Ukraine-related jokes dump

Mar 5, 2022 9:02 AM

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None of the Baltic States have any main battle tanks.

Bljyat.

And pushed Sweden/Finland towards NATO, and saved EU from dissolving, and speed up green energy programs, and convinced Sweden/Switzerland not to be so neutral etc.

Wait, don’t Adidas have factories IN Russia?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another Vaush Tweet on FP. Imgur is awakening.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 Take your upvote, you filthy animal!

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

#8 truth

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Yeah can't wait for Russia to collapse and large swathes end up being subsumed into China

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that last one got an actual out loud laugh out of me

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No joke. Germans are good at building war machines. Putin will regret this.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 The most serious sanction so far.

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#7

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how long before russia hacks john deer and all the tractors need 20k worth of spare parts and the fault codes cleared

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 Best reference in millennia.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

£1 = 164.05 Rubles as of today 5th March

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NGL, the thought of a now-on-the-right-side German army just steamrolling the Russians in Ukraine makes me smile. Redemption arc, let's go!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#8

4 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Not in this particular outfit, but german soldiers are very fucking welcome in my country right now. I like my, now civilised, neighbours.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hitler in hell is so confused and angry right now

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Shocker, all you have to do is not be a massive cunt, and people are fine with working with you.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Saved EU from dissolving"? That wasn't happening.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've heard that France has been getting increasingly more dissatisfied with the whole EU thing.

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It's...complicated. Sure, post-Brexit, there's very little further dissolution going on, but the current situation is strengthening bonds.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you look at the situation in long term (10..20 years), that was a real possibility.

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Notice adidas only banned track-suits. They didn’t want to hurt their NHL jersey sales with Ovechkin being their top seller & Kaprizov rise.

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

You think all those tracksuits in Russia were bought from Adidas? And are legit?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're assuming that anything with an Adidas logo in Russia was ever actually made by Adidas in the first place.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not all products it seems.. "Adidas said it is suspending its partnership with the Russian Football Union, effective immediately."

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Given how specific it is, I doubt it's true to begin with though.

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

The font's wrong. It's not a tweet at all.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There's no tweet even close to this meme on their account, so I'm with you on that doubt

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The gas, oil and coal are still coming in and ARE being paid for. And that's not a joke.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's kept so they can escalate sanctions if need be (Putin going nuclear or occupying Ukraine). Need something more to hurt him

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Biden doesn't want to stop the russian oil coming in because it will cause gas prices to skyrocket and he wants to get relected

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully they get paid in Rubel ... 8-D

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the amounts is comically nothing. especially as the money they do get is worthless until sanctions are liften

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As far as I understood the banks handling this money are still in SWIFT.

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these are not regular bank tranfsers.

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I doubt the Russians would still supply fuel if they couldn't use the money they got for it.

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