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My family and I got the chance to visit the Game Of Thrones Set last year, and I was given the opportunity to place my butt on the most hotly contested chair in all the seven kingdoms.
Obviously, I wanted to look the part (minus the watch), so I wore a corset. Unfortunately, I forgot about the short plane flight to get to the set in Belfast, Ireland, and was quickly stopped at security.
Never thought I'd have two nice old Irish TSA agents (women, fortunately) undress me in the Belfast airport, but there's a first time for everything!
We got an incredible behind-the-scenes tour as well, got to see the 'armory' and props areas. So many bloody plastic heads. More than you could ever need. For any purpose requiring plastic decapitated heads.
I am also very sorry for the potato quality but... when in Northern Ireland...
Me, my siblings, and my shitty phone camera are so flipping psyched for Season 7
Dog tax, of course
TLDR: Had to get felt up by Irish TSA but still got to sit on the Iron Throne before Khaleesi #brokethewheelfirst #suckitdragonlady
FP EDIT: Woah, hello everyone! I humbly request all your game of thrones related pick up lines, if you can spare them. And selfies! -------------- Also yeah, they're not called TSA in Northern Ireland, I meant the equivalent airport security service, sorry if I confused u guys
freshcakes
You look great in a corset ;-). #thirsty
YouHadMeAtAsian
Haha the tags
FlyingDeetus
Something something you're a girl
Arcian
Really pulling off that corset look.
housev1l
I would appreciate if you didn't presume to know how many bloody severed heads I need, thank you.
IamIndifferent
@iseenipple
Ilovebooksandrain
Was this an exlusive tour? Or can you like buy tickets? It looks so cool!
RoxyhorrorPictureshow
My sister knows somebody, I'm afraid. It was amazing, I wish more people could do it
feawen
TSA is only in America but yeah, corsets are better to put on after the plane :p Great idea
feawen
Also that's technically a UK airport, so it's probably DfT instead of Irish airport security
squintish
Cat tax being now impossible thanks to the cursed Freys.
ryunwould
hot girl is hot in hot chair.
faustiel
Tsa are cunts and we all know there's no cure for that
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
I can think of some cures, like slashing their budget 10% every time they get caught abusing someone without catching a terrorist that year.
cathalferris
European customs and security agents are miles better than TSA - the Europeans are actually educated and trained, and take pride in the work
thrillhotv
For a second there, I thought your brother was somehow part of you haha
SpringToMyWinter
RIP your inbox?
xereeto
You're not helping
RoxyhorrorPictureshow
U have no idea
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
Hodor, hodor hodor. Hodor!!
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
How about the worst pick up line?
fiskerjohn
i read somewhere that Gandalfs sword from Lotr should be one of the sword melted into the throne.. can any of u guys see it ?
InAlexWeTrust
#6 really confused me for a moment...
SchrodingersSchrodinger
So those are great pictures but that looks more like a waist cincher than a corset.
Falanxzealot
We call in an underbust over this side of the pond. Still a corset. Waist cincher? What are you, a Kentuckian from 1860?
SchrodingersSchrodinger
Lol no just find that what's it's called. More specific than a corset. Maybe we're both right. I will have to look into the underbust though
kevvywevvy
TSA in belfast? Why did they search you?
Falanxzealot
Because they're literally that stupid that they assumed the corset was ribbed with knives.
jevans88
They didn't. @OP is an idiot trying to get more points by putting a misnomer on an entirely separate entity in an entirely different country
tooomanysteves
Also possible that the stiffness of the corset meant that a pat-down search couldn't be done.
tooomanysteves
Someone suggested that metal in the corset set off an alarm.
TonyStarkWantsOne
Soon....
somethingsomethingusernamey
Have you gone to the crown, or Giants causeway, etc?
RoxyhorrorPictureshow
Giants Causeway, yea, one of the coolest things I've ever seen!
Rukel
Wait, what's the problem with a corset on a plane? I don't usually fly.
MistressLyda
Metal. I'v had bras set them off actually.
Lilund7
It probably had metal for support so it must have set the alarm off..
Zippla
Its probably unrelated.
tooomanysteves
Also possible that the stiffness of the corset meant that a pat-down search couldn't be done.
PaulLynde
"Stiffness"
sf111
Don't let people in Westeros see your phone. They have strange reactions
BlitzerRhames
Oh Jon Snow, the nothings your know
TheIrish0ne
"Looks like nothing to me" oh wait, wrong show.
filmusic42
Did he just try and listen to it with headphones rugged in them?...at least his pretty.
EverlastingToeJam
He's a great actor and you, not the best commentator.
filmusic42
Dude, chill. It's just a joke. I like him a whole lot and the show. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
EverlastingToeJam
Your failure has brought great shame in the light of the 7. You will be executed! Unless you want to guard.... THE WALL!!!
youcanreachmenow
Northern Ireland and UK customs
GTimgur
Your outfit is awesome!
NyQuilDaydream
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
This is why I can't like the show. Anyone sitting like that on the actual Iron Throne would be gashed open in a dozen places
Gibenitural
You hate the show because you think the chair is unrealistic???
ShoulderDeepInACow
Wut .-.?
NCRMadness50
Cuz swords.... except they're all a bit melted up, presumably with the blades dulled beyond cutting anymore.
ThatsMadTed
*Northern Ireland. Just, ya know, a different country to Ireland..
dietderpsy
Different country to the Republic of Ireland.
RoxyhorrorPictureshow
Quite right. *fixed
steve1907
But a common mistake, hope you had a great time.
