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IhaveIssuesThatDontConcernYou
Odd-ish... this is why I come here people. We must learn from this.
BunsInMyEyes
W-what minute is it?
ProtectoroftheRealm
Your going to need to call Carl for that many ducks
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
That's not a crocodile. That's an alligator. Fun fact: the Florida Everglades is only place in the world where both coexist.
Waldo129
What
zma123456
Oxygen is a poisonous gas invented by some weirdo in the 1700s.
blindoctor
So about 18 ducks gets me a horse. Nice.
WhythefuckamIlikethis
A popular games Australians play is called finish higher education and get yourself killed in Bali. Or schoolies for short.
SP4RF
Or if it's cheaper, you could just go to the Gold Coast and fall off a building or something
ShatterResistant
We need an expert in bird law for number four. Get Charlie Kelly on the phone!
CatchBadCrow
Came here to say same thing.
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
Vodka. That's the word for alchocolic water you are looking for.
Flyndaran
Aqua vitae or water of life is an ancient name for concentrated ethanol.
shmegz
TIL oxygen was invented in the 1700s....the more you know.
Munchman347
I thought the favorite thing in Australia was 'Dancing on the Ceiling'...
SP4RF
Incorrect. It's definitely underage drinking. At least until you come of age. Then it's just drinking
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
fyi swans can be gay
thisplaceisnotforyou
*crying intensifies
ireallyenjoyedthedeadpoolmovie
Best dump I've taken in a while. +.25 x 4
throbinwoo
These are kinda lame no?
JeffreyTheDudeLebowski
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
throbinwoo
Lmao
rickeyspanish
that is an alligator
Ameanrightt
nobody's going to comment on that gay ass Jesus joke, ok just checking
CherryEmpress
Why would kissing one of those dudes help me get tickets to see Beyonce?
Pharya
Nfi. I thought about it way longer than it deserved to be thought about and still didn't see the punch line
shutyourpieholedouche
Porn pays $$$$
Koshunae
Rich old dude
browsib
Gay Oldman http://m.imgur.com/a/jg8pc
ISISKrieger
Read it as Gary, clicked, Read it as Gay, was too slow on the back button. Happy Accident
ian1035nr
Only 25 images? This barely qualifies as a fart, let alone a dump
MyDogsAreCuterThanYourDogs
I think I'd rather Holly go 24 hours without oxygen too. I'm just a supportive person like that.
Flashpoint85
whoever invented oxygen must have been rich!
francisthelumberjack
So "holly fuck" says people discovered breathing in the 1700's
Rainman1344
That sure went way over your head
CaptainGeneralOfTheJellyfishFleet
*gasped
PQTANLINDA
But who needs it? God: Since 4ever
MigraineBased
I believe Holly misspelled "oxycodone"
strongy78
Who read the spagetti one in Super Marios voice?
millies
favorited to come back and post the left or right no inbetween later on fb
jav130
Thats how Karl rates his vehicles
KoapakaKros
That's a gator
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
Rafiki is right, folks
RincewindTVD
Yup, it's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor
Dawnstempest
That's wrong. There are some truly evil sons of bitches in this world who bank on being thought of as stupid to get away with shit.
hawkinat0r
You may be very right there, BUT I feel we should give people the benefit of the doubt, innocent until proven guilty.
ostiniatoze
That's just lazy thinking, "oh they're not a bad person, they just don't know any better"
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
I sorta feel like it's lazy to just label what we don't like as evil. I don't think people really are evil, just short sighted and emotional
JohnnyBgood422
He's very right, but once in a red moon, you come across some one who is inherently evil.
TheFoxCouncil
By inherently evil, you mean that they were born evil? Because I'd have to argue that that's impossible.
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
True enough lol. Man the comments here...I'm like keep me away from the people yall meet I guess. Most the folks I know are nice enough
JohnnyBgood422
I didn't meet this thing. It just saw I had something or someone I had, and corrupted her.
trismegist
Eh. Most of the malicious people I've known were good at pretending to be stupid, that way people let them get away with stuff.
