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I’m the DM by the way and the guy that plays the bard never breaks character.
sergrodo
I have fond memories of making my DM say "Holy Shit" because of my bardic shenanigans.
phssthpok
Coming to join a necromancer's skeleton army doesn't seem like it would be good for your health
strelkov16
Necromancer "alright it's your funeral"
Dramidor
This happened to me a few times. I'm laughing so fucking hard.
yagumbus
In these memes the dice results are always 1 or 20
BoredZeroG
Was expecting "With Catlike Tread"
GrubbyFingers
Even necromancers like a good tune.
Bonesplinter
Resently started Elder Scrolls RP when we rolled stats i got a 4 on int, cant even strategize with my friends. Love staying in character
PineappleMigraine
I need to play more bards. :( I need to just play more DnD
zFUBARz
Bards are fun, DnD is fun. Yes you do to both.
TheUltimatePriest
I roll to play a black midi
Cole2999
I know they're amateurs but this sounds a hell of a lot like Bojingles in Heroes and Halfwits from Rooster Teeth
Allanonshea1
Bards. An entire class designed specifically to fuck with the dm
skhenry1101
Oh trust me most dms have "fuck with bard encounters" ready to go these days demonic pacts are fun
Allanonshea1
Ahh lol yeah gotta be prepared for those
TheGrubermeister
My proudest character was the gnome bard I once played. So much whimsy. So much trickery.
NerdN1
I played a flirtatious ghoul bard. We were the most kind and forgiving party of PCs. We just occasionally ate those who would refuse to talk
lucky141
How did this guy joined your D&D party?
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
I heard a loud noise outside and he was on the doorstep looking a bit sheepish. “Hello” he said “I’ve come to join you”
zap3125
fucking bards
JamieSmyth
Scanlan open the door. Scanlan. Ooopen. The. Door.
ABlastFromYourPast
Bidet!
Threewisemen
We had a mediocre bard in Rift, but raided with him b/c he was really consistent. One night someone signs onto vent, "Mike can't play(1/2)
Threewisemen
(2/2) He's in jail. This is Mike's mom." Signs out. No one knew him by his RL name, but we figured out who it was by elimination.
Threewisemen
He didn't sign on for at least a year afterwards.
mybrothersmario
Totally gonna be doing this if I can at my next session!
ThatGuyWhoSaysIWouldALot
Fantastic. I would join you!
Teksura
Necromancer: Oh, good. I can always use another skeleton.
SigneowTheCat
Nah, that's what the diplomacy roll is for. Barely failed, I'd give that as the result. Total failure and he would think the bard hostile.
Amesang
…out of curiosity, what WAS Gygax's opinion on 3rd Edition?
SeriousCloud
JohnnyNameless
I don't break character until the DVD commentary.
PopkinSandwich
good reference
Gearwe
So he's playing Gilderoy Lockhart?
Zixtank
Oh dear lord I want to make a Gilderoy Lockheart who only specializes in deception and memory alteration.
zFUBARz
Bard talent is based on Charisma stat. Charisma also kinda determines how attracted to you people are/charming/etc. So yes 100%
qtRaven
Not just Bards. My Paladin hits things with Charisma.
zFUBARz
How much you can sway people with your words, either for a god, or to fuck and give you some coins. same thing really ;)
qtRaven
Not to mention 'Divine Grace'. Has saved my ass so many times.
TwiggytheDragon
Our rogue keeps doing this in our campaign. Can't stealth to save her life but can backflip out of a moving wagon Neo-style while 1/2
TwiggytheDragon
head-shotting the driver with a hand crossbow with ease. 2/2
Artebudz
Dormammu, I've come to join you.
PoliticalWanderer
"Well pull up a chair, Strange! I've got some beer in the fridge." - Dormammu, if he was in this D&D session.
chaotyx
Dormammu I've come to join you
Grudgebearingmidget
Dormammu I've come to join you
NachoPete
Dormammu, I've come to join you.
