The Most 1990s Thing You'll Read All Day

Oct 27, 2023 6:04 PM

spiderjohn36

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I thought this was a joke but apparently it is true.

FITTING SONG:

https://youtu.be/Xm0qjrceeYE?si=WpFDYWozgLfqdJ_z

I just hope they are happy

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey look the son of that guy that looks like that skater guy got married.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's like a Simpsons prediction made in the 90s about the year 2023.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Riley Hawk must be pretty grateful that Stipe's the Michael of the bunch.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I happen to spend the eighth grade with Tony Hawk, he was really cool kid and was very nice to a dumb nerd like me.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ha, you know what would have made it better? Vedder as best man and Corgan as bridesmaid! Oh and throw in Flea as the wedding bass player

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

"fronts a genuinely good band" I appreciate the note that he's beating the odds.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So there’s Francis Bacon and a Frances Bean

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kind of hope she takes his last name Frances Bean Hawk.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would be even more 90s if the headline did not use a colon to indicate a source.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And never was there a more 90s headline....

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Someone said it's like a game of 90's Mad Libs.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

HEDGE MAZE .... FROSTED!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man if you would have told me a website called Brooklyn Vegan wasn't satire Id say you're full of shit

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously: who gives a flying fuck?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

@OP been reading about it for 4 or 5 days now you on IE?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 16

Maybe you should have posted 4 or 5 days ago then

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

They will birth the chose one and swaddle him in the pattern of a disposable cup.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone's doing crossovers these days

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not very 90s. I'd be pretty horrified if that headline hit in the 90s.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

Down voted, so sick of hearing about the kurt daughter - hawk son marriage thing.... NEITHER ONE OF THEM IS EVEN FAMOUS. Its click bait BS because their parents are famous, its the dumbest thing ever. I didnt know either existed until this point and fine to continue that way.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Was Courtney there?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no way, I listen to Warish!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DAMN!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too soon?

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Really flew that plane of a joke into a building.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah the Brooklyn vegan, the finest periodical for all your 90s based news...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just throw in the Friends theme tune and some neon clothing and it's basically a time machine.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 22

It looks to me more like no one cares whether or not you care.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tony Hawk was almost recognized all evening.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't believe the headlines didn't also mention Courtney Love

2 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 7

That's also pretty 90's, though.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Her and Frances have had a rocky relationship over the years. I think they're somewhat closer now than in the past, but they're still somewhat estranged from each other. And it may also be due to the fact Frances got sober several years ago, and Courtney still struggles with substance abuse.

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

It could also be that news outlets always refer to women as "so and so's husband", even if the female is famous in her own right.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Can't really condemn Love's substance abuse when she's blamed for Kurt's suicide to this day and she tried to warn everyone about Weinstein 30 years before the greasy son of a bitch finally got nailed to the wall and was rewarded by Harvey doing everything in his power to actively destroy her and her pursuits.

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

When people claim so-and-so artist couldn't possibly have killed themselves, I'm always like "do you ever read anything besides the Kardashians' social media feeds?" The trope of "tortured artist" exists for a reason. Hint: the reason is usually depression.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

THEM: "But he was on top of the world! He had all the fame and success!" ME: "You never actually LISTENED to one of Nirvana's songs, did you?"

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The top of the world does seem like being on mount everest, hard to breathe and likely to kill you

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Right? Same with Chris Cornell. Your head has to be in some pretty dark places to write some of these lyrics: "Follow me into the desert/ As thirsty as you are/ Crack a smile and cut your mouth/ And drown in alcohol" "Whatsoever I feared has come to light/ And whatsoever I've fought off became my life" "I’ve given everything I could/ To blow it to Hell and gone/ Burrow down in and/ Blow up the outside world"

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Stipe shows off wedding photos. "That's me in the corner"

2 years ago | Likes 398 Dislikes 0

that's good !

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's me in the pulpit, using my religion...

2 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

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In all seriousness, this would be the REM I'd play at my wedding: https://youtu.be/6e-LF21yFWM?si=loV0uzMfWoSxHZSY

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I played At My Most Beautiful at mine.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's lovely. :)

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