MaximuSmuggler
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Jan 14, 2018 11:52 AM
MaximuSmuggler
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LiterallyYourMom
Uh huh huh huh huh. Heh heh m heh heh.
Dunes8
BuckeyeRandy
I've been to knobs and knockers, it's in Dublin
blaueswunder18
+1 for Gaius Baltar
MaximuSmuggler
You're the first to recognize him
Getty13
What's the third to last one?
LordDebuchan
Hot chick. Not hot dude. Nice car. He has money. She's hot. So he's happy.
bog015
Serious? Dude not ugly though. And she’s not all that
PirateMath
Boobs and comedy. +1.
smellyboots
Holy shit I know that last girl. I remember her posting that picture like 15 years ago on a forum. That's crazy.
beerandfireworks
SooperDuke
Karl for president!!
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
Got a head like a fucking orange.
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
Mikstrix
Blue ball Inn is called it because back in the day people who rode horse and cart were dumb af and couldn't read, hence the blue ball
Mikstrix
Which was used to indicate a pub
Phesto
Cornflakes91
the last one seems like a challenge
Tiggr
What does it say? I can't seem to make out the words...
Cornflakes91
"masturbation impairs your sight"
dthvn
You mean the reading, or the getting laid part?
Cornflakes91
gettin laid. maybe its also a relief offer
OtterlyMagnificent
It's not hard to read
dachicken
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bigredfiretruk
Doesn't this weather just make you want to shove eels up my ass?
YouHadMeAtAsian
Seems like need to get laid....
IllegalDuckling
Mrpeebody
Its called a cockshot
ralph2sam
Dude equipped his penis with a scope?
gintokityrell
Who is that
ForrestIndustries
You try to play twister in that shower, you gonna die.
antonPmatt
AwfulGod
It appears I need to get laid...
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
You are at imgur, we all need to get laid, even the women.
Blizzfanman
I do agree with the first one , smiles beat duckface.
xXGeko1Xx
#1 yes... boobs trumps everything
JiffyDealer
“Why do these gym creeps keep staring at me”
metalfoto
Anyway, she's a keeper
MirtoLegrand
^ this
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
Great contribution to the thread
MikeShots
But does she swallow ?
JiffyDealer
I’m sure she swallows protein shakes after every workout
Trumpisms
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Trumpisms
Another quality @EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername post!
DonkeyOD
I'll pass on the jerk...what else you got?
JiffyDealer
The menu is clearly labeled.
YeahSoYeahSo
She may be one of the few that knows the first step to a good jerk sesh is to put it in her mouth...
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
CanadianDegen
So I understand the underlying joke here but what is this actually supposed to mean?
StuffedPenguinWithNoName
They’re different lift techniques with weights
zolcome
A clean and jerk, and a snatch are all Olympic lifts. So it's just types of workouts.
lazyarmadillo
Crossfit has made the Olympic lifts (power clean, power clean and jerk, and snatch) much more mainstream, they’re exercises
NotInLimboAnymore
What it says on the shirt doesn't matter, it's what's underneath that counts.
Hurairahisacat
Her penis?
dachicken
Probably handled more than I have & mine came pre-installed.
perfecteye18
Yes, it benches 350
ruferto
you only need to be able to do 1 cock pushup
idpassr
#27 is from http://www.tshirthell.com/whores.shtml
LeeroyTheBird
Good post, thanks @OP
MaximuSmuggler
You welcome
Kamocolypse
First girl is Hailey Leigh
iJustWannaTALK
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becausewhynotchoosethisrandomname
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OverlyOptimisticGuy
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anzitus
Thank You.
Speedie117
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getotterhere
HeldCaptiveByJeffGoldblum
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UrbanNinja
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Ohio
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GodIHopeThisKidneyStonePassesSoon
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thisistotallynotausername
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Zeroforwinger
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105tb0y773
8======D????????????
FreelanceSpermDonor
Lesson learned. Took me 30 min of fumbling around to find her name, instead of a few seconds scrolling down. I dummy. She do (a little).
PhilTheGoron
PowerRangerRed
PhilTheGoron
APackOfExcitedGingers
Da real MVP
Accidentalanal
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MopeyBartokomous
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Only1Steets
InorogulCelVerdePraz
Tes
bearzerk
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wetfeetanddrysocks
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onecowboytoo
What is #24 from?
killlface
I think battle star Galactica
onecowboytoo
Thanks
xforce242
Is that a window in the twister shower?
BreadyStinellis
Windows in showers are pretty common where i live. Most left over from the conversion from bath to shower over tub. As long as they're vinyl
BreadyStinellis
Or glass block and are caulked correctly they're fine.
Flexster74
Guess i really need to get laid :(
dweadpiewitwobbits
Poor thing. By the way do you have any idea what it says on that t-shirt?
Sirflint
MyKidIsAsleepAndImBored
I'm a father and I could read that... MY WIFE LIED TO ME!
Wizardicus
Just tell her she should help with that.
PossiblyJewish
SAME
o4kill
So… she going to help?
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
I feel like people that can't probably shouldn't get laid.
TheFinalDoctor
Only statement concerning the post....Don't fuck with me Hotaru! DO YOU PLAY POKEMON?
i0jofjio4fh942
I dont get why reading that would be hard to do in the first place.. human brains recognize similairities and patterns on their own. <1
i0jofjio4fh942
2> and if it wasnt meant to be read why wear it. if anything it allows people to check out her chest
IdeaOfLove
Yes. More like, "If you spend more than 10 seconds reading this, you probably want to get laid, by me."
TittySprinklesNarratedByMorganFreeman5
But by that logic so does she
Pappy55
I would
NizDl1k09FSz6jQeGMChdBLeUitegrqjGnThPnbRwM
Who says she knows what it says on her shirt? (Just like some in Asia shirts with random English on them)
AmArschdieRaeuber
Or america people with random chinese on them. Aka Tattoos.
ZaeMillion
"Stupid American Tourist"
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
That picture is so old, she's probably in her 40s by now.
smellyboots
I remember who posted it and where in 2005. Fuckin crazy seeing something like that turn up from so long ago in a random image dump.
TK421isAFK
I remember posting it on the FP of SomeIdiot around 2003 or so, but we stole everybody's shit back then, hence the inspiration for the 1/2
TK421isAFK
site name: "Some idiot stole my pic/is stealing my bandwidth". We often just hotlinked someone else's image, and they would change it 2/3
TK421isAFK
when they found a lot of traffic coming from our site. Similar to Stile, Consumption Junction, EHOWA, etc. 3/3
catapulter
all your base are belong to us.
CephalopodLodge5
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
AbacusFinch
I want one