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Feb 5, 2018 8:44 PM
yourmumiswatchingthinkbeforeyoupost
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blacksheepcannibal
Cute date in a park, going well, til my car got towed. I lived an hour away at the time.
GetCurious
The nun one is so painful
effduppixxx
I took a girl on a blind lunch date. After we ate, she asked me for money for a pregnancy test.
Sirsir94
FYI Don't do the puppy trumpet. It can seriously hurt them
KingXizor
#2 Gerry, you are a dumbass. There is no such thing as too much garlic!
Areyouin44
I rented a movie for a first date once... The hills have eyes...
PatronSaintofKillers
Can't have a bad first date if you've never had a date https://imgur.com/1yKYzoD
AllMyOpinionSuck
Don't go to a movie for a first date, keep it casual. And don't go for the kiss on a first date unless she gives you an obvious sign.
KNIVESY
Kind of really hate the puppy trumpet guy.
zeroexistence
Jokes on you, I like the smell of garlic.
mckinnonsandy908
kamkor1
Gerry's girl used an appropriate of garlic
baroncognito
Yeah, the only recipe that calls for two cloves of garlic is "how to roast a clove of garlic" but even there you're better off using three.
Starcore210
First date? My gfs mom got drunk and mooned us. I could see her hairy vag, pink and all on the glass sliding door. It was awesome.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
I would have wife #1.
kittyMoonWrecker
I was guilted into going on a date. He insisted on watching a war movie I said I was very uncomfortable watching, He acted surprised 1/2
kittyMoonWrecker
2/2 When I turned down a second date. Seriously.
BrontTheGoodBoy
3rd person from the bottom was a supporting role in a sitcom.
GRA2itous
I would have been like, enjoy your pizza bitch and walked out.
Downvote4Love
Why did this get down voted???
expendableemo1
My 1st date with my now bf he took me to dinner then a movie, it was the new Star Wars & I fell asleep during bc I work really early shifts
expendableemo1
He asked me what I thought of the film & I said it coulda been better, more like the books & apparently that was the right answer
Framtonm
I went on a blind date in 1965. We're still together!
knickknackpaddywhackgiveadogabone
my very first date was to see spacejam. i still remember feeling insecure about holding her fucking hand! i was 10
captainclutch
This might be the most innocent comment I’ve ever seen on imgur
knickknackpaddywhackgiveadogabone
bless you x
talkiet0aster
Some of these wouldn't be so bad if you could laugh it off with the right person.
IAmAnthonyStark
My thoughts exactly. Most of these are nothing to be embarrassed about.
katienicole007
At the end of the date he tried to kiss me and missed my mouth. He then ran out of my car into his place. We've been married 2 years now.
icalleverybodybud
Missed your mouth? Where did he land the kiss?
katienicole007
He barely hit the corner of my mouth. He mainly got cheek. He was very embarrassed.
InGoodCompanyNM
I took a girl to a movie on the first date. We saw Trainspotting. No second date.
smashfaceawesome
Same with Requiem for a Dream
Tootsmagee
Took a girl to the movie threesome on the first date.
goodguyC
Went on a date recently, things went really well. Had a second date, also good. But now she's giving me the cold shoulder... what gives?
goodguyC
She's beautiful, has the same taste in books, movies, and television as I do... and she loves to travel. Hmm, she might be out of my league!
smashfaceawesome
How did it work out?
goodguyC
We went on two dates... but she wasn't interested in a third date.
junglebuns
Puppy trumpet! Lmao
ford53
It sucks so bad. My ex used to do that to me. I had to learn to close my airway ahead of time or it is getting snot shot down your throat.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Ewwww
ArtOzz
Theres this girl at a pizza place I collect from as courier. 5.5, blond, hot enough, but has major issues with nerves and babbles when she
ArtOzz
gives me orders saying things like precisely describing every single detail of an order and being intensely friendly. She called me darling
ArtOzz
once and then avoided me for two months every time I showed to collect.
isfearitself
She likes you.
