How about a small Music Theory Meme Dump?

May 20, 2017 4:48 PM

Behola

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTEFKFiXSx4

Chopin watched his student play his composition The kid freaked out when a string broke. Chopin said "FUCK YEAH! You get it!" (paraphrasing)

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That meme about the music levels made me realize why I hesitate to speak about my music tastes to normal people... somewhere in 5 and ∞ XD

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Had one of those 24 fortes as a percussionist. Best thing was it was on a gong part. Pretty much use the mallet like a baseball bat.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am by no means a musician, but I know enough to slightly talk about music and this is golden.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Anyone who hasn't seen ppp or pppp hasn't played a lot of music

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Modes make so much more sense now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ffff: Fortissississimo...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They disabled audio on a song that literally involves not playing any music. John Cage probably loves it.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I mean IIRC he wrote it because he loved how performances change slightly depending on venue, so it's not unlikely. (assuming he's alive)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if your ringtone is actual music what happens then?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: violins and violas are the same size, it's just that violists' heads are much smaller than those of violinists.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's very rare to see posts about music memes. As a musician, thank you <3

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an actual rocket scientist. I have never heard the phrase "it's not music theory."

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ʲᵒᵏᵉ

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Well, it's not rocket science.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Gabber is love, Gabber is life.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coolest part about playing oboe is making the reeds. And carrying a wicked sharp knife

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

14 years of practicing piano made me enjoy very much that dump. I knew it would serve me right someday !!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Any composer who writes more than three f's or p's at once is a hack. Any musician whose reaction is "how about I don't play" is also a hack

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mahler, Tchaikovsky etc etc... it's all relative, if you've used mf, f, ff and fff and you want it louder what else is next?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because of the different levels of music picture, I looked up a video of every Tool song at once. It's terrifying

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh God why

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude that sounds amazing

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not. https://youtu.be/8z3oEDhnH3g

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are right, I stand corrected lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even play an instrument I have no idea why I'm here

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I take my guitar to get restrung because I'm lazy as fuck and I also have them clean it and give it a look over, adjust the truss rod, etc.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No shame in not doing it yourself if you have the money and inclination to get it done somewhere else.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently my musical tastes make me "that guy/disattached from social dogma". :/

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

What's the deal with the 4'33 one

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For lazier folks, the 4'33 piece is 4 minutes 33 seconds of silence. Moern art.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the very important fact that it is in three movements, and each one is very carefully timed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And to be the music nerd, it's technically the sound of all ambient noise in the place that it is being "performed"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4.0 feet is approx. 6.86 Bananas. (beep boop ima bot)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trolling in musical form.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn you! The Alto clef is a valued member of the musical community!!

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us! Which is why we will always have a job :D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I regret to inform you that without a staff, that is just a C Clef, not an alto clef.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Solid dump. You had me at Aeolians.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#14 https://youtu.be/nj6R38p_MaM

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a science experiment that's pretty cool.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This one time at band camp...

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you stuck a flute up your...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[ C O L O S S A L F O G H O R N N O I S E ] #TEAMTUBA

8 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 1

*RRRRRRRHUMPH!!*

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#teamtuba

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont even understand much about music but that line alone made my brother think i was retarded, because i was laughing so hard

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I did my rounds with the clarinet family. When I played contrabass, I sat next to the tubas and trombone players. Y'all on drugs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We learned it by watching you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo tuba players unite!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let's goooooo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need more of these!!! MOAR.

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah! I miss my music nerd days

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a musician who needs to brush up on his theory a little bit, I actually have never seen that symbol "used by aliens" anywhere... Explain?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's a C Clef, not just an alto clef. You see it in choral music, and violas, cellos, basses, bassoons, and trombones use it frequently.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alto clef. I've only seen it used for choral parts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

it's mostly used for violas

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The clef used by bigger-violin players

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Alto clef

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Expanding here, used almost exclusively for violas. Source: b̶u̶t̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶r̶c̶h̶e̶s̶t̶r̶a̶ ̶j̶o̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ violist.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Makes more sense now. I've only had to dive into the world of bass clef and treble clef; never explored being that. Isn't there a 4th clef?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After quick research I found I was mistaken. For some reason I thought I've heard the idea of there being a "Soprano Clef." Bamboozled again

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe the alto clef can move on the sheet depending on the instrument.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

C-clef is the name of the design, because it marks C. If you put it bang in the middle, it's called alto clef.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I may be wrong but I always thought dynamics were relative to the piece. So fff and p could theoretically be the "same" in different pieces.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

You're not wrong. Piano in Whitacre's "Lux Aurumque" and piano in a Sousa march are two different pianos. (dynamics here, not instruments)

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Piano isn't always 90 decibels or anything. Different dynamics are relative to each other (mf is a little louder than piano, ff is a lot)...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And then you apply that scale (pp to ff usually) to whatever piece you're playing - style, instrumentation, and context always matter.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dynamics definitely aren't relative to the piece. They're guidelines to help the musicians to figure out the loudness of the piece.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 11

Note lengths are relative to the tempo though.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

You definitely over-generalised it. My orchestral and wind quintet pianos are very, VERY different, and with good reason.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dynamics are relative to whoever wrote the piece in my opinion. You have to infer what they meant by the dynamic and just try and fit with

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The piece. I am a percussionist though, so my point of view may be a little different

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotcha. I guess I just wondered if there was a set scale for dynamics. So could one musician's forte be equivalent to another's fortissimo?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not so much the "loudness of the piece" as it is how your part fits in. Percussionists see pppp and ffff all the time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can say that the loudness differs from instrument to instrument, but in an ensemble the loudness has to be the same.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're a solo instrument it can differ a lot from musicican to musician though, since the music is much more open to interpretation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0