rexonasmuggler
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Jan 8, 2022 12:31 PM
rexonasmuggler
169910
2006
117
thedudeman519
Just say you like cooking, Joe.
Calicoastin818
Grognak make fire meat taste good, Grognak make more
NPSM365
Rogan started believing the hype about him and now he's gone off the deep end. I wouldn't be surprised if he believes QAnon 'theories'.?
DamnedIfYouDo
Why does everything have to be a "thing". Like, why if you do something do you have to make it your identity? What's he missing?
TheElGordo
He probably doesn’t have much left of his sense of smell after Covid. I wonder what horse dewormer smells like?
DZCunuck
"ancient genetic memories" an understanding of biology on par with the Assassin's Creed franchise
CaptainSomebody
'genetic memory' Jesus Christ.
RetroSicotte
tbf it's clear it's a ref to open flame cooking, which is fine to denote. But because it's Rogan and his caveman meme, it's hilarious.
masteryoplait
His butler is probably relieved to skip some of his anal baby food feedings.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Aright Shakespeare enjoy your dinner
AndersCalrissian
I think his mind is pretty much gone by now to be fair
SuperLuigiBrothers
All that HGH he's taking is making his brain smoother than a frictionless sphere in a physics word problem.
RarntajanovanTheRambunctious
My favorite thing i heard in 2021 is "Joe Rogan is Gwyneth Paltrow for men"
GoongalaGoongala
"I get prepared for it" = smoke a fatty
Neomechavoltron
You trying to be Rinella, and failing miserably
MrGravity
...so like a gas range then? If you mean he went into the forest chopped wood and started a camp fire? No the fuck he didnt.
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
Sounds like Joe Rogan also has "the Gorilla channel" at his house.
ArdentSlacker
The way he's acting like he invented cooking, you'd think a woman just told him a recipe.
anim8rjb
joe rogan exists to make stupid people feel smart.
confanity
Sounds to me like a deeply anxious misogynist working as hard as they can to distance the fact that they enjoy cooking from "women's work."
Gryffindorky
It's absolutely not the same thing as cooking, which of course is women's work. This is MEAT cooked with FIRE by a MAN.
thedudeman519
Lmao . Right? If anyone else had said this people would say there being dumb or taking the piss.
nero4ty2
I think you forgot the /S
Emjayen2
Caveman makes fire.
Velv3tThunder
Caveman posts about it on Instacave
masteryoplait
Growth hormone is a hell of a drug.
quizquare
He's going to be selling candles scented like his vagina any day now.
SarcasticComment
Could the one Coleman sells do the job better? Probably, but that lacks the fun of owning a TapOut Tshirt.
SarcasticComment
Or a line of pointlessly expensive tripods designed specifically for roasting elk according to the side of the box
ThereAreCrocodiles
This is what happens when you live in the shadow of your older brother, Seth.
ThaWhiteRanger
NPSM365
Bite thine tongue!
sheeeiit
*Thy
NPSM365
Thank you. Now I am a little bit smarter.
tinytyrant
too much time in the sensory deprivation tank, it seems.
FartPoweredPogoStick
*Oxygen deprivation tank
momgadget
My god this made me laugh
BalloonPie
Is that what we're calling social media now?
stulfer
No, hes talking about using an open fire for cooking. Its hard to discern but I understand what hes going for
Gherkincensed
It's not super hard, it's pretty obvious and this isn't really something to call out Joe Rogan on....there's plenty of other stupid stuff
marteney1
Seeing as he shills disinformation and got COVID, I’m guessing that steak probably doesn’t taste very good these days….
TwoFlower68
Or a modest amount of acid
PineappleLoopsBroether
Acid can sometimes be like that… I once said on acid “hang on a sec… I have to put shoes …on my FEET” like it was a foreign concept.
EaNasirIsABastard
If you rewrote that with a different task it would sound weird too. Like, "I am obsessed with cleaning, I let my flat get dirty before I >
EaNasirIsABastard
clean it. I love the smell of the chemicals and the sound of the brush. I like piling up the dirt I collected so I can see my progress.
