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Jun 1, 2018 7:56 AM
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TheGoldRhodiumEagle
BIBLICAL wrath of POSEIDON
wildfrontierking
Fine and dandy
Adunadain
Go up to the library! 4th floor Senate House!
Monfreid
I said "Oh Lord Jesus it's a flood!"
DrumNGun
Poseidon thwarted
wpurple
Now we know where to go to see curated Fines and Dandys
ilavalamp
Caligula had the right idea.
mynameislinknotzelda
books gotta reproduce. https://imgur.com/w47SlEd
FloodingWaters
oh sure, when a family goes to the museum it's wholesome, but when I go it's "a natural disaster" and "the wrath of the gods".
booploop
Not to be confused with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institute_for_Historical_Review
LordBarringtonBunks
In England, "a bit wet" means "utterly destroyed".
nomunnywunnytilugetthebunnyhunny
Dandy
pre1989
Do you have a virgin handy?
jackjacjax
EarthAnimalArmy
I see Percy Jackson is at it again
itmightbeamemorableday
You would think they would have had a book that would have predicted this.
JHawke
They probably did, but someone interpreted it as 5 years from now.
IWishIHadASoul
Wutsgood1212
Alright, now, which of you heretics has offended Posidon?
VelociTrapLord
Poseidon? Send for the man
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zFUBARz
Man I love those movable library shelves, death traps that they are.
PacomeDeCardognac
I actually worked with them, and they have locks that you always flip to secure the shelf before entering to retrieve books.
zFUBARz
I know, I have too, but my schools reference library was built in the 60's and a lot of those locks didn't work/kids never engaged them.
PacomeDeCardognac
well, something has to go into the library jam pots that they sell at the open day fair.
peachflower
244 points, 11.000 views, 3 hours ago, on the front page, only 7 comments... whats happening?
agmlego
Probably from reddit
ArchangelTitus
Reddit lol imgur is the hosting site for the media and shit that goes there. They see it on reddit and don't bother to come to the site to
ArchangelTitus
upvote it.
peachflower
ohh I see, I was confused because lately all images on the frontpage seem to be like that
DaisyfromDownunder
Surely the Flat Earth protect us from flooding.
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
The earth is not flat! It's a huge ball of ice so that it just appears flat to us.
StormBurnX
Flat earth would just flood the entire earth before it ran off the edges, round earth would have it all just drip off the bottom. /s
Snooj
No, there's a giant wall of ice around the perimeter. We'd all still die.
Tywinning
What if the wall of ice melts? Then it'd all drain off and those who didn't drown would be fine
Snooj
Melts? You must be one of those Discal Warming conspiracy theorists.
iamkyleh
If we all move to one side we can just pour it out!
ODSTsRule
Dont be a fool! What if we go to far and all fall over!
kelots
Does a flat earth spin like a flipped coin? Or direct with elephants and turtles involved
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
To the window! To the wall!!!
Pyronixcore
That's foolish, just dig a hole
RPGFabi98
To the side where we are...
ShutUpSarah
...drowning.
AyAyRonn
You're complicating things by making Earth a 3-D cylinder. Just treat it is an infinitesimally thin disk and it all makes sense.
somepersondoingsomethings
Everybody hold your breath!
MultiNonymous
Two each for most of the books, but seven of each for the cook books.
OneNameHere
Ha! If the Earth is round, all the water will just fall off the ball!
OneNameHere
- said a mental patient.
toriapinklotus
This is very clever!
SmarmyHamster
Subtle.
InsufferablePedant
It blows my mind how many people don't know the Bible says two each for some animals, seven each of others.
Halinspark
In fairness, you can't even get most Christians to actually read it, let alone everybody else.
DrakeRamorayMD
But isn’t that... too many cooks?
TheDarkNerd
Not really. It takes a lot to make a stew.
8bitin4k
Rip42
Ya, but they're british cook books. Zero is probably fine.
LasciviousHedgehog
Untrue we have two cookbooks Vol 1: boil, Vol 2: deep fry
swedeonamoose
dont forget the all important Vol 3: ready made meals for your microwave
StarkRG
Volume 6: Invade other countries, steal their food.
Rip42
I'm not saying brits don't have cookbooks. I'm just saying they shouldn't be saved/consulted. You also forgot volume 3: vinegar.
whatbuttondoipush
Vol 4; Proper Tea Making, Just in case the British Isles get hit by a meteor and India and China are unavailable
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
What about the forbidden volume 3: flavour?
LasciviousHedgehog
need special permission to see that one
ksilverful
Is this a reference to something?
calcifear
… the Bible? It wasn't just two of every animal, after all
ksilverful
Specifically the 7 cook books part. I don't get that part.
kozytartan
The ark had seven of each type of animal that was used for eating.
ksilverful
Ah! Thank you for the explanation. I'd only ever heard the 2x2 part.
theoutlawedwoman
Ahhh, clever
gatharen
So they are like rhinoceros and platypus? Metal!