Grudgebearingmidget
Dormammu I've come to join you
ewokkid01
Dormammu, I've come to join you.
NotVeryEffective
Dormammu, I’ve come to join you.
SpellingEternity
It's all fun and games until he OldManHendersons your whole setup.
ColoradoGirrl
Or Pun-Pun. Both brake the game horribly yet hilariously.
myusernamebringsalltheboystotheyardandtheyrelikeitstoodamnlong
HighImpactSexualViolence
I think the best I ever scored was 1.5 and 1.75 Hendersons. I'm not sure if it counts though because it was only like 85% intentional.
TheRoyalBastard
Then it's a story worth telling
HighImpactSexualViolence
Memory is a bit fuzzy on the specifics but the TLDR is we were dealing with a Cult that had taken over a large PD, so we started a massive
HighImpactSexualViolence
gang war and loosely arranged a major gunfight thereof to take place near the PD drawing out most of the cultist/cops. We went to sneak in
HighImpactSexualViolence
during the chaos and before we could done and get out the fight got too big for the police who retreated to the PD with the gangs in pursuit
TamariBlake
Explain
JacaByte
Old Man Henderson was a Canadian Vietnam war veteran who single handedly beat a Call of Cthulhu campaign set in modern day America
TheRoyalBastard
Hendersons motivation for hunting cultists was that he thought they stole his retirement plan, 40 000$ worth of lawn gnomes.
NerdN1
He was too young to have served in 'Nam, but that didn't stop him from having flashbacks.
JacaByte
I like to think that he was just a timeless sort of person
Grudgebearingmidget
Old Man Henderson "Won" Call of Cthulu by having a 300+ page background that explained his world-breaking capabilities 1/???
Grudgebearingmidget
"Waffle House Millionaire" (the 4channer that explained his character) said he made the character to combat a "Killer DM" 2/???
Grudgebearingmidget
He made the character's background so obscenely long to ensure the GM never checked and to add things at will to fuck w/ the DM 3/4
Grudgebearingmidget
GM*
Grudgebearingmidget
The character has become so legendary in the tabletop circuit the "Henderson scale" details how seriously you've ruined the GM's Plot.
DelightfullyOdd
Our last bard learned that there are some situations you can't bluff your way out of.
Goatsarepeople
Clearly you have never heard the tale of the bear that convinced a kingdom he was actually a cultured gentlemen.
NerdN1
You just need to seduce your way out.
RedShoesJeff
My current bard's learning that you can go quite far indeed on naught but an old man costume.
TGWolf
No but if they're any kind of Bard they can Fuck themselves out of it.
Amesang
Gayforbae
Dandilion?
DelightfullyOdd
It was a rockslide.
ThousandBellHide
Nobodies ever explained where earth elementals come from to you I see.
DickMercenary
Fuck the largest boulder. Assert dominance.
TGWolf
Rocks can be seduced. That's what Bards do.
runscar
Shout "Rock Lobstah" as you're swept away. You may die but you'll still win.
VonZinzer
Down, down!
zFUBARz
Psssshhh, just gotta convince the barbarian to throw you to safety.
DelightfullyOdd
He was busy causing a rockslide.
zFUBARz
touche... Too low level to cast Leomund’s Tiny Hut? Cause that thing is a literal life saver.
vindik8or
A bard rolling a 1 one a skill check is still likely to end up with a big total. 1 isn't automatic failure on skills.
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
We keep it as a critfail when in enemy territory. If in town or exploring with no obvious baddies around it takes modifiers as normal.
DehydratedBoogers
Depends. Some DM's let 1 fail and 20 succeed to have at least 5% pass/fail rate.
vindik8or
RULES AS WRITTEN, MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA
DehydratedBoogers
DM rules always end up on top. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
vindik8or
5% of locks popping open just cuz you give it a try is dumb.
DehydratedBoogers
0% chance of failure is dumb.