OhNoDontTouch
to be fair, not a lot of people enjoy cleaning which makes it even weirder. at least eating is actually pretty awesome
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I mean cleaning is satisfying when you're done but I don't think I'd ever describe it like -that-.
Superchief86
"Some ancient genetic memories" Bro it's just a rumbly tummy. Calm down.
MPinky
Naw cooking over fire - not just coals, definitely is some "neuron activation" going on.
Putitinyomama
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Oh, bother
P0sterNutbag
Yeah, can’t we just appreciate grilling without the overly mystic BS?
psuedon
we have like a million year history of cooking over fire; won't surprise me if the smell of smoke & fire provokes pleasure and anticipation
psuedon
https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn7035-human-dental-chaos-linked-to-evolution-of-cooking/
tinhopodicrer
Feels really good to go to sleep when I'm very sleepy. I don't know, man. It's like it activates some ancient genetic memories or some shit.
MrAsianPersuasion
So ancient and mysterious. Same.
activeracer28
Who hacks up the whole steak like that? Good way to dry it out.
nero4ty2
Won’t dry it out if properly cooked and perfect way to serve flank, skirt, hanger, tri tip at a gathering
Luciuslucullus
Someone who doesn't eat alone :) There's also a trick you can pull: toss your meat in its juices a few times. Handy shortcut.
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
Yet when I toss my meat in its own juices they call security at the store
ValamirCleaver
Never had fajitas?
activeracer28
Fajita meat are cooked in a a light sauce.
ValamirCleaver
Or it can be marinated skirt or flank steak that is cooked over an open flame, then cut into strips. I've personally made it this way often.
ValamirCleaver
https://www.vindulge.com/steak-fajitas/
nero4ty2
No they aren’t
YourLatinLover
I’m guessing they mean the feeling of cooking over an open flame, and they didn’t even describe a meal
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Frankmate
Yea but once you make an enemy of either wing of politics you can’t say anything without it being picked apart wether it’s fair or not
DJThuglifeSupreme
Somehow this comment got a bunch of upvotes, but I ask why everyone is hating on someone enjoying a hobby, and I get a bunch of downvotes
drdildamesh
Jamie pull up that image of the fire. That's crazy. Have you ever tried DMT?
ligmabolz
I know. Joe Rogan is still a muppet on my list
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
Who else is on your list?
thrownawayasianguy
The muppets
pareidoliaperson
I'm not boast about it but, I've said this on record before everyone was riding his dick: wtf is everyone riding his dick??
PorneliusHubertII
I used to enjoy the fact that he gave everyone a chance to speak and at one point he would actually call out and mock idiots. At some point
PorneliusHubertII
He stopped having a variety of guests and started inviting more of the right wing nutters and started parroting their shit ideas.
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MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Slice of bread? Meal.
TheVenerableJudgeTaintyMcPoo
This, class, is what is called a “straw man.”
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
I thought a "straw man" was what farmers put in their fields to scare away birds?
TheVenerableJudgeTaintyMcPoo
Imagine someone getting into a fight with one of those, then bragging when they won. That’s what happened here.
StonesOnTheHill
I mean, yeah? Terrible meal. Tiny little meal. Dry little meal. Still a meal. There was a time in my life when a meal was bread made (1/2)
StonesOnTheHill
From wheat meal and water. It was awful, drab and depressing, but it was a meal and I hated every bite.(2/2)
Crawmak
If that's a dry meal then you gotta make better bread
StonesOnTheHill
I was pretty terrible at most things back then.
KaraokeLemur
I have one friend who thinks that's a meal. He does make allowances for potatoes and gravy, but otherwise meat == meal == meat.
UltraHellboy
I like how you used the programming double equals
FlyingButtPliers
Well otherwise he would be assigning values and his friend would be correct.
floyster
If you like that, wait until you hear about the JavaScript strict equality operator!
KaraokeLemur
Meat !== meal as the types don't match.
