MetaSomma
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Take that, wife!
Feb 8, 2017 7:19 PM
MetaSomma
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Take that, wife!
m0wgli
I'll take things I thought up in my head that would sound good on the internet for 500, Alex.
defeatingOrange15
FierceAndAdorable
Was the number she gave you 867-5309? Or the police non-emergency # that's what my friends and I have to creepy old guys
shadowbannedforsomereason
You may have the cute girl but I have sex_lover15756945382238
Markodgt
Haha You got some God damn balls OP, keep it up my friend.
LittlePoseidon
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
I can't help but think you completely missed her point.
Wonderbeastlett
How did the wife respond?
beanerschnitzle
Is it a working number?
gjm147
I did something similar last week, ended up swapping numbers in line. The girl just ended up picking up her butchers order before me tho.
JadedWombat
Sounds like she overheard and felt bad for you, bro.
uowaep
This might be similar to erectile dysfunction. Wife just doesn't get you hard anymore. Same idea, different category.
BadPunsAplenty
Doesn't matter if this happened or not; it's intrinsically funny. I'd listen to me, I'm pre-med (Animal House paraphrase there).
jo3v
Of all the things that didnt happen... this didnt happen the most.
CadaverBredstic
yea, she didn't say that in hopes of being proved wrong
owlest
how did you ask? I need to know for reasons
Flashfire
Lmao silly OP, you can't date your daughter.
scandalinasmalltown
If this is true you're both assholes.
DiggerPlease
Settle down, he just got her number, no one was hurt here
andthenitfinallyhappenedtobetrue
Was it her hint at "I am seeing someone in your back"?
smeerkees87
Then would walk a way and whistle the song P.I.M.P from 50 cent..
ShoopDeDoop
No, you just showed her you have confidence and charm for other women.
crazyking050
Can I just ask how you asked her out?
Ninjainslippers
You can ask, but the answer will be fake just like the rest of this scenario.
Kamayak
Get devorced 101
snarkmeister
Your wife said that while in line at the store!? Your wife sounds like an asshole!
MetaSomma
She's just never one to hold her opinions in
thefood
italian women are feisty but be honest the sass was part of the reason you fell for her
mountainofpuppies
Did she take it in the intended fashion?
nudistpriest
That's called being an asshole.
yerd
No, it's not.
Youts
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Youts
Hahaha unheard of!
Vaflukongurin
If you really had confidence and charm you would have turned that into a threeway
CosplayComet
Now hold on... we haven't heard the rest of the story yet....
MetaSomma
I'll let you know how that turns out
Nebelwespe
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bubup
Sounds to me like your wife is unhappy
MetaSomma
She just thinks my job is killing me. Which it probably is. I'll fix that one way or another
DontHateMePlease
Is it fixed?
Thisthough
So you respond by flirting with other women. Classy.
JELLYCRUSHER
What's your job?
EitherImRightOrYoureWrong
Are sure?
nclu
Not many jobs worth dying for.
Vostronicle
This is called a shit test, and @op passed beautifully. She was really saying "I want to feel attracted to you, make that happen"
bubup
Why constantly have to prove it? Sounds like a dead end road.
Yeckle
take the red pill, my friend. you'll find out your path
Vostronicle
Amen brother
GucciWithSprinklesOnTop
More simply. Make your wife feel pretty. Source: my lady brain
Vostronicle
This is the female translation of what I said.
Vostronicle
Welcome to the downvote brigade! Haha
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Wife:
darkhavana0512
sweatyballs6389
I have a feeling this will be the meme for march
IAmBitch
What is this from?
IAmBitch
What is this from?
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
It's actually February now, but I think it might be March in Australia now though.
YourMumKnowsMe
I fucking wish. It's fucking 44c on Saturday here. March will signal relief.
andweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
So your ex-wife is single now?
MetaSomma
Trust me, you can't handle her. I'll save you the embarrassment ;)
gonzaletude
Big dick huh?
JJ2078
seems you couldn't handle her either.
JJ2078
seems you couldn't handle her either.
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KillerTofu69
Cuckadoodle doo!
MetaSomma
Nah just an Italian
BungusAmungus
Spaghetti and a meataballs
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
And you sound like a jealous little child
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
Cucking isn't, like, a bad thing
ErikaLight
What he say?
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
He said "you sound like a cuck..."
