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Feb 28, 2021 1:12 AM
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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duckgrad06
Wait, you have to be sober to go to work??
irishdeln8
I feel this a lot of late as well
NotAParsnipInDisguise
I'm in this picture and don't like it
cptcr
I got assigned more work from someone else's team for the 3rd time in a year because i'm capable. I'm just getting angry.
Azurestar
Interesting way to live your life but you do you
slidewhistlesymphony
*Inebriated.
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
I asked my boss if it could be acceptable to drink at work. He just sort of chuckled and walked out out of my office.
woozle
Allisrevealed
iDrinkDrano
Alcoholic!
LutraLazuli
Sometimes the shitshow just wants to come by even when things are going good
Forscalebananas
Truth
Imakethingsweird
CaptainTypo
Why wait for something to go wrong?
HandiCaptain
Some of us don't have to wait. At my job things have usually gone wrong before I even walk through the door.
pickledpunk021
Damnit! Mistyped password. I’m getting drunk!
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
*Plot Twist: Mistyped password due to drunkenness.
LordofSandvich
2nd twist, the password is "I'm getting drunk!"
hereforthekittenpics
Y’all wait for something to go wrong first?
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Embrace the devil on your shoulder. Succumb to his demands. Wallow in guilt as part of your nightly ritual as is tradition. As is tradition.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Does getting drunk at work count as something going wrong?
HitlersRupturedColon
Not when the work place supplies the beer.