nemoe
206085
7953
209
Dec 21, 2015 12:26 AM
nemoe
206085
7953
209
TheExpertPanda
I need that torso sized frosty
SydneyMarriner8
+1
eskewei
im so tired of stick bitches
LobsterNipples
you're gonna go far in life
nemoe
I hope so
obfuscatednitemare
Don't worry about it, she has a dick! Check pic 14
nemoe
Wow thanks for catching that. If things would have been good then I would have been in for a surprise. ;)
TheDecentGatsby
Also your date has a bit of a penis in some pics...
nemoe
Great to know.....
MisterDudeGuy
This is the saddest thing I've ever seen
nemoe
Why thank you!
kittydaddy
And I thought I was hopeless...
BtingYou
This is how I imagine all people on Imgur, sad and talking to themself, trying to find ways to be relevant to children.
PerfectPishBish
You know you're bad at dating when your imaginary date sucks
nemoe
Or I may have some unresolved issues that I need to work through
fizixx
Yep....no more dating!
viva93
this is just legitimately sad even if done for the sake of comedy
nemoe
Ouch. I cant win no matter what I say
HOLES23
Still a better love story than twilight
fizixx
The HBO Iceman special was a better love story than f'n twilight.
HOLES23
True
Shichirou
Is your psychotic delusion named Chara by any chance?
nemoe
If I named it then it would have been weird
MeisPip
A few of those photos show that she has a dick
phlat6
+1 for going to the movies alone anyways...
ThaTastyKoala
Any time I feel lonely I'll think back to this post and the commitment it took and remember that I don't have it as bad as OP does.
GreaterDog
She showed her penis in #14 I probably would've gone home alone too
ForReasonsOfScience
Was hoping I wasn't the only one who saw that.
scmfck
Sorry
shaun894
God, girls are just bitches and don't like nice guys. Good to see people don't change and nice guys will always finish last*cries**wallows*
figmentation
This
gawwwedAwful
Always inflate before hand
trapazoid
this makes me sad
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
I wish I could be sad for this guy....but I don't have the will to even draw a friend/date.
nemoe
Why draw any when you have people on this site you can talk too.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
BC I'm socially handicapped and never know how to properly carry a conversation. So then I get stressed out and very anxious.... Like now.
nemoe
Hmm that is rough. Let's be friends. Im going to message you.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
I'm not very good at responding in reg amounts of time. I have long periods of isolation....
nemoe
Ok whenever you like
megatony73
Dude...you could have hit that. Like in your imagination. Now you you lost the chance. Way to go.
IHaveSwagger
Yeah, I don't like going to the theater alone either.
Tonberryc
I don't really understand the fear of going solo to movies. You don't really interact with people during the movie, so who cares?
nemoe
I usually go alone. My friends prefer to talk too much. Also I enjoy the alone time. Yesterday I decided to just have fun with it.
kkbellzz
I've done it before but during the day. It wasn't as awkward as I imagined. In fact, I don't think ne1 even paid any attn
iamthisguy247
I don't travel a lot for work, but when I do I never know what to do in a random city so I go to the movies. It's less awkward after awhile.
nemoe
I dont think that anyone does
Tharedbambino
I would've went with you
nemoe
Well darn. I should have asked on here first. Everyone wants to go now
JeremyMSparks
I love sneaking off and seeing a movie by myself. I do it all the time to unwind.
idoknowwhatcakedaymeansnow
I love to do that as well. You can focus on the movie itself. Or maybe I'm just used to going for movies by myself. Oh well.
CosbyCuddles
What a Bitch........Jar Jar......should of left her right than an there, You are a better man than me.
VeryNearly
HOLY SHIT DO YOU LIVE IN KENTUCKY? I LITERALLY SAW STAR WARS IN THAT EXACT SAME THEATRE
nemoe
Yes. Yes I do.
ThisIsStupidYoureAnIdiot
it's okay, OP, she didn't have her priorities straight. Also, her friend is pretty narcissistic to wear a crown around all day,
Pikamuffin
Hey, we don't know the full story. It could be her birthday. Maybe.
Squeezit
I figured she was a bit full of herself, as soon as I saw the crown. What a bitch.
