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Apr 30, 2017 2:09 AM
beakindperson
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KevinWithABeard
You pay for it, and I am down
positivechangeagent
make it a link to your will
Yamibow
I want to get one that links to a website dedicated to me, a biography pictures and other items.
AppleOfClowns
Like domain names, don't you have to register QR codes every so often? Can you imagine the cost over your lifetime? Or if someone stole it?
H3X0
The link is stored within the code itself.
88wut
Links change over time unless it's your server. You could still lose the domain if you aren't vigilant w/ maintenance.
just4thelolz
Whoa whoa whoa, find my body? I feel like we skipped a few steps there.
CydeFX
Genius. Glorious. +1
Bollramm
But he can't drive :)
copingcabana
I made a shirt once with a QR code that translates to "If you can read this, thank a nerd."
ISeeItWovenISeeItThread
I was going to upvote but it is at 666 points...
Alrightyouwin
I vaguely remember hearing about a guy who had a code on his shirt than when scanned took you to a video of him dancing naked.
Alrightyouwin
That*
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
MaximumOverStripes
...And Upvote You.
mauricesnail
This is the best GIF I've ever seen.
fr1080f
Oh really?
craaaaaaaaaaaaig
Imagine getting the tattoo and then the link stops working.
carrotsoup
MOMMMM!?
thegreatninjaman
omg we should give everyone Tatoo numbers so they can easily be organized!
WhiteSavage
just make it a temporary pull off tat
inzane
I'd prefer goatse
Floorbook
The lines wouldn't be sharp enough to be scannable
bigboimeme
Pretty sure agent 47 already did this
bachterman
not. sure.
Sm9yCg
We'll just use it for tracking you as an individual in crowds and public places. Thank you.
PancakeLegend
Get one that links to a domain that you own. Forward it to wherever you like - change it daily if you like.
TheCharacterLimitInUserNamesIsALargeNumberAndIWillAbuseThatFact
If we're going that far I'd rather an implanted NFC chip with the link.
SirDistic
Imagine if in 5 years those QR codes were outdated and nobody used them anymore?
Aefinn
I have seriously thought of getting a QR code for identification purposes but because of this very reason I haven't done it.
FantasmaFeliz
5/7 lol
TGWolf
I have a shirt with binary on it that says "If you can read this, either stop staring or buy me dinner." I pair it with a set of boxers 1/2
TGWolf
that say in binary "If you've come this far your goal is in reach. The treasure lies within"
BewilderedBeaver
"XYZ killed me" - Just use the name of a person you hate
schrodingerscatfood
“Make love before we say farewell”. Okay. A bit different than being rickrolled.
OctopusStinkhorn
I don't know of anyone that actually scans qr codes.
CloudsdaleWeatherFactory
I scan every single one I can find. It has the same effect on my as sparkly shiny things, I just need to observe all of that very closely.
JagdPanzer38T
I scanned the one on the image.
SubFuze
http://picturesofpeoplescanningqrcodes.tumblr.com/
ChipButty
I have one for my wifi along with a NFC tag
Kasai
I did once or twice to see how they work.
deepbullet
Imagine being a rebel and going your entire life without ever getting a tattoo...
notapreppie
Do minor scars of little consequence count as tattoos?
etopsirhc
didnt know i was being a rebel until now.
CrunchWrapFrappuccinoo
Ditto.
CtrlAndW
Rebel against the rebels? Is that like when hipsters become mainstream?
beakindperson
Rebellion right here
thebearislooking
That's my goal
joeyjojosharknado
I was close once or twice, but I never saw a design that seemed more meaningful or 'real' to me than my natural skin. Each to their own.
thebearislooking
I just don't know what I'd love forever that I'd be okay with the fading, stretching, and drooping.
ohdeepthought
One of my mole patterns is the southern cross and as an Australian I think that it's awesome and it was only painful for my mum.
bobstallone
I just figured out what my next tattoo would be.
CephalopodLodge4
I can't get one, or i would. Fucking allergies
Poopypandapantaloons
Not getting a tattoo doesn't make you a rebel. Getting a tattoo doesn't make you cool. If you want one, get one, if you don't, don't.
rattlesNATE
That's me! Im a bartender in a fairly large city & I'm 1 of 5 that doesn't have a tattoo
Knowwon
I don't have one..
NS83
I got one tat, it was for my son
storebrandproductmascot
That's almost as rebellious as a celebrity deciding to name their kid Mike or John instead of North West or Moxie Crime Fighter.
IyellSAILwheneverIgetthechance
So about 75% of the population under 35
HOOMANGUY
https://www.statista.com/statistics/530572/tattoo-percentages-by-age-uk/
AlexanderReave
Oh, look. I get to look at this if I have a 50$ premium account. Thanks, buddy!
IyellSAILwheneverIgetthechance
In the US
SjyiN
Short Lifespan
DoubleChungTransplant
yeah but how much of that is 0-18 who can't get tattoos (without parental permission)?
thevortexmaster
They meant something once. Now that I'm old I still like mine but people just doing it to fit in is weird
welwood
You're right, at one time they "meant" that you belonged to a certain tribe in pre-written history. Anything after that was made up bs.
bendyknee
Imagine there's no heaven
cesarsucio
No need to imagine.
tonythetard
dentista320
.7
harrybo12
If I'm reading this on my phone what do I do now?
schrodingerscatfood
Copy image location; Go to online decoder (e.g. zxing.org/w/decode.jspx); View message/link.
harrybo12
Got confused at step 12 dick stuck In ceiling fan
RadioZombieHazard
Really? I got to step 15 and got dick caught in a food processor on pulse..
FlyerChewy
I would be proud if this linked to lemonparty.org
krau5er
better that than meatspin.fr
skeleton131
Thank you... for that...
FlyerChewy
Bahaha....every...single...time.
InsertLennyFace
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AnemicBanana
My boyfriend has his name tattooed on his chest in a QR code so...that's neat