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pickledpete1337
I would like to visit that gay beach...
resworn
Was that supposed to be funny LMAO
NewFrontiers365
Really need to see her whole comedy act
TheFastpaws
I don't even like seeing myself naked.
TattoosAndTENS
Turns out the"beautiful black sand beach" my dad used to surf on when he was stationed in San Diego was the gay nude beach. I found out when I finally visited SD. But my dad isn't a weirdo so I'm sure he didn't care. The waves were pretty choice!!!
disposabledom
Frommers tried to tell you
nelllybellly1
There used to be a few clothing optional beaches in the NYC area and I'd go once or twice a summer but afaik, Gunnison Beach in Sandy Hook, NJ is now the only one where it's official permitted. Kind of microcosms of society in general in regards to age, race, gender, etc though less families with children over the years. The most special aspect of it was learning to feel unselfconscious of my nudity by seeing others appear the same way. And swimming/strolling nude feels so free physically.
Beefkins
The key is presentation.
spitfires2000
Dog show, you say?
CourtForShort
I always upvote a Best in Show reference.
goflyblind
realGeorgelucas
Did you bring the Busy Bee?
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
The bodies attached to those gay penises are probably very different as well.
unsolicitedperspective
I would love to look like an average gay man. But I like chips and pop and my wife has Stockholm syndrome at this point, soooooo...
Rustsavit
I'm pleased she got her own special; she's fantastic. At the daily show, I miss her.
tinybartender
She has an HBO special, and two Netflix specials.
NotThatPrivate
I liked her show, too. Who were the cowards that decided not to let them host their awards show? I forget
nokittythatsmypotpie
Not an awards show to my recollection but the white house correspondents dinner. Fired almost as soon as she was booked, some time between Obama's term and Biden's.
SgtFumble
Michelle Wolf performs stand-up routine at White House Correspondent's dinner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8IYPnnsYJw
Badgerbadgerson3
Whenever some straight cis asks "Why do *insert under attack group here* get their own *insert location, holiday, month, or food here*", I always assume their parents were related AND didn't love them.
applesforjuice
She's talking about people arguing that gay isn't irregular, so calling it a regular beach is ostracizing the gay community. Gay is normal, or regular, and the anybody beach shouldn't be called the regular beach. The name makes it seem like being gay isn't normal. So the opposite of what you're talking about basically.
somethingnotyettaken
The reason that They get their own Whatever is so they don't have to put up the kind of people who ask that question.
dingofdong
Yup... the answer is always, at least in part, "people like you with attitudes like that'
MapleSyrupMafia
"Oh, so the gays gets a whole month, but the military doesn't????? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
varesya
That response always gets me, because it shows just how little they actually fucking care, since there IS a military appreciation month already, they just never gave a shit, and still don't - military and veterans are just a prop to them, or something to use against others.
TreasonousCheeto
I’ve never met someone so vocal about “the veterans” who actually served themselves. It’s performative. If you really care so hard about the military, either join up or vote into office those whose voting record shows substantive support for those who did.
Hotsauceman
I want to go to a nudist beach and see what all the fuss is about.
zoeytg
Wife absolutely loves it. It's one of the things about her I just don't get. She brought me with her. I sat under a sun umbrella and read a book the whole time. She knows what I'm like.
unluckyandbored
Have fun with that. I'd rather not.
Aimlockbelch
No. You don’t. I take good care of my body, but I’ve seen things I can’t unsee. Piercings where there should never be piercings. Proof that the American diet is designed to make you unrecognizable as a human.
Therein lies madness.
TattoosAndTENS
You're not gonna like it unless you yourself are a nudist
Let me tell you though: going in the ocean nude is AMAZING. You can put clothes on when you get out.
williamshakesbeer
I've thought about going to one in the past, but being on night shifts has made me afraid that even with the strongest sunblock that I'd look like a burnt hotdog in an hour
NewCrobuzonCitizen
The fuss is that you dont have so sit in wet ass swimsuit after you are done swimming.
Hotsauceman
But I’d sit in wet ass
PenguinPlans
*fuzz
usingYourMomAsAHat
There's a lot of hip grips amongst the older men seeing there's no pockets for the hands.
meskarune
I want to go so I can swim nude
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
It's usually just over weight old people... mostly men.
smeagain
No
lovingspace
It's pretty peaceful. People don't stare or judge. Once you start going, it seems a bit lame to go to a beach with clothes.
Zetor
Too late. Should have gone in the 70s
OookOookOookMotherFudger
Someone likes it extra hairy.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Quite a few people at the nude beach are in their 70s.
TheMostModestMouse
The best part. No kids running around.
smeagain
You may be wrong on that one.