RoxyhorrorPictureshow
I did, it was beautiful. Thx man
xereeto
Not for long, tiocfaidh ar la
HighrockTendales
Another 20 years of bombing pubs before we forgive you all over again I imagine. Republican dog.
Rabh
At least there won't be another 20 years of Irish children being shot, reunification is inevitable
houndfriedchicken
Haven't you been saying that for the past 50 or 60 years?
DingusShmingus
And another 50 years of extortion, drug and counterfeit goods dealing to come.
Estoyp00ping
I'll strip search ya
bongles
Hyuck hyuck hyuck
tooomanysteves
Join the queue. It doesn't need to be said.
catapulter
if you know what i mean...
xereeto
I dream of a world where women can post on the Internet without pervy comments from creeps like you.
Estoyp00ping
I just need to be sure she isn't smuggling illegal things yo.
UhhhSomeone
I dream of a world where people can take a joke without being butthurt like yourself
EarlGreyOrDeath
It's imgur, its hard to tell between the jokes and the creepy neckbeards.
RdizzyC
How would you know if it is a joke, I assume the guy means it literally.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Because it's clearly a snappy innuendo made in jest, it takes someone with zero consideration of context to not tell that from a real threat
LarvaLamp
And assuming makes an ass out of you.
Battle4ngel
In a world where molestation is a thing, I don't think such "jokes" are funny for everyone. Try to put yourself in other peoples' shoes.
LarvaLamp
Ew. No.
Battle4ngel
... fiiine, take that upvote. :P
Waskom
"I am also very sorry for the potato quality but... when in Ireland..." That was funny! /slowclap @OP
CheesecakePi
Honestly, that alone earned my +1.
DingusShmingus
* Northern Ireland
DaftKid
Good man yourself.
TimothyTRiG
Which is part of Ireland (the island) though not (yet) Ireland (the country). Confused?
DingusShmingus
Island of Ireland forever, Northern Ireland forever. The Republic don't want us and we don't want them, foreign interference can stop too.
SethReborn
Colloquially Ireland refers to the country. So saying Belfast Is in Ireland makes you stupid, or In certain places, dead.
DukeDarkwood
For those not in the know - Ireland is the Idaho of Europe. Nay, of the world! And for much, much longer.
mollyisthenameofmybicycle
Except for when a bunch of people died because of extreme dependence on potatoes + blight (which is part of why I exist, yay immigration)
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Also because of laissez-faire capitalism and religious discrimination! Don't forget those!
DukeDarkwood
Specifically, dependence on one single kind of potato. Never a good idea to rely wholly on one single thing.
LarvaLamp
And for those in even less of the know, Washington produces more potatoes than Idaho. And more tulips than Holland.
DukeDarkwood
And yet Idaho is the one famous for it. Washington has apples to be famous for. At least in general public perception nationwide.
spattr
Apples, Microsoft and Mike Leach. And Nirvana.
DukeDarkwood
A garage band from Seattle? Well, it sure beats raising cattle! And yes, Microsoft (and through its existence, other computer people) pretty
Anonawesome
And more hipsters than Portland
LarvaLamp
Good God, you're right!
Klingon00
Do they call it TSA in Ireland too?
RiggityWrecked
No, Just airport security.
steve1907
No and if you've ever been through one of the two airports in Belfast you'll know it's a million miles from a TSA experience.
steve1907
Plus she wasn't in Ireland, it was Northern Ireland, but apart from all that I'm sure she had a nice time.
Sheepiebeepie
I was thinking that - we don't get many good things in the media, let us have Game of Thrones!
PieluverCaolan
Northern Ireland is also Ireland
dietderpsy
You are correct.
PieluverCaolan
Many thanks, I find it odd how many people seem to disagree with that fact :/
AndTheHoneysAllMine
That's an argument for the better educated.
steve1907
But that's not what OP meant, she thought she'd flown into Ireland as in ROI. People were just pointing out she was actually in NI. She
steve1907
Even corrects herself in one of the posts later. You're being pedantic and just ignoring the very obvious correction people were just making
Enoan
Island Of Ireland, Republic of Ireland. Be mindful of the difference
PieluverCaolan
Sure there is the Republic of Ireland and the Northern Ireland, they are both a part of Ireland
catapulter
North pole is also pole.
spattr
Yet Poland is NOT in the Arctic Circle.
daisychain
They're the same like America, Canada and Brazil are the same.
pcorb
No, mate. Ireland is an Island. The Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland are the countries that exist on that island (of Ireland).
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
was it uncomfortable sitting in?
FutureRageComics
same like sitting on not solid metal, not confy at all
JasonThorn
If you are comfortable on the Iron Throne, then you missed something somewhere.
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
If you ever get comfortable on that chair, just imagine this guy glaring into your soul.
scatter
Bit pokey
Katateochi
no wonder Renly really wanted to be on it.
vonSobri
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
sciencebasedlifeform
what the getting felt up part?
dicedealer
Surprised no one got the Mallrats reference.
mratio
It's more comfortable to have sex in the back of a Volkswagen than in the bathroom on a plane.
RoxyhorrorPictureshow
TBH I was too overwhelmed by the experience to notice ????
Techtronic
Is it actually iron? Or is it just plastic with paint on it?
ATalkingMushroom
???????????
RoxyhorrorPictureshow
Lol on my phone that was the laughing face, it changed it to alarmed confusion for some reason XD
Rip901
On PC it's just a bunch of question marks.
Ruzzia
It is on the app as well