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Jun 13, 2017 7:57 PM
closemyeyesinismona
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digivirus
Don't blink... she'll get her revenge.
JustAnotherDickInTheWall
I'd gladly live under that rock.
AltOrc
I think you should start off on a clean slate. But this time dont take it for granite. That is all for my sediment. http://i.imgur.com/Usquq
AnExcellentRectangle
Just wait until you've licked rock bottom.
lightbuster
eat it
duriancrumble
I knew the moment that i slapped this statue that i had hit rock bottom on the ass?!?!
killlatwix
Weeping Angels have changed tactics...
Sh4rKSe7eN
Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
Silvercypher
I'm tired of magazines - that say flesh butts are the thing." lol jk
EverNotRelevant
Concrete proof of op's depravity
AnykindofTacos
https://imgur.com/jBGFPko
autopia
This just makes me realize slapping a manikin's ass isn't as low as it gets; that's only plastic bottom.
AlanRodriguezSz
Violeteyes80
How her head and hair... probably bust is covered... but not the derrière
theheroimgurdoesntdeserve
Legend has it that she has a pet beaver but you have to see the front of the statue to see it
ayeeeeewweww
That's pretty stone cold
DxJGM
Seriously? That's a nice ass. I would of had touched it too. It's so lively
TotallyTrustworthyInternetPerson
How long ago, OP? It could be outside the statue of limitations.
jmeyers1983
I can't remember the movie or tv show that had this as a joke. Something tells me it was Joey on Friends, but I'm not sure
IamJustinSane
No, it was Seinfeld. Kramer thought it was an actual statue of limitations, while Jerry tries to explain that it's statute.
jmeyers1983
That's right!
Raglefant
In certain states that qualifies as statuetory rape
TheLDMan
RIP Malphite
CommentRick
Get out
cgiovanni15
rock solid comment
RiverBear
You better look up the statute of limitations on that.
WizardParty
The prosecution will have a solid case to work with
richincleve
dingofdong
Read this comment, scrolled on, then came back to upvote
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Best comment this week!
TotallyTrustworthyInternetPerson
WINNER
RigorMortis76
In other states it's called romancing the stone.
Musathiefe
DrClaww
lordkickass
That's an exceptionally gneiss ass
GneissPags
Not gneiss obvs but clever use of geology words.
bradthegeek
Don't be schisty
GneissPags
Bradthegeek, I like your style!
GneissPags
And I'm def not schisty but gneiss, hence my name. I could cause orogenies w my gneissness.
bradthegeek
Of quartz you are gneiss. I just have an apatite for geeky puns. I shale see myself out.
GneissPags
Damn, child! Good job!
NeverCast
Glad i unfolded the comments for this gem.