BurntRamen
Take off your clothes and go outside in the yard on a sunny day. Feel the warmth of the sun on your body and that free flowing breeze. That's the general fuss. It's just freeing and relaxing if you aren't self-conscious about being nude. Though at the nude beach people generally won't act weird if they see you. Outside your house they might react strangely or even angrily, even when it is legal, which generally requires no sexual arousal or attempts to arouse.
Hotsauceman
Too many people close by.
oldguyexlurker
Don't know about the beach specifically, but in my discussions with an acquaintance who was a "naturist" (the preferred nomenclature a couple decades ago) and an upper level Soc. class WAY back, the whole thing is about NOT making a big deal about being naked. And yeah, the naturists were family-friendly, out camping together even WITH their kids, because the nakedness wasn't a sexual thing. Just "natural." Having gone to a "swing" club once, it was also a matter of comfort just being 'you.'
Hotsauceman
How did that turn out?
oldguyexlurker
Which? I wasn't party to the naturists gatherings, so don't know. A friend and co-worker sprung the other on me as a place to grab a drink and told me he'd done it on a lark to see my reaction. (I give off a very staid vibe and appearance.) HE was the one surprised. Just a bunvh of people being comfortable in their own space as far as I was concerned. Played some pool. Some darts. Danced a bit. Chatted with patrons. Nice evening...
FuucckRepublicans
Yeah it’s really not sexual, it’s about being free and natural under the sun, feeling the wind, having no tan lines. The more you shrug the better.
implosion3
Not sexual? U must have been at the regular beach
idkdjsjsjskj
I like the no tan lines thing the most. I hate fooling with my straps at the beach.
JustSomePersonThere
Avoiding tan lines is counterproductive
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
I want to go to a nudist resort and only bring my toothbrush.
rangerdood
Don't forget your towel.
Hotsauceman
No toilet paper?
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
Do you bring your own toilet paper to a hotel?
Hotsauceman
No. But I wish I bring my bidet
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
They make travel bidets. It’s basically just a squeeze bottle that produces a water jet but it’s better than nothing.
Vidikron
There was a clothing optional beach at a resort I went to a few years ago. Not many folks and a couple of topless ladies. Wife was super jazzed to check it out, but the appeal was more that it wasn't crowded.
thepunchline710
I went to a resort like 20 years ago. The only people that went top less or nude were 70+ year old you wouldn't want to see anyways. Its not like most people imagine. Not a bunch of 20-30 year old running around nude or topless. Granted as a dude I was in my 20s at the time too. I didnt partake myself. I have vitiligo and still dont like showing people.
PrincessWasabi
Just sunscreen up either way, and the only opinion that matters is yours !
TheMostModestMouse
And no kids.
OneMoreLime
And no tan lines
Vidikron
Whole resort was no kids, so doubly so.
animatronicChristmasChickens
The whole point is that there isn't a fuss at a nude beach
Rookvlees
I was at Blacks Beach, the nude beach in San Diego, a few years ago. Kinda hard to access because you go down a narrow, treacherous decline down the side of a cliff, but there was definitely some weapons-grade fuss going on.
ztygs
You gotta find a way to stay warm when you wear very little I guess.
Rookvlees
Sunglasses, flip-flops, and a smile only goes so far.
Hrafna55
It's so not sexy.
hannahbutnotreally
It's not about being sexy. It's about being naked.
Hrafna55
Exactly. But many people who haven't experienced it think it is about being sexy. Rather than being naked, as you said.
hannahbutnotreally
I think Americans have the tendency to equate nudity and sexuality whereas Europeans generally don't.
satanslittleposter
Depends upon which particular Europeans, there's a huge disparity between different countries.
SithElephant
HulaJesus
That actually looks like fun
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
when you do this, any speed is breakneck speed
Hardpourcornography
LSIW
muliphen
That is an enormous sand dune, holy shit.
JamesFaction
Looks like parts of 90-mile beach in New Zealand
muliphen
Right on, thanks for the info!
LeftRightThere
Looks like the dunes in northwest Michigan, out by Glen Lake area. Yeah, Michigan has a west coast with beaches.
FraudulentPepsi
Just Google "average dumpy sunburned people naked" and save yourself the trip. Or you can do like I do and go see it every other weekend for yourself with your average dumpy sunburned ass.
messedabout
Do you mean the English on holiday?
BlueValentine99
By jove...
Goldensands
Oh god thanks for that laugh snorted so hard my nose hurts
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Oh you mean seeing the tribesmen
https://youtu.be/jWTVh4ASpO0?si=tmJ1CK62PQaWtmEo
WeekendWarriorMark
Wouldn’t that be “average dumpy severely sunburned people naked and drunk”?
messedabout
Yes, you racist bastard, but yes my people
SonicColonic
We dont generally get naked at the beach. You gotta go to Europe to see that.
messedabout
Banana hammocks leave little to imagination
SonicColonic
A brit in budgie smugglers? You'll be lucky