mrkilltrocity
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Sep 22, 2017 1:47 AM
mrkilltrocity
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crimsonghost1
Yeah, you're gonna twist your dick off. Post pics.
MoJoJoJoisMojojojo
Vykoz
Instructions unclear, got clit caught it pedestal fan
pupperooskis
Your mom would be proud
azgrak
Rule 34 I know applies but I'm hesitant to look. It's like when I looked up Krockodile, huge mistake, HUGE!!
lazysombrero
Dicks gonna hit the fan yo!
sharkhasfangs
Youwillwanttothankmelater
mrkilltrocity
Exactly
RedFortuna
Gonna rip your dick off, or fuck you better than any other person will ever be able. Either way, shine on, you crazy, dickless diamond.
gerthzilla
Hahaha, gold .pretty sure most diamonds don't have dicks though
TrigglypuffIsMyBabyMomma
That fan has a weird smile.
Davrem
It's got a purdy mouth
NotZenyatta
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StrapNasty
OffensiveAndInsultingComments
gerthzilla
This would be a good upvote gif
RogerG
OP got his first GF
Eunoterp
Oh, this is gonna go well.
Munchman347
Doctor, 'I haven't seen a penile torsion case like this since some idiot hooked a fleshlight to a fan!'...
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
Put...put your dick in it
RanOutofWit
Came here for this. Leaving happy. +1
Obnoxor
Process pics or it didn't happen
Courier87
jacblake
Darwinism Porn
trippintherift
Fuckin fanboys
Retrospektic
Greatest orgasm ever, or certain agonizing death. I've never seen such a wide spectrum of possibilities.
DoomSkuller
Both, at the same time.
DuncanGoNuts
U really not going to die from a contorted dick!
Retrospektic
Tell that to a male
IAmJustAFigment
Potatodick9000
What? I've always only seen the high fps one.
KLANTIFA
Yallgotanymoreofthemframes.jpg
comodin
Zoroasterisk
It would make more sense to rig a blade up to a lever that turns rotation into push/pull, like the bars over train wheels. that way, the >
Zoroasterisk
fan is moving the fleshlight back and fourth instead of just rapidly rotating it around the dick.
Alexander717
Pretty sure this is how to make a unich 101
TheGhostofLouReed
Eunuch. But close enuf.
Alexander717
AUTO CORRECT DIDN'T GIVE ME AN OPTION! XD And I don't go looking up eunuch's often enough to know how to spell it.
bzort
Ya might consider using Mobil1 for this.
tw0B
i was thinking the same thing, maybe castrol or motul 10w40
ThunderGoose404
Im a fan of experimental masturbation.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
A mind-blowing experience?
Paperbagman5
And that's an experimental masturbation fan!
InsatiableTart
Oscillating?
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
This needs more points.
Defhood
How else?
Riyakou
You sure the speed won't burn your dick off?
Kellomies
Thats why you should use ice power as lubricant
Efrendo
FacemanPeck
That's what the oil is for...
mrkilltrocity
#yolo
Brunevde
MOAR LUBE!!!! https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO ... just to be safe
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
Here's to hoping.
QuantumSupersexposition
Just make sure the oscillation function is off.
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Jokes on you. Burns would only happen with friction and my dick won't even touch the sides!
Zawayix
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
taco1910
Might start an unstoppable oil fire
SpringToMyWinter
mfrostenson53000
DivesFromWipeClub
I'm curious, did your dick die
dontsayretarded0itsgay
let me congratulate you on the cylindrical dick that's always perfectly horizontal
Anthonlee
vertical*?
dontsayretarded0itsgay
if it can be inserted sideways into a fan, it cant point towards the face
Anthonlee
Im thinking in a 2d sense which that makes me believe that you're commenting about a boner that bends upwards or downwards. Is that true?
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Only if lying on back.. then skyward