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Dawn has broken in the east. The Pippin is at his food bowl. It is time for bread.
So far, I've managed pretty well.
Love these short vignettes.
"Yes."
Yeah, but that club would decapitate a horse, so there's that...
@kaeldra will like this one.
Seems legit.
All the time.
Haven't gotten this far yet, though I've thought about it.
The dream.
We're still not sure.
Yup, all those statues were originally painted.
Also an Orthodox thing.
Yeaaaaaaaaah. This is me now.
An exceedingly rare Dune and Colombo crossover.
It's what I do.
Oh Rasputin.
Occasional mood.
Star nosed voles are fun.
Just American Things.
Technically, more than just white Europeans where complicit in the slave trade: some African Kingdoms were as well, as in scenarios like the above.
Pippin tax! He likes to snuggle in my shirt when it's cold.
Today's message from Pippin: "Beep. I love you. It's okay. Beep-boop. Reep. Reeep? Phweee."
Be good to yourself today, take your medicines and hormones and goodies, and drink some water. Take a hot shower and soak. You can survive today, you only have to live it once.
porcubot
#4 some dude quit his job before he finished, went for a sandwich, and saw an opportunity...
Hutchy01
#24 Leman, this is why people keep calling you a furry.
mudstew
Had a hot shower last night finally and it was perfect. Clean hair, clean ass. Now I have to get myself to take the vitamins.
RainOubliette
#29 I’m glad I just got fat as I aged not conservative.
captaingeerex
#46 Or the slight alternative: “accept and let go.” Similar end goal, much more empowering.
shotty814
EggFooYung
#42 Face it, Shaggy's probably read the whole writings of Marx whilst high and actually understood it. BTW which Scooby Doo is this?
Totallyscrewedinaustin
#23 as a former Catholic, can confirm. Grandma had the giant poster of all the saints, so we could pray to the right one for whatever it was
Thrudhkyn
#33 Thank you for your service! Those rocks look slippery, the water looks cold.
DivisionIsTheRootOfEvil
#47 supposedly the Arabs started the African slave trade, but once the economy was in place, any evil person of any ethnicity could play. If
DivisionIsTheRootOfEvil
one wants to assign extra blame to one particular group of dead people (an odd hobby) the buyers of slaves seem like a reasonable target.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
#10 that's what sex is, virgin.
DataDewDrop
#18 Ita - it is so, yes
zorlonjones
#3 I found a few cafes named time, there's one in Atlanta, but none of them had clocks on the walls. Disappointing.
justaguyinthebackrow
Are you sure they weren't named Tim E.?
kaeldra
#23 how the fuck you gonna tag me on the other meme and not this one. It's perfect.
CloudsandRainandSunandWind
You are obviously a person if culture and great taste!
BijouGreenBirdie
Spot on.
tychog99
#29 only reason *they* did is cause lead poisoning and the wealth they gained from having the odds stacked in their favour. We have neither
Totallyscrewedinaustin
#2 hey! The end is near! And then on to the next challenge- November!
redsmerf
#12 My experience with online dating: Bot, bot, bot, bo- oh a match! And a message! "Eww" *blocked* ...the fuck was that for?
LeighCosmosVillain
I stole a lot from this one.
thescyllaandcharybdis
If you really wanna know how it started we gotta go to the congress of Vienna, which takes us to the treaty of Pressburg, but now I gotta
thescyllaandcharybdis
Bring up the first and second Italian campaigns which makes me talk about the French Revolution, you know what it all started w/ t Big Bang
johnnyboy1996
Rasputin probably didn't even heal the little shitass, he prolly just got the doctors to stop plying the hemophiliac with blood thinners
kaeldra
#17 infuriating.
captaingeerex
#29 If by more conservative you mean more concerned with conservation of our natural habitats and our environment, than yes.
AssDewlap
#50 Dude, be told: you are super cute. You look so much like my husband that I do a double take every time you post your pic.
CodyBurkett
Awww, thank you!
