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Thanks for the FP Imgur. Can someone please post the gif of Saurman telling Gandalf he has chosen the way of pain?
Jul 4, 2019 3:48 PM
bigswangindick
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Thanks for the FP Imgur. Can someone please post the gif of Saurman telling Gandalf he has chosen the way of pain?
Salcus
Oh cute they are holding hands in gif number 7
gillotte
I actually feel sorry for the snake. All the rest I'll just have a nice chuckle at. :)
ARandomFinch
#7 gets me every time
fiddlemyhiddle
#4 always gives me a good laugh
glovelyday
BulletToofTony
#9 "I came in like a wrecking ball!!"
ASingh12345
Poor snek :(
Arkara73
Could the snek get rid of those by shedding or is he kinda screwed?
jakus4209000
helloimsebastian
Its a hard knock life.
cassie65
Oh I hope someone helped that poor wee snakey, but am a I bad to want to see how on earth that happened lol
Memnoch112
I have seen #1 many times, it still makes me laugh out loud
magus200342
That football one looked like both teams were letting that kid run, then the one guy didn't get the message lol
bigswangindick
I'm still waiting on my saurman/Gandalf gif Imgur...
indified
human breaks neck on water slide"lolz" snake gets natured="i hopes poor wittle snek don't do a suffer" such compassion in people these days
xxJohnxx77
People hurt themselves doing stupid things. They should be smart enough. Snake is just trying to survive.
handbanana13
Poor snekupine
Baccano2015
#9 Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.
gtsr
almost got away, almost.
Taluien
This is Spinal Tap!
NietMenno
#1 is my all time favorite video
popvulture
Water slide gif ends too soon.
bigswangindick
Agreed, there is a longer one. Couldn't find it. My apologies
popvulture
No worries. It lasts just long enough so you can see the whiplash, which is what is important part. And by "important" I mean "hilarious".
bigswangindick
madknitterlady
#1 Pretty much yeah.
BritishGingerLefty
He straight up looked at him before he slammed his head in the door.
xuriV
goddamn tourists.
barnwolf
I'm oblivious enough to be either of those people.
SirWilliamBacon
Snake dun fucked with a cactus kitty!
Otterbotanical
Porcupine more likely
Sauroctonus
I think that's what they meant.
hankiepankie
The football one gets me every time
RustyPickle0666
bigswangindick
Perfect
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
#2 looks like she’s having PTSD flashbacks of her time spent in Japan as a “model”
laydeeletitia
Is that snake feeling an immense amount of pain?
Salcus
Which answer you want?
Diggitydigdigs
Please tell me the football one is a parody
spongepat
Please ..................!!!!!
IHopeIgetIntoResidency
Jimmy Tatro, not Key and Peelehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOFQkkwqpEE
Heyo1
Key and Peele skit.
IHopeIgetIntoResidency
Key and Peele do have some great football skits though
IHopeIgetIntoResidency
It's Jimmy Tatro not Key and Peele
Unicorngamingbutts365
Good eye on the ball Redshirt team
prophet002
lol@the two guys holding hands
Duendes
It's called tunnel vision. You're too focused on one thing so your situational awareness becomes non-existent
DiamondJB1911
*Bull
RebeCawCaw
I felt so bad for the snake :o poor baby!!
KotimainenKayttajanimi
Same. I have no trouble laughing at people getting seriously hurt doing dumb shit but I immediately felt bad for the snake.
Schaade
So did it lose to a porcupine or swallow a bunch of small ones?
bernlack
Cactus Spines
bernlack
Iirc from another thread, it was deduced that it had fallen on one or tried to escape through or under one.
iravendarknessi
If it was a porcupine, probably tried to constrict one.
TheSauceGuy
Looks green, guessing angro plant or possibly some form of cacti
TheUltimateWorrier
Had a good laugh until the Snek.
TrixNStix
Poor Snek had a struggle huggle with a cactus ;n;
MorrighanWolf
Wtf did that?!?!
iravendarknessi
Porcupine
Cheomesh
Well, you know, you win some and you lose some.
SmooveDoober
But you live, you live to fight another day. Except for that snake, it's fukd
Illthinkofausernamelater
Poor bitey noodle. He biteyed the wrong ting.
IloveHockey
CRINGE
AzgarOgly
Hugged *
Illthinkofausernamelater
Hes got quills in his mouth. He biteyed it too.
jegustaeau
Xoxoxouch
Dalael
Poor thing :-(
BigBadBagelBite
Yeah I felt the same way.
UnidentifiedSittingObject
I notice no sympathy for the porcupine?
iravendarknessi
Well I'm pretty sure the porcupine lived. Unless it got medical treatment, I doubt the snake did.
SolicitedDickPics
Nah yeah I'm with you mate. That snake fucked with the wrong critter and got his.
koflan
Probably hungry
TheUltimateWorrier
Oh yeah?! Was probably stressful, but smart money is that he got away.
MorrighanWolf
They tend to be arseholes.
TrilithonStone
Why...? Are those quills coming out of the snake from the inside?
iravendarknessi
I don't think they are. I think the snake tried to constrict a porcupine.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
I absolutely hate snakes, to a very irrational level, and I still felt bad for it.
esgedi
It's not irrational at all. It's hardcoded into our basic monkey brains to be afraid of them. Survival mechanism.
canadianreserve
I am hardcoded to hug them.
Greeneyedfox
Actually there was a very famous study showing that monkeys aren't afraid of snakes until they see others are afraid, then become afraid too
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
I get what you're saying, but snakes shut down my brain completely, just like heights. They're the only things that do it.
Marick2Die
"the ONLY thing. Just like heights" lol... For sure though. Same. Not afraid of anything but the sight of a snake paralyzes me.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
I actually said "THEY'RE the only things", but yeah even a garter snake causes my brain to fail.
247EastPursuit
@DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq you are my spirit animal.. Same fears as me! Snakes freeze me, man.
MarkOfTheCovenant
That dude jumping the gap concerns me because he straight up looked like he got knocked out cold before hitting the water
jaymclennan
He woke up when he hit the water ;-)
Predacane35
We can only hope.
PoorBoyChevelle
See those arms? Looks very close to a "fencing response" That's bad.
flutterbyblue
I googled because I was curious. He's ok. https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/25/everyone-internet-screaming-failed-attempt-jump-canal-7759382/
bluthsfrozenbananas
TheBrickumentarian
Yeah, he died.
Somanyquestions
True, but what was up with that astonishingly inefficient run?
Slingsby
Drugs are a hell of a drug
Kahedhros
He didnt commit.
GlenL
It looks like he decided it was a bad idea after one step but forgot to stop moving
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
If you would even consider that an inefficient run, maybe like half a hop and some walks.
Somanyquestions
Well, he did run for a bit, then stopped for some reason.
gtsr
maybe due to his toothpick legs
Predacane35
Fear and behemoth levels of stupidity.