Maybe, or maybe with a little effort he woulda made it but he felt the scramble woulda been embarrassing.
RobJenkins
Multiple angles? Like a sports replay
VodkaReindeer
It's becoming a theme:
MonkeyJohn
These are clearly 2 different shots/instances though.. just look at the leg over the bike or not.
VodkaReindeer
I don't like to criticize their production values when they share for free...
HedonistBeard
Not sure what there is to criticize. He's showing two different instances of the same event. The other video is two angles of the same event
VodkaReindeer
My comment was in jest.
HedonistBeard
Well it looks like they were checking out a party boat. More cell phone footage per person than brain cells.
RobJenkins
Sure, but there was a producer on the party boat who collated and cut footage. That dude can't be trusted, that's a girls gone wild type
HedonistBeard
I kind of assume the edit was made by some random person who saw the clips shared separately as usual, but I _did_ say party boat so...
Like2Fox
If you want to see how this could have gone even worse, Google image search "propeller injury"
malachilenomade
Emjayen
I worry about contact with propellers more than I should.
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
That's just the right amount. Had one guy's foot get chewn up 2 summers ago. Not pretty.
JohnSatclaire
You mean "even better." Fuck all pigs.
Like2Fox
Why are you such a piece of shit
JohnSatclaire
If you seriously have to ask, you haven't been paying attention to current (and past) events.
anirri
Amanda it's people like you that cause the issues, good going.
WestieTree5
@BotDrawA propeller injury
BotDrawA
@WestieTree5 Here's your drawing of a "propeller injury"
Like2Fox
It only takes the first word of your inquiry
WestieTree5
@BotDrawA propeller induced injury neon fire explosion societal collapse circle
BotDrawA
@WestieTree5 Here's your drawing of a "propeller induced injury neon fire explosion societal collapse cir
rcgom
boots, pistol, plate carrier, not ideal swim gear, but idc, you do you, cop.
clintwestwud
They always do don’t they?
BoatswainsMate
Msd 1250s are inflatable PFDs that clip to the side of your belt, they're pretty small and out of the way, we used em with our armor.
LucidAftermath
Damn, they're like $600 for the pair and they're single use I think. Still worth it if you think ur gonna drown.
rcgom
neato, think these cops have them?
BoatswainsMate
Hope so, but I honestly can't tell. They're just asking for an easy drown without a pfd.
rcgom
well they do work on the water & i don't see a normal vest on either of them, hilarious if they were checking vests in the 1st place.
HedonistBeard
Well if they're the quality of the average american police officer I wouldn't actively drown them but I wouldn't exactly feel sad either.
MonkeyJohn
Why the fuck aren't they just pulling alongside?
Somnophobe
Looks like a hot day; how else are you going to “accidentally” take a nice refreshing dip in the water?
Doobiedo3
Or maybe stop moving? Just a thought.
heller8790
Because the driver suffer from Emotional Damage.
Thorinori
Dammit, why is Richard out of his room?
peggleforscale
Gotta look cool and show off to people you’ll never see again.
HedonistBeard
Might see a lot of them if they need to pull him out to give aid.
odRodR
nailed it
Trickyboomboom91
I always forget the name of this show. What is it called?
LooseyGooseyBrett
Boatwatch
SunAnvil
Reno 911
Andrzhel
'Murica
ApronNoPants
IT Crowd
Trickyboomboom91
Thank you
hipifreq
That was my question too. Why try to board at the highest point?
Frederf
I think this is a training event?
azarza
it's like he waited for it too lol
TJMack
The problem is that the driver let’s off the throttle once the guy jumps on.
LunaLucia
He would have fallen off regardless, but if the driver didn't let off the throttle he would be in the hospital now.
DudeThatsRacist
Why try to board while in motion?
bigbadabooooooooooooooooom
Why not just put a handle there either. He might have made it with the handle. Or if he had less handles too.
chewybrian
ClessAurion
Fucking morons. Next time he might be made to pieces by the boat engine. Or hit his head against the boat and drown inmediately.
TransAtheistMinister
That's a bit extreme.
ClessAurion
Not really. Maybe seeing it happen in front of you will change your mind. I've grown up with boats, and that's one of the big nonoes.
TransAtheistMinister
I meant your position. "Fucking morons" isn't really the proper nomenclature nor the gruesome assessment of people drowning. Are you the 1/
TransAtheistMinister
Type who beats their kids if they make a mistake?