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Jan 2, 2017 7:55 PM
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NotAnotherDeadGorilla
Am i the only one reacting to the fact that their phones got taken? Last time i checked i could afford a burger, but not a new phone
Leozas
Citation please
edestlin
IMHO #3 is not worth it for the $8. This coming from a guy who once rode into a drive-in movie in the car trunk with a hottie.
Buttholesandsewingneedles
Nail candles, a hipsters dream gift.
ChefBreadstick
#2 is accurate, I still remember the first time I saw Ms. Johnson
bakingPretzels
El Chapo doesnt seem that bad of a guy
behrditz
the pop song one is no longer true. The top 10 list is all songs from the past 5 years, because they are specifically constructed to be.
Ryykur
Booth stuffing, so hot right now.
Ernlyherp
No wonder ny wifes memory is s much better than mine...
RedshirtRonSwanson
Of course that guy lives in Portland.. Also, I didn't understand the phone part in the El Chapo one, why did he do that?
sarzaya
To call people Bill Murray style (no one will believe you)? So no photos would be taken? Identity theft? Because he could?
Beckinpdx
#7 does a lot more than just Darth Vader https://www.facebook.com/theunipiper/?fref=ts
Schnickschnak
How to snooze 1634
apercent
"facts"
largehadroncollisions
You can tell they're true because they say "according to research"
StorageWarsGuy
MaryTylerDintyMoore
#6 is called the COWS test in ophthalmology (cold/opposite/warm/same) for nystagmus. Best to have a trashcan ready-puke WILL happen.
ThePepeSilviaConspiracy
Some lucky worker gets to put the fart hoses in all the cows every morning.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Talk about a shitty job
ChipWallace
No, that's the guy that removes them at the end of the day.
kmac64
CinderBlockz
is el chapo chaotic good?
ayymamacita
From what I've seen and heard hes pretty fukin wicked
Nobody7713
Jacxy
Probably safer than planking on a balcony
Ryykur
Elephants must have some really dirty minds!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Fun Fact: Cow burps have more methane than their farts.
Robbann
so are those cows going all day with a tube up their rectum?
Zahnradfee
No. The tube goes through a hole in their flank directly into their stomach.
DICKNIPPLESGALORE
That phone booth to the left is the record for my college, St. Mary's College of CA.
sarzaya
I went there too! Integral major '99. We can see the chapel in the background.
DICKNIPPLESGALORE
Nice! I graduated 2012! When I saw the picture, I was so surprised
sarzaya
Crazy how small the world is.
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
Please don't lie down in phone booths today, I've seen people use them for toilets
srslydude
I'm pretty sure gelatin isn't made from that anymore.
Red5689
I would like to invest in a methane backpack for my boyfriend
gratuitousarp
I'll send you guys a full one, I'm sure your boyfriend will love it
kustomkirk
Priceless!
ladeedahh
Same lolol
greatwhite67
You can buy underwear with a charcoal strip down the middle that neutralizes toot odors.
TroyKapalczynski
I did because I fly a lot. They work.
LMabee
xboobookittiex86
justagamerhere
Ashley?
Imademyselfsquirtle
No it's Becky
Annkas
I think you might be on to something...
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I could use 1 for myself, too. :/
thatprickleypear
Jello is the state dessert of Utah.
SunnyDbag
Vanilla ice cream comes in close 2nd...Amirite?
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
Crazy Mormons have all the fun.
jessenator
Um, i think you mean funeral potatoes.
IWantToMakeAThemeAccountLikePorridgeOrCeraOrTinyOctopus
I went to an Idahoan friends house for dinner and had them and they were amazing!!! Im from virginia and never had heard of them.
BunniesinProfile
Only in Utah are funeral potatoes a thing, if not Golden Corral
Juicemaloose
I think everywhere else they just call them cheesy potatoes.
ExoticFister
And here in Utah, green jello is considered a fruit
Tilloucifer
Maybe by the same people who believe in the Mormon gospel, but anybody who buys into that shit is basically special needs anyway, so meh..
jmeyers1983
You really think people believe that?
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
apparently he/she/it/they/attack helicopter does.
justlurkingmovealong
And when I collect my farts it's "disgusting".
gratuitousarp
How do you collect them? You need to cut a hole in your stomach, insert a tube, and walk around wearing your fart tank like a normal person.
justlurkingmovealong
Nah that would be weird. I just duct taped a funnel to my ass and connected a tube to a plastic milk carton
naytorin
Incendiary suicide cows.
CorneliusCornwall
My immediate thought!
IRememberLarryInAlbuquerque
How was this not a Serious Sam enemy?
vader300
But remember, there IS NO cow level
iAintNoSynthDammit
Leads to a place that does not exist. The Burning Hells are not responsible for events that transpire there. If you claim to have been to
iAintNoSynthDammit
this place, you will be called a liar. Void where prohibited.
StrawberryJuice
Hate to be that guy but the majority of methane from cows is burped/belched out, not farted.
sarzaya
Maybe easier to block the back hole instead of the front.
Zahnradfee
That's why the backpacks have a tube that goes directly into the stomach. Yeah, they cut a hole into the cow. It's horrifying.
rainbowjo
Jesus fucking Christ that's evil. We could eat less meat, but instead opt for cutting holes in them and strapping bags to them? Fuck.
Zahnradfee
I agree with you.
rainbowjo
The world is a shit show, isn't it?
Zahnradfee
Indeed. :(