ImOPsMom
LOL you think JavaScript cares? https://www.freecodecamp.org/news/content/images/2020/03/image-6.png
TwoFlower68
Same. Fatty beef, maybe some onions mushrooms and low carb veggies (no greens lol) and lots and lots of fat, so much fat (fat is life)
Soufange
Don't do this to me. I have the money to buy steak rn
Mistruths
properly rendered fat is life, I hated gristle for most of my childhood because no one could render it properly.
TwoFlower68
Tallow, cocoa butter and coconut oil. Low in PUFAs and lots of sat fats (plenty of stearic acid in the first two). Evolutionary appropriate
brassmule
^ This guy fats.
eggmuffin
Poor guy. A sustainable diet puts meat at around 15% of total food intake, which just happens to also be a lot cheaper and healthier.
KaraokeLemur
To be honest it could be just something he says as part of his image.
Pentacus
Dude's chosen to be an obligate carnivore, I don't think sustainability is at the forefront of his mind.
tippex9917
What does sustainable mean here?
eggmuffin
Environmentally sustainable. The meat industry is currently striving to meet a grossly inflated demand, and is killing us to do so.
TwoFlower68
On a 2000 kcal diet, 15% of calories pure protein is only 75 grams. Most meat also has a fair amount of fat, so that would be way too little
eggmuffin
Seeing as you can live just fine on 0g of meat, there is no such thing as "too little". 15% is plenty.
abobeaver5772
Strictly speaking that means you should go multiple days with 0 meat. Which matches our primitive ancestors
TwoFlower68
Maybe, but you need at minimum .8 gr per kg bodyweight daily to survive (as in not fall apart). You need more to thrive, even more if you
TwoFlower68
Example: 80/20 ground beef has 1 gram of fat for every gram of protein. Calorie-wise that's 65% fat. So 15% of your calories as meat would
TwoFlower68
come down to 25 grams of protein, which isn't enough to survive on
regularmatt
This is clearly what's going on. If this was posted by some non-celebrity instead of Joe Rogan, this person wouldn't have teased them.
nero4ty2
I didn’t even realize this was that Rogan dude and still thought it was dumb as shit to say something like that
ellemenopee
I cringed at this I'm Special nonsense way before I knew it was Gwyneth Pal-bro
thedudeman519
I didn't know it was Joe Rogan until all the bruhs came in white knighting .
SarcasticComment
I open flame cook, even woke up at 7:30AM today to get the brisket going, and I'd still think "what a douche" if I read this on Facebook
SarcasticComment
I wouldn't post anything mean. I'd also give a celebrity I don't know the same respect. There would be silent judgement for meat douchery.
ElbowDeepInYourGrandma
Oh boy did you make a mistake. This is imgur! Joe Rogan Bad regardless of any logic or sense. Contribute to the echo or GTFO, hitler.
regularmatt
The thing is, I didn’t even say he was good. I said he is a celebrity, and, that apparently reads like I said I like and/or agree with him.
The1trueTEEJ
Considering the demo of Imgur there is more than likely a ton of Rogan fans former and current. He's a douche now, roll with it dude.
cuzitsthere
So... Why are you still here? It's obviously a terrible and easy to leave place...
ElbowDeepInYourGrandma
Nah I'll stay, people you are such good entertainers. Better than any other form of fiction available :)
ellemenopee
Try-hard name, try-hard trolling. *yawn*
FallingStar7669
Wood or charcoal fire does give the meat a lovely flavor, one that you don't get from propane or cast iron.
ProjectDA
mmm heavily smoked applewood bacon. i have little bit of peach and orange to play with
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
I just throw my meat in the dishwasher.
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Does a dishwasher even get hot enough to thoroughly cook meat?
Hereagain
https://www.upworthy.com/perfect-steak-co">shwasher">https://www.upworthy.com/perfect-steak-cooked-in-dishwasher https://www.food.com/recipe/dishwasher-salmon-13246
IMasticateDaily
Depends what meat, could potentially get a solid medium rare - medium temperature going...not sure I'd try tho lol
Shifuede
Cooked with the cleanest flavor possible.
KaraokeLemur
Mine does. Wouldn't use it for cooking myself, though.
ThaEnder
What would you use to cook yourself?