Candy anyone?

Mar 9, 2017 1:21 AM

JoeBatters

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Gotta love Obvious Plant brand notices.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An Imgurian wrote these

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck wrote the one for Skittles? Cthulhu?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else read these in hannibal burress' voice?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely do not pet a Koala.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

we should give skittle to galactus.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, fuck you Snickers.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Calm down there Cecil.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love Obvious Plant !!! Very clever stuff - also his website has additional content that pretty funny too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Snickers is trying to me have another existential crisis.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give me a break.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well now I want 2 Snickers and 1 Mounds

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Masochist.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need more of these. They're great. +1

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Now all I hear is Tony the Tiger in my head.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rearranged Repost

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There is no wrong way to eat a Reese's. Tell that to my uncle. He used to put them in my underwear

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These promoted posts are getting out of hand

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Koalas will fuck you up if pissed off.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I eat snickers and whoever wrote the signs has me pegged pretty well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spunow.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only one of these I've tasted is Snickers, I am now sad

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who has seen how terrifying Koalas can be, pls don't try to pet one...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jul 11, 2017 1:51 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

And they will tear off yer face all cute like

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only because of you they do, you filthy monster.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and boy are they pissed we gave it to them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Koalas move faster than they look when pissed, and have big claws.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Something tells me that breaking into a zoo now might be a first class ticket to a federal prison/death.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Happened here in omaha and the gal that broke in got a tiger surprise

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soo free meals?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Depending on which enclosure you break into, it could be a free meal for some exotic apex predator.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah, the zookepers will simply shoot the gorilla

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#DicksOut #MyDickRemembers

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too soon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Night Vale candy slogans

9 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 0

I just saw them live like three weeks ago! Really great set, can't wait for it to be released online.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I favorited this post just because of this comment

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brought to you by: the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Matilda!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you been to the dog park?

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

STAY AWAY. FROM. THE DOG PARK.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No dogs allowed in the Dog Park. No people allowed in the Dog Park. There are no hooded figures in the Dog Park.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

You are not to know about the dog park.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The question is do they work better in Cecil's voice or Deb's?

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Dammit both are good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kevin from desert bluffs

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Please smiling god no

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Cecil's. I can so easily hear him saying those

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And now a word from our sponsor...

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