Pharya
They probably weren't pretending
hawkinat0r
Very true indeed, however, we can't just assume everyone is that way until it's been proven. If we assume everyone who's ever wronged us 1/2
hawkinat0r
2/2 had explicitly malicious intent, then we would become far worse than the evil we hated.
Dispari
I've worked in customer service though and I know that people are willing to be assholes for free stuff.
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
Hahaha I can concur with that
hawkinat0r
True, but the idea here is that they get the benefit of the doubt until an obvious pattern of malice can be observed, until then, assume 1/2
hawkinat0r
2/2 stupidity to be the root cause and attempt to educate wherever possible.
thisplaceisnotforyou
As a gay man, I'm upset with number 6. I've slept with a guy that old, and I didn't know you could get Beyonce tickets with that. Damn.
ostiniatoze
did you get a receipt? Maybe you can trade it in.
Pharya
Genuinely and morbidly curious what that was like for you. I can't imagine someone of either gender that old being appealing to me.
SirSmurfalot
Always get the tickets before the clothes come off.
Flyndaran
I don't think many of us hetero guys realize that men can have daddy issues just as easily as ladies. ;)
CherryEmpress
I don't even understand what reference they're making. Since when are old dudes known for having Beyonce tickets? Or is it the young guy?
mbhatter
I thought the old guy was a promoter or has tickets somehow. Like a creeper on craigslist
ostiniatoze
I assumed he was whoring himself for money, with which he planned to purchase the tickets
OneCunningStunt
And why can't Ryan Reynolds afford his own Beyonce tickets?!
thisplaceisnotforyou
Beyonce is to gay men, as puppies are to little girls. Both things make them vulnerable to predators.
CherryEmpress
Is that so? Ah.
DickPicEnthusiast
As a gay guy, I didn't even know Beyonce was supposed to be a gay thing. I don't care for her music anyway.
AussieSwede
7000 ducks, lol.
secretacount32
All I can imagine while reading that post is a car being pulled by 7000 ducks.
zorad
Is he saying that 18 ducks could beat a horse in a tug of war? I call bullshit. you'd need like... at least 50 ducks.
EliteFish
Karl confirmed
Gallickbeast
I am Karl, King of ducks.
skwint
I googled duck strength. First page: "WOULD YOU RATHER FIGHT 1 HORSE-SIZED DUCK OR 100 DUCK-SIZED HORSES? WE HAVE THE ANSWER!". I give up.
DinoSuarez
Or about 746 llamathrust
Jacolini
So 7000/400=17.5 so we can assume that 18 ducks can overmatch a horse in fight right? TO THE LABORATORY!
Flyndaran
Modern horses put out more than one horsepower. Breeding in the last 150 years has done some strange things to domestic animals.
jdcream
Omelette du fromage?
jackjackahsokatano
*and here kids we see that odd moment when a top comment within a top comment is SO much better than said original top comment
Sigard
This needs to be official.
skwint
Large stable ground defences often fare badly against air superiority.
skwint
Assume duck weighs 1Kg and can hover. Helicopters need 100 or 200 watts per kilogram. Horsepower = 750w. 5 ducks per horsepower, approx OOM
HalfCat00
I'm too tired for this, Imgur
gloomyjim
Too much science and not enough VICIOUS DUCK VS HORSE COMBAT
Jacolini
First I want to see 18 ducks vs 1 horse, if it goes really bad for the horse we'll reduce to 5 vs 1. I just want to see ducks fight a horse.
Fiousaurus
but please write it down first
AnxiouslySarcastic
What
TittyAllDayEveryDay
*Harder daddy*
numberonespongebebfan
http://imgur.com/gdHRpmz
BlueRonin
What
JakeSnake197
Chicken butt.
numberonespongebebfan
I'M GONNA POP SOME TAGS ONLY GOT TWENTY DOLLAS IN MY POCKET
wellthisjustgotinteresting
I'I'I'M HUNTIN'
AussieSwede
The last one, referred to a person explaining how much horse power his car had, and the person responded with the above.
Waldo129
What
AnxiouslySarcastic
What
SirSchmoopyOfAwesometon
What
AussieSwede
Porthos542
What