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I thought this was a joke but apparently it is true.
FITTING SONG:
https://youtu.be/Xm0qjrceeYE?si=WpFDYWozgLfqdJ_z
Oct 27, 2023 6:04 PM
spiderjohn36
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I thought this was a joke but apparently it is true.
FITTING SONG:
https://youtu.be/Xm0qjrceeYE?si=WpFDYWozgLfqdJ_z
SkullbookC137
I just hope they are happy
imnotyourmum
Hey look the son of that guy that looks like that skater guy got married.
JARNSB
That's like a Simpsons prediction made in the 90s about the year 2023.
NirvanaNik
VinchVolt
Riley Hawk must be pretty grateful that Stipe's the Michael of the bunch.
jlist
I happen to spend the eighth grade with Tony Hawk, he was really cool kid and was very nice to a dumb nerd like me.
33Fox
Ha, you know what would have made it better? Vedder as best man and Corgan as bridesmaid! Oh and throw in Flea as the wedding bass player
mondeca
"fronts a genuinely good band" I appreciate the note that he's beating the odds.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
So there’s Francis Bacon and a Frances Bean
Yufer
Kind of hope she takes his last name Frances Bean Hawk.
BoltActionGearbox
It would be even more 90s if the headline did not use a colon to indicate a source.
motoxfreak
And never was there a more 90s headline....
JasonMaggini
Someone said it's like a game of 90's Mad Libs.
LeftRightThere
PlayerBhatin
HEDGE MAZE .... FROSTED!
thedudeman519
Man if you would have told me a website called Brooklyn Vegan wasn't satire Id say you're full of shit
thomn8r
Seriously: who gives a flying fuck?
BaconAlmighty
@OP been reading about it for 4 or 5 days now you on IE?
Jagerbeast
Maybe you should have posted 4 or 5 days ago then
alexcoldt
They will birth the chose one and swaddle him in the pattern of a disposable cup.
PlayerBhatin
Everyone's doing crossovers these days
CookingIsFun
That's not very 90s. I'd be pretty horrified if that headline hit in the 90s.
wemakeheroes
Down voted, so sick of hearing about the kurt daughter - hawk son marriage thing.... NEITHER ONE OF THEM IS EVEN FAMOUS. Its click bait BS because their parents are famous, its the dumbest thing ever. I didnt know either existed until this point and fine to continue that way.
GimmieWanger
Was Courtney there?
Locopogo
Oh no way, I listen to Warish!
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eromitlab
bobadrew
DAMN!
musicbylen666
Too soon?
DaMummy
Really flew that plane of a joke into a building.
TheFluteFromBandCamp
Ah the Brooklyn vegan, the finest periodical for all your 90s based news...
Selerox
Just throw in the Friends theme tune and some neon clothing and it's basically a time machine.
ZebraThree
Syovere
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Tony Hawk was almost recognized all evening.
Crimx42
Can't believe the headlines didn't also mention Courtney Love
hairlessOrphan
That's also pretty 90's, though.
spiderjohn36
Her and Frances have had a rocky relationship over the years. I think they're somewhat closer now than in the past, but they're still somewhat estranged from each other. And it may also be due to the fact Frances got sober several years ago, and Courtney still struggles with substance abuse.
MadamPuddifoot
It could also be that news outlets always refer to women as "so and so's husband", even if the female is famous in her own right.
GCRust
Can't really condemn Love's substance abuse when she's blamed for Kurt's suicide to this day and she tried to warn everyone about Weinstein 30 years before the greasy son of a bitch finally got nailed to the wall and was rewarded by Harvey doing everything in his power to actively destroy her and her pursuits.
sturmhauke
When people claim so-and-so artist couldn't possibly have killed themselves, I'm always like "do you ever read anything besides the Kardashians' social media feeds?" The trope of "tortured artist" exists for a reason. Hint: the reason is usually depression.
GCRust
THEM: "But he was on top of the world! He had all the fame and success!" ME: "You never actually LISTENED to one of Nirvana's songs, did you?"
AnonymousSourceOfGenitals
The top of the world does seem like being on mount everest, hard to breathe and likely to kill you
sturmhauke
Right? Same with Chris Cornell. Your head has to be in some pretty dark places to write some of these lyrics: "Follow me into the desert/ As thirsty as you are/ Crack a smile and cut your mouth/ And drown in alcohol" "Whatsoever I feared has come to light/ And whatsoever I've fought off became my life" "I’ve given everything I could/ To blow it to Hell and gone/ Burrow down in and/ Blow up the outside world"
funnyinthehead
Stipe shows off wedding photos. "That's me in the corner"
ThatDirtyOldMan
that's good !
billbobagsh0t350
That's me in the pulpit, using my religion...
CaveManFindNumberBox
spiderjohn36
In all seriousness, this would be the REM I'd play at my wedding: https://youtu.be/6e-LF21yFWM?si=loV0uzMfWoSxHZSY
LateNightBunnyParty
I played At My Most Beautiful at mine.
spiderjohn36
That's lovely. :)