"Don't worry, I'm a trained professional."

Jun 23, 2022 6:52 PM

Krashtestdummy

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I didn't realise friends with benefits got their own uniforms.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FWB, friends with benefits law enforcement? Oh my.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok why could they not simply stop the boats and come alongside?????

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both should be fired on the spot.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is one highly intelligent individual. Perfect for law enforcement.. s/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he has as much strength in his arms as i do. Zero. Send biceps! XD

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Destroys hundreds of dollars of tax payer money

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sign that guy up for the Gov's Voting Police! He's got what it takes!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That dump truck booty tho…

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Minimal effort, just like when school children need them...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He straight up gave up LOL

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cellphone, radio, gun, and ego all go splish splash.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how effortless he lets himsef drop. Like yep, down we go

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was at that moment he knew he'd fucked up.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it wasnt bad enough that the first guy did it, then his buddy made the same mistake!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Gravy seal

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That whip pan/cut confused the shit out of me

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well, that was less than ideal

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 17

This is amazing

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

FWC is good for Florida's natural spots. Fish and Wildlife. I prefer their help over local PD.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Love that the guy raises his bottle to them. As if to say "I see he fell in, good luck with that!"

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I know FWB = Ft Walton Beach, but I prefer to believe it’s the Friends With Benefits police.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

FWC, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seems he decided to go visit the fish and wildlife instead of conserving them.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why are they doing this end to end... come alongside and step over a lower gunwale in less turbulent water.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do they both jump as the bow goes up? I thought the first guy was dumb but then they both did it

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Same guy, two different angles.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Oooooooohhhhh thank you

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

man he didn't try very hard

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Or had very little arm strength

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He also jumped during the bows upward swing, like a dumbass. He would have made it if he waited 1 more sec for the bow to dip.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed haha! He had the momentum going over and almost decided to not try

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can almost see the wisdom in his movements. Knows he's going to fail no matter what he tries so why even try for real.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's like he immediately realized that he was going to need all his energy to stay afloat with all that extra gear on.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe, or maybe with a little effort he woulda made it but he felt the scramble woulda been embarrassing.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Multiple angles? Like a sports replay

3 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 1

It's becoming a theme:

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

These are clearly 2 different shots/instances though.. just look at the leg over the bike or not.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't like to criticize their production values when they share for free...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not sure what there is to criticize. He's showing two different instances of the same event. The other video is two angles of the same event

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My comment was in jest.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well it looks like they were checking out a party boat. More cell phone footage per person than brain cells.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sure, but there was a producer on the party boat who collated and cut footage. That dude can't be trusted, that's a girls gone wild type

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I kind of assume the edit was made by some random person who saw the clips shared separately as usual, but I _did_ say party boat so...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want to see how this could have gone even worse, Google image search "propeller injury"

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I worry about contact with propellers more than I should.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's just the right amount. Had one guy's foot get chewn up 2 summers ago. Not pretty.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You mean "even better." Fuck all pigs.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Why are you such a piece of shit

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you seriously have to ask, you haven't been paying attention to current (and past) events.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Amanda it's people like you that cause the issues, good going.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

@BotDrawA propeller injury

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@WestieTree5 Here's your drawing of a "propeller injury"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It only takes the first word of your inquiry

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

@BotDrawA propeller induced injury neon fire explosion societal collapse circle

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@WestieTree5 Here's your drawing of a "propeller induced injury neon fire explosion societal collapse cir

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

boots, pistol, plate carrier, not ideal swim gear, but idc, you do you, cop.

3 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

They always do don’t they?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Msd 1250s are inflatable PFDs that clip to the side of your belt, they're pretty small and out of the way, we used em with our armor.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Damn, they're like $600 for the pair and they're single use I think. Still worth it if you think ur gonna drown.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

neato, think these cops have them?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hope so, but I honestly can't tell. They're just asking for an easy drown without a pfd.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

well they do work on the water & i don't see a normal vest on either of them, hilarious if they were checking vests in the 1st place.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well if they're the quality of the average american police officer I wouldn't actively drown them but I wouldn't exactly feel sad either.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why the fuck aren't they just pulling alongside?

3 years ago | Likes 431 Dislikes 3

Looks like a hot day; how else are you going to “accidentally” take a nice refreshing dip in the water?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Or maybe stop moving? Just a thought.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because the driver suffer from Emotional Damage.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Dammit, why is Richard out of his room?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta look cool and show off to people you’ll never see again.

3 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Might see a lot of them if they need to pull him out to give aid.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

nailed it

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I always forget the name of this show. What is it called?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Boatwatch

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Reno 911

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Murica

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

IT Crowd

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Thank you

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was my question too. Why try to board at the highest point?

3 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

I think this is a training event?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's like he waited for it too lol

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The problem is that the driver let’s off the throttle once the guy jumps on.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He would have fallen off regardless, but if the driver didn't let off the throttle he would be in the hospital now.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why try to board while in motion?

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Why not just put a handle there either. He might have made it with the handle. Or if he had less handles too.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's cool, like holding your gun sideways.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Fucking morons. Next time he might be made to pieces by the boat engine. Or hit his head against the boat and drown inmediately.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That's a bit extreme.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really. Maybe seeing it happen in front of you will change your mind. I've grown up with boats, and that's one of the big nonoes.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I meant your position. "Fucking morons" isn't really the proper nomenclature nor the gruesome assessment of people drowning. Are you the 1/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Type who beats their kids if they make a mistake?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0