ArtOzz
I know. But Im not in a position for a relationship right now.
hippickles
glonnie15
I just watched this episode earlier tonight with my wife!
everyoneACTUALLYlikesmycomments
Why does his sleeve move so weirdly?!
TheStomatopoda
I think it's from his exhalation while talking? You can see it sync with the lip movement at first , although it doesn't move after.
LittlemissEm
It's slipping down in a loop
BrokenTimeMachine
It's hungry for the flesh of the living...
WwwhyYouNoLikeMe
"Thanks I use both my nostrils" - She's a keeper, I'd say
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
It was probably his Dad in a wig
PapaEmerituslIl
ManHasNoUsername
Except she's a dad...
mariapia0815
Guys used to say my hair smelled nice. I always said: Thanks. I wash it.
Rove550
pirate4lifes
I'm stealing this
CutofEmrld
You must use both your eyes, cause you look good, too
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Yeah that would've floored me
ImTheBean
"How is your semen?" made me chuckle a bit as well
SippyTurtle
Fun fact: at any one point, you are using one nostril more than the other and it sometimes switches throughout the day.
waitfiveoatmeal
Keep her? I don't even know her!
Mirawatts
That's second date talk to me.
KurtHamster
Acefowl
I would have laughed and kept the conversation rolling, sounds like a great ice breaker.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
We had sex on our first date and she said I love you.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Haha. We dated for a year. She drove me to insanity. Who would've thought.
BigDMcgee
ilovemyboobs
I had a guy do this, then after apologize and was like "sorry but your vagina did things to me, I love your vagina, and maybe you."
AllMyOpinionSuck
its a shame he didn't love your boobs. You coulda had so much in common.
ilovemyboobs
I ended up married to him. we've been together for a decade. haha
SirGrumps
Is her name Ted Mosby?
LittleEm
Damn, son.
lostbuddy
Classic schmosby
Downvote4Love
You beat me to it
Wafflesama
I had one just like that. Went out with her for like a month, neither of us ever talked about it.
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
Yeah, sometimes I think I love that turns into I love you during it. Had it twice now where I just pretended I didn't hear it
LittlemissEm
In having trouble understanding. Are you or the girl saying I love you?
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
The girl has said it.
DreadCarcass
How does the sushi place not give the newbies a heads up that they just ordered enough food for 10 ppl?
discollama
There’s been a couple times my husband and I have gone to a place that has happy hour prices for dine in, ordered a dozen rolls, got the 1/2
discollama
2/2 last few rolls wrapped up because we got “too full” then brought them home to friends to avoid the full prices for to go orders.
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
$$$
applemnki
Probably because they looked forward to charging $150+ for it.
Nibbets
Not to mention that date saying something like: "Bitch, I brought 30 bucks, cut one roll into 13 pieces"
Nubbsy
People lie for attention
SaltyJake
DreadCarcass
So its not that i failed the challenge, im just alergic to tide pods
ObsLamprey
10 people?
chip700r
Excuse me fat shaming is not okay. If I want to eat enough rice to choke an elephant I have the right to.
TraitorousTrump3
That’s gonna cost a lot.
absolutezero182
Maybe they looked like someone who would eat 13 rolls of sushi?
NotLLCoolJ
I’m confused how they did it too. Most places I’ve been will say on the menu how many rolls come per plate (I.e Cali roll — 5 pieces).
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Around me you get a sheet of names of rolls to put checkmarks by and short description (avo & crab etc.) but if you don't open the other
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
menu, you won't see the pictures
noobskills
How does the date, who I assume eat sushi not stop her. You can eat w/e you want if you with me for dinner, but not what u cannot finish.
generalsplayingrisk
To be honest if I was indecisive and ordering second I might just not catch it if she said it confidently.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Maybe it was the kind where you have a list of rolls and you checkmark which ones you want? I agree if they ordered outloud
noobskills
Do you not talk about what you're ordering during a date? I like all food, so I'm always super curious.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
sure, it's an easy conversation topic too. Just offering up the only way I see this happening.