MetaSomma
Nah just an Italian
BungusAmungus
Mama mia
AllTheUsernamesILikeAreTaken
Well if he's got penne pasta with meatballs then I think he can handle her.
MetaSomma
Those meatballs better not touch the pasta. If you don't know what I'm talking about you should just go cry in a corner
Helpp
So hairy and yells alot. You got it. Can't handle.
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
a_lot
MetaSomma
Minus the hairy. This is the 21st century after all
CosplayComet
Please tell me this was in front of the wife....
DidntGetTheReference
repostalltheposts
He really must comfirm.
idkmanitskindadumb
This is how you prove a point .
josephericpineiro
please tell me the girl was over 12
josephericpineiro
That's the limit for how young right?
BuddyAboot
????
mhgrider
I do this all the time in front of my wife. Get turned down plenty but it's still fun. Would NEVER follow up.
MandorSawall
Because your wife reads Imgur
mhgrider
She has zero interest in this site
derpenstien
Probably why the girl in question gave him the number. She overheard this pity party and wanted to burn the wife.
ZacWasTaken
I would so play along
CosplayComet
Hell, if I overheard it, I'd give him MY number... and I'm a dude.
DwightSkittles
The real team player
MetaSomma
Right in front of her. And the girl didn't hear because she had only just walked around the corner.
bkkhk
He ded
seemetrollinh8in
What were the exact words you used? I need them, for reasons.
BramStocker
you are totally fucked up
Brutey
So this was some kind of Challenge, like, 'prove her wrong' kinda thing
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
this shows her you're desirable to other women. Good on you brotha
ptenopus
That'll learn her.
Duendes
Talk about a pyrrhic victory
Starkregen
Ohhh you re a dead man. you just dont know yet
bread1
YEAH YOU SHOW HER.
LlamaLingo
What was your wife's reaction?
CosplayComet
https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder34/61465034.jpg
madbydesign
Unity!
CosplayComet
Coooooold bloooooded
user563235
Mate, the girl overheard your conversation and decided that you would be the deed of the day. Enjoy and return the favor to 3 more people.
SarahYummers
She didn't notice your wife/your wedding band?
ArcaneM37
She was saying that she wants you to woo HER again. Her love tank is empty. It's your job to fill it, not ask out other chicks.
dragonsnappers
I saw this. Many moons ago
definitiveambivalence
Dude... you said love tank.. THAT'S MAH JAM! Love languages can change your f-ing life! with friends, family, anyone. I like you =-)
MetaSomma
Unless the action in question serves both purposes
CaptainGT
That doesn't fulfil both...
disinformatique
Threesome ayeooooo !!
TysonGoesOutside
eloquince
this trend is going nowhere good for the people of imgur
TheFakeYeezus
Best response of the year award goes to...
EnterTheMongoose
Just saw this gif two posts ago. Must be new.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Couple weeks now but it's gaining more traction recently.
DebarsieDey
At 420
mitsua
Oh if only more people could see this! lol
AbstractBettaFish
Foreshadowing...
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
When the comment within the comment within the comment has more upvotes than the original comment.
TysonGoesOutside
Im just a dude, pretending to be a dude whos acting as another dude.
AnElectrifyingMan
r333
Druidichawk19
Hey it's The High King!
AnElectrifyingMan
I nope you're not Ulfric in disguise
spatch1
Aj16
This was my legit reaction LOL
RodgerRodger
FullCrimsonic
This shit needs to stop. For just 2 days though, just did abs and you guys are killing me
TysonGoesOutside
FullCrimsonic
Fuck bro....
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
pixe1adrift
it's getting closer
MacroLoop
Kingman37
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hell0
How pissed was your wife
MetaSomma
She was quite turned on, actually
Zulkier
......are you poly?
FreckleFoxx
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
congrats on the threesome.
Mushroombat
Top kek m8
Coopernius
....it's your hand isn't it.
hell0
topshelfassistant
Did you hand the number to your wife?
MetaSomma
Put it in my phone. She has full access to my phone if she wants to check
rainbow404
Swingers
whatdoestheinternetthink
Organize a threesome
FreckleFoxx
Why did you keep it?
hardyblarg
This. I get doing that jokingly to prove a point, but saving it? That's just putting one foot out the door.
Tunaccat
Bruh... Like I get doing this because what your wife said was super rude, but keeping it? What you should've done is handed your phone 1
Tunaccat
2 to your wife after and told her to delete the girl's number, and then done something romantic for your wife.