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If it looks dumb but it works, its not dumb.
Aug 18, 2017 9:02 PM
Needhelpwithgerman
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buddyfriendguy
I believe I can flyyyyy
kofoed
Brilliant
ChefWolverine
Didn't even notice the crane and was like JHFC FUCKING MOR..... oh......
mydadhasaharrypotter
I wonder if that guy has a safe word...?
Dogespuder
OSHA be like
mustang2733
Nah, I'm thinking
mustang2733
Or
dan10026
Nah, he be more like
and then start handing out fines.
Maverickaura
Osha give no fucks. If they did where I work would be closed down.
JohnVaddic19
Have you called them? Osha gives all sorts of fucks
sasquatchmjc
You misspelled "illegal"
picardsbeard
RustleMyJimis
Shouldn't we just blow it up?
Mariska
Betcha he wore his brown pants that day
RickTomas
The thumbs up he gave a lil after the ceiling fell was gold
TheRealJakeLongg
Neat, but that strap wont hold long.
humptyblargh
You have literally no idea what you're talking about. That strap [based on size] is probably rated for over 50 tons.
Vertisce
It's only not stupid until it stops working, then it's stupid.
dwilson0725
Stupid the whole way through.
CatalystplusReaction
/a/fRRCJ
manofmanymeats
You can unscrew a light bulb with your feet. It works but it's still stupid
stripeypurple3
This is stupid. Source: am professional stupidity detector.
dwilson0725
I hate you fucking people. It's still so very stupid, and of you use that phrase you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
NorthKoreabestKorea
Wildly unsafe and effective can, and frequently, coincide. And just cuz it's effective, doesn't mean it isn't stupid.
Stnrken
No. It's still fucking stupid, it just happens to work.
LETHARGICpancake
That's why they make jack hammer attachments for excavators
CatalystplusReaction
we don't need excavators in russia we use crane while drinking vodka.
boronShibaBeast
When your budget is tighter than a drum head
Afamouspersonmaybe
That's not stupid at all. It clearly took a lot of math
humptyblargh
Subtracting the bobcat weight from the load rating on the tag sewn to the strap? Sure.
KuteKittenKoats
Allot of math and praying those straps are in good condition and don't come into contact with a sharp edge.
saulg00dman
OSHA does not approve
saulg00dman
But I do
saulg00dman
Maybe
DontEverMoveHere
If I was operating the crane I'd have given him 4" of slack so he gets that sphincter tightening moment of regret as the floor drops out.
dengerus
I love you
TisNagim
and thus you too would have a tightening from the sudden understanding physics, potential energy and angular momentum
deathsausage
Its like he was making a joke
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
thank you
BannedForNSFW03
Check out the big brain on Brad.
JonJohnson
You're a smart mother f*cker! That's right.
imasneakypineapplehead
Steel cables don't have give brotha... better have a cable strength rated like 3x what it weighs. I'm fun at parties
Istealfromthefrontpage
You know shit I don't. I'd listen to you.
imasneakypineapplehead
Please don't. People can't tell my truth from sarcasm. You will end up bungee jumping with a paper clip cord because I confused you with
imasneakypineapplehead
Some made up bs facts that sound totally scientific
thedarkcanuck
Whoa there Satan
KuteKittenKoats
*OSHA man walks on site and has a heart attack*. But for real though that's retarded. I've seen what happens when people toss away the rules
CatalystplusReaction
/a/fRRCJ
plutoisstillaplanetinmyheart
If the OSHA person is injured doing their job does that mean that OSHA provided an unsafe working environment?
ChrisWsrn
I am steeling this quote. My safety team is haveing a meeting tomorrow...
genuine55
Iron it first. No wrinkly meetings.
appletoad
As a safety director this question would result in more conversation than actual topics....
ChrisWsrn
So, the safety meeting is normally 15 mins a week and sucks. This one we ended at an hour because our conference room reservation ran out.
KuteKittenKoats
Idk. I'll ask one next time they show up. I will say they usually have no sense of humor.
TacticallySignificantTurtle2ElectricBoogaloo
Well I mean. I've seen a guy get paralyzed and have his arm amputated because he thought it would be fun to ride the forks on the forklift
KuteKittenKoats
Saw a kid get the skin get sliced off from mid way up his forearm to his fingers and loose a finger. Sheet of metal slid and got him
Keairan
I've seen Staplefahrer Klaus's erste Arbeitstage.