Smugglemesunshine
a kind face
BijouGreenBirdie
#28 I'm watching the World Series only because there are currently too many people for Cosmic. I passed this around the table, and now 1/2
BijouGreenBirdie
we're all cry-laughing, and I can't breathe. Extremely well done on so many levels. 2/2
TheInternetDweller
#33 in college my friends and I made up a religion called the Memestream. It is unhealthy to fully immerse yourself, but a toe dip is good
TheInternetDweller
The Memestream is a metaphorical river that gives life to all us Internet Dwellers. It perpetually flows down from the Holy Mountain
TheInternetDweller
The religion's leader is called the Dope. But the Dope is also metaphorical and changes from person to person.
jherazob
TheInternetDweller
You, @OP , are the Dope for many!
bonessasan
#10 Well, there was that one time when I was 15 and was riding an ATV by myself on the Mogollon Rim and it overheated & wouldn't restart...
CodyBurkett
The Mogellon Rim is full of Forbidden Knowledge.
CodyBurkett
Damn it. Mogollon. Stupid keyboard.
kaitco1984
#18 Ha! TIL: https://latin.stackexchange.com/questions/3016/why-doesnt-latin-have-words-for-yes-and-no
PosthumousExile
And here I thought I was so smart typing yes into Google translate.
KalliJ
same
tychog99
#16 you're forgetting disease, Timmy got eaten by a wolf yesterday, when will the prey return, oh god a mammoth trampled camp, we're doomed!
redsmerf
Right? Just go camping for a week, jeez
tychog99
To be entirely fair camping is rspidly becoming more expensive because once again rich people see a pior people hobby and start doing it
tychog99
To feel more human again and because it's "cute and bohemian" whoch attractes opportunistic pigs who then commodify and privatise all of it
tychog99
To the point that it ain't even camping anymore and then the hobby dies forever and nobody camps anymore
GeneralWho
Yeah, #16 was especially dumb; hey let's look at the stars and freeze to death, starving, while my broken leg never heals quite properly.
EverNotRelevant
No one said all the vibes were good.
GeneralWho
Capitalism and modern living have their fair share of hardships and sucky bits. But don't pretend our overall quality of life is worse now.
gryphoemia
some of us prefer our suffering analog, is all.
IdiotSavantTinker
#35 "The bad guy reaches all the way to the ground"
Nichols3
I don't care for the idea of dwarfs having less mass than a human. Oughta be 5ft cubed, entire species comprised of absolute units.
eadanke
Nichols3
Hell yeah
AkuTheShapeShiftingMasterOfDarkness
#47 is going to get swarms of angry people.
jackwagon311
However,
AkuTheShapeShiftingMasterOfDarkness
Oh, not disputing that it's accurate. Just pointing out that swarms may descend to stamp out whatever doesn't fit a political narritive.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
While it may be accurate, the end result was the same, overwhelmingly perpetuated by white ppl, & no less awful. Disappointed to see it here
MinimumContributor
Greatly increased due to ships/more routes and vastly expanding plantations and farms in the “new”world
AkuTheShapeShiftingMasterOfDarkness
Thr swarms are here~
hedbangr
Yes, because not all slavery was equal. Slavery in the Americas was generally a much, much worse experience than slavery in Africa.
WarKittyKat
Europeans also encouraged african wars and slave raiding by making it the only way to keep up with your neigbors on weapons.
hedbangr
https://ldhi.library.cofc.edu/exhibits/show/africanpassageslowcountryadapt/introductionatlanticworld/slaverybeforetrade
AkuTheShapeShiftingMasterOfDarkness
This is true as well. It was horrible all around.
MinimumContributor
Anyone considered a slave in this region before the trans-Atlantic trade had a greater chance of becoming free within a lifetime; 1/2
MinimumContributor
legal rights were generally not defined by racial categories; and an enslaved person was not always permanently separated from 2/3
MinimumContributor
biological family networks or familiar home landscapes. 3/3