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Young Dolly Parton
Dec 20, 2017 2:29 AM
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KrilatiVoin
still looks like one of those pieces of plastic fruit you find in antique stores.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wow, she looks like Paris Hilton might have if she wasn't a anorexic crack whore.
welcomestranger
Well, hello Dolly.
UsernameRomans1
So pretty, inside and outside.
trippingonmytripodtakingthetriptotunatown
taken last night. bitch never grows old
GoochoLibre
Whether 15 or 115, she will always be a complete doll. <3
wishIcouldthinkofsomething
And people say she’s just a big set of tits...
HugeK
David Brent? if so, I think he said "pair"
JimmiSimpsonApproves
Scorpio3002
Looks like this was before she got implants. She lost some weight later on, which shrank her bust; she got implants to compensate.
HandsomeJack19
Dolly is a national treasure.
NyQuilDaydream
"Do you know how much money it takes to look this cheap?" - Dolly. I love her haha
jsuischa
Just got back from my vacation. Stayed a while in Pigeon Forge. Please don't make me go back to work.
ClarenceValley
*pokes with stick*
frankraygoza39000
She's wonderful I've had a crush on her all my life, she's still beautiful
Laylah77
She's always been so cute
twoshady
yes, yes it is.
Grocken
I'd work that from 9 to 5.
Dollypartonbarbiedoll
phoenixgrinder
they had colour photography when she was young?
NarwhalNarwhalSwimmingInTheOcean
... and (because of all her plastic surgeries) the old Dolly Parton.
butch3fan70
Dolly was a hottie.
butch3fan70
Sorry I meant hotter
aehrtl
Was?
Cajunspitfire
I wont lie, I’d still hit
Dollypartonbarbiedoll
StillPimpin
Still is. Kinda
Dollypartonbarbiedoll
Silent0216
I had a conversation at work with a guy about whether we would smash and I still would shit haha.
Stillrelevant69
Thisseemsreasonable
"And people say she's just a big pair of tits."
kalourd
Kinda looks like Paris Hilton if she was healthy looking.
IPoopOnCompanyTime
When I worked security, I did a few shifts with an older fellow who was private security for her long ago. He said that the one thing he 1/2
IPoopOnCompanyTime
Would never forget was the feeling of her breasts pressed against him during a hug. Said she was a lovely lady to be around.
hanshotthird
Plot twist, she's visiting Redwood National Forest here.
SirHappi
If you cut deep enough, all wood will turn red.
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hanshotthird
Then I have something in common with that blade of grass right now.
labyrinthconvention
y'all know why the first cloned mammal was named Dolly, right?
labyrinthconvention
because they took the source DNA from the mammaries.
DuchessGummiBunns
I get it!
Jerojero
Cuz boobs
overboard
You haven't lived 'till you hear "Jolene" at 33 RPM. Saucy sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrfM711vXI
bachterman
but how?
overboard
I know right? Slowed down she sounds like Roy Orbison.
GoochoLibre
Very old-school blues vibe. I love finding these slowed/pitch-shifted variants. Some can be amazing.
Steloide
What a scoop..................nice find!
misturchips
Wife and I saw her in concert at the Hollywood Bowl - She's still q capable performer, and played several instruments.
Dollypartonbarbiedoll
spiderqueendemon
She's a genuinely kind person. Did a pledge drive once, found out the call center workers processing the pledges had volunteered.
spiderqueendemon
So she called one of her people and had arrangements made to have a catered meal sent for everyone at the call center, many states away.
spiderqueendemon
We found out from the caterers that she tipped 100% for putting it together on short notice. And it was a big dinner, with doggy bags.
spiderqueendemon
Someone hung up a poster of her in the breakroom, and whenever we had the kind of call that even supervisors hate, we'd go sit by her.
spiderqueendemon
Working as a call center contractor for a bank is never easy, but during the crash, hearing so many suicidal people who blamed you?
spiderqueendemon
A couple of kids who worked in Mortgage were taken off the floor and given cocoa, then sent home. Gunshot suicides on the line.
captainrobyn
Is someone poking her chest with a stick?
Arcian
Nature wants a tiddie job.
KingDrSchultz
She’s climbing a tree
LadyArwen
She's leaning against a tree.
ISGLASS
hurdygurdybear
That stick is actually a thick broom. It just looks small next to her... *ahem*... endowment.
TalosGuideUs
Yes
DeviantPhuq
That’s not a stick, if you know what I mean *wink*
Jerojero
Fuck yeah! That’s obviously a twig
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Don't mind if I do...
yvonnatron
are you not?
Spacebandit
I believe it is supporting them
Reesiepup
That’s how she has kept them so perky through the years. Beginning to droop? Prop them up with sticks!
Flyndaran
She got implants after her weight loss and before she got famous, despite lying about it for decades.
buskill
Tree got wood
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
Or are you happy to see me?
Moosecock
Those are islands in the stream
roorooter
Only when she is lying in the bath.
aergered
That is what they are
ArkTex
Sail away from me
kojenk
To another place