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Jun 25, 2016 6:06 AM
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Drhikari
#7 If clothes are casual, where is a birthday suit formal?
WoeToHice
Have an upvote. For science. You monster.
iamstobes
This is just a buzzfeed post...
Sher10ck
Didn't get #8 till i read it in my most mocking impression of an american accent
theysaidtherewouldbecats
"I'm disgusted by my ability to get this" We're all so impressed you passed high school chemistry...
Cooper1977
Frankly, the thought of a timeraptor is pretty terrifying.
koolkrap
2nerdy4me
fairybug
#10 took me a little too long to get.
TheLordHelix
I feel bad and amazing at the same time for understanding all of these
Kylari
I laugh-cried not because I understand all of these....but because so so many people don't.
Einsquared
Sending this one to all my programming friends
BlueSpaceLizard
http://content.lolspots.com/XZoabMwGz.gif
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Tumblr is a blight upon the Internet, it's users idiots flinging their ignorance like an ape with its shit. You still get +1 for the science
EdgelordPrime
And yet this site pilfers at least 30% of its content from them. It's a vicious cycle.
NitroBike
#1: You are matter. What a bunch of fucking retards.
sulfuratus
#9 Just wanted to add that I<3U
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
Fucking hell, WHY paste the inane comments along with the 'jokes'? "oh no I want to cry" PISS OFF
Shadow0mori
@BonerFart
pyrodice
Fucking timeraptors. Holy shit.
AvielMenter
Don't understand most of these comments. Anyone who graduated high school would understand all of these.
ShouTuckersGhost
Yeah, you see a lot of "nerd humor" on this site that's basically just "I said a word I heard in high school chemistry"
theysaidtherewouldbecats
Most nerd humor is like "and we'll just let that condenser CHILL over there!!!" and then the whole lab goes wild.
The701
#17: Sir Factant wondered why he was always the one who had to clean the table after meetings.
AlvFlinchba5
Yeah... just as ferocious as regular raptors, but prone to odd fashion affectations and regenerating upon death.
FatShitCat
Finally a dump I can sit alone in my room at midnight and laugh at because almost nobody I know will understand this. Wait..
wagnus
It's alright! Keep doing your thing!
PandaPants23
Don't worry, me too. I found all of these highly amusing.
Mihamix
I got all but the Barium one... anyone?
dardar2002
bury him = barium
Mihamix
Thank you, good Sir! :-)
dardar2002
You're welcome.
SiameseCitys
#12 is one I need explained.
dardar2002
the numerator is the top number in a fraction, the denominator is the bottom number and there is a line separating them.
SiameseCitys
Oh, yeah, I get that, but Cage has nothing Cage has nothing to do with it? I thought him or a movie of his were a math pun I didn't know.
dardar2002
I think he's the only a fraction of you will understand this.
nooj69
To be honest, Timeraptors sound fucking terrifying
SmacSBU
For real
EdgelordPrime
Yeah... just as ferocious as regular raptors, but prone to odd fashion affectations and regenerating upon death.
RedReddington
Sounds like something from Kung Fury.
UHOHHSomersaultJUMP
FUCK!
Triysle
#10 It's not a bug, it's a feature.
oftenanidiot
Thank you for doing the gods' work.
ImpactFPS
Thanks.
srsfaceI8C
I assume the driver works for Bethesda.
BlueSpaceLizard
He pre-ordered a Porsche...
SirFormidio
Oh man, thanks. That one stumped me.
HalfManHalfGin
Thanks. I didn't get it because it's called a Volkswagen Beetle here, not a Bug.
kduece909
Still don't get it?
LongTimeLurkerNowPostsOC
In 'Murica they call it the VW Bug, not the VW Beetle
ithinkchaos
Lol, you've obviously never had to work with software engineers. Lucky, ahole. :-P
SuckItBlue
In software development, when a bug is found right before deployment, often times it'll ship anyway and the response is as above.
TheRealRed5
Devs can't or won't take the time to fix their mistakes, so they tell management it's working as intended.
ItsCandleJack
Oh man #10... so many memories of beta testing.
Ronelyn
Professionsl test engineer. It's not just during betas! :(
HipHopSaint
I don't understand that one :/
ItsCandleJack
It's a bug, I mean a feature.
TheDevilsJester
In the UK that's a beetle, got really confused for a second then.
HipHopSaint
Ohhhh thanks. I'm not very tech savvy
JaromirAzarov
sf111
Upvoted the entire thing just for this shift joke
Zeal0tia
Blue-shifting?
LeSchoki
That's actually one of the only stickers I might consider putting on my car. I did not see it before and I love it.
SiameseCitys
This is hilarious. I have a friend that would like you to explain it though. I'm too busy laughing, because I totally get it.
JaromirAzarov
Doppler effect. The colors of things you are moving towards shift towards blue. You'd have to be very fast, though.
ckviper
I am that other guys' friend, because I totally have friends. I appreciate you explaining this for me.
JaromirAzarov
Sure, np
CuddleWings
I thought the Doppler effect was the thing with sound waves being compressed at high speeds.
JaromirAzarov
Also works with light (which can also be seen as a wave). Light waves get compressed -> shorter wavelength -> shift towards blue.
CuddleWings
But don't electromagnetic waves ignore each other? Crossing two flashlight beams has no effect on either.