Kikoushou
There was a level of commitment to the bit that I really didn't expect.
ghostie808
This was both hilarious and sad at the same time.... hits home pretty hard
nemoe
Well Im glad that it relates to someone else as well
CaptainAsshole
I want to give you a vote but cannot do it..
shawnh12
yea true im gonna be seein the new star wars today
nemoe
You will enjoy it. PM me your thoughts. The comments section is no place for spoilers.
shawnh12
just saw it it was awesome leia was still alive so was solo but kylo killed him
nemoe
Shhh spoiler
shawnh12
I have better idea ill messeage u
ExplainsJokeTherebyRenderingJokeInert
This is advanced loneliness. Where can I learn to be this well adjusted to the single life?
tehzpoon
Inside yourself. And that's when you'll be a complete enough human to be truly ready to find a complete companion and have a good dynamic.
Doreibo
You could do what @tehzpoon says or enter a super dysfunctional relationship that makes you more comfortable being single.
nemoe
Luckily I am comfortable with being single
BlitzThunderWolf
I've only been in one relationship, But it didn't end well. There were parts that I liked about it, and I'd like to get in another (1/2)
BlitzThunderWolf
Relationship again, but I know that I have some personal issues to work out first. Or else I'll probably end up in another unhealthy one. /2
nemoe
Yeah being single for this long I didnt expect this level of commitment either. HAHAHA
therealsiem
I've got a bunch of dates lined up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) http://imgur.com/ym0rVk0
Kikoushou
By the way I loved it.
sykotic1189
Ha! I didn't go alone, I took a wonderful woman who loves me very much. Happy birthday mom! *sobs*
tskman
I feel like this laugh was followed by sobbing.
nemoe
Actually the sobbing started when my friends started to respond. JK there was no sobbing in the making of this album. Lol
Kikoushou
Loved it btw.
nemoe
Thanks I really appreciate it and I enjoy making others laugh
spikytortoise
Where do you live? I have a bf so can't date you, but will happily hang out if you're anywhere near me.
nemoe
Im in Ky. Dont worry I love meeting new people and the friendships that can ensue. Feel free to PM me
randomchimi
At least you didn't get matched with coca-cola on tinder.
nemoe
It would have been a pizza or a box of donuts if i did
IsAnythingReallyReal
This is usually me with my friends and a joke. "oh gosh I couldn't eat more donuts" "BET YOU CAN'T EAT THE WHOLE BOX." [intense eye contact]
nemoe
I have done that with pizza before, but that may be too easy. It is pizza after all
butterfliespoopglitter
Awh. I'll be your friend
nemoe
Well I do like friends. The more the merrier
butterfliespoopglitter
Fl0zilla
upvoting blank
ArdatErim
I feel like this is what I'm going to be doing this for my bday, the 23rd. Been trying but so far no luck getting a real date.
Jimbob2312
That to is also my birthday !
atobatarnf
It's not luck. And don't just keep swimming. Dory's advice only works if yr an idiot.like her. You need to create the space in your life 1/2
atobatarnf
2/2 for someone to love and it shall be filled once you have made your life a place to house companionship. Praise be the all in all
HollaHollaHollaHolla
I hope you have a great day
Halfsharkhalfbee
My baby is one on the 23rd! Such a great birthday
jackhughez
That's my sisters birthday!
verbalfonders
I play in a relatively popular band and can't get laid. Keep your head up, friend.
nemoe
Just keep swimming my friend
ArdatErim
I swim like a rock. owo
nemoe
There is still life on the bottom of the ocean. HAHA
ArdatErim
D: I need air though
nemoe
Wait you didnt bring an oxygen tank or some kind of life support. SMH. You are at the bottom of the ocean. Come on....
meski16
Festivus!
smssieta615
Ill be your date. Actually though, dumped my cheating bf!
ArdatErim
Ima grill too.
smssieta615
Ill be your date. Actually though, dumped my cheating bf!
velriq
same birthday!
ArdatErim
Happy (early) birthday!
velriq
you too!
RolfTheSonOfaShepard
Pennsylvania?
ArdatErim
Texas.
RolfTheSonOfaShepard
Sorry then haha but comment back tomorrow and I'll wish a happy birthday
ArdatErim
Aww thanks!
Garouleloup
We share the same birthday mate
ArdatErim
Happy early birthday to you!
Garouleloup
to you too!
acciowinter
Fellow 23 babies!!!!!! Last year was my golden birthday, I feel like it's downhill from there.
ArdatErim
Golden?
acciowinter
"A person's birthday when they turn the age of their birth date. It was my golden birthday when I turned 25 on the 25th."
ArdatErim
Neat! Never heard of that before.
mollyballoons
NO ITS NOT. I'll be your date! and I'll make you a big ol' birthday balloon hat and it'll be great fun.
ArdatErim
A balloon hat? Who can say no to that!? Let's do this!
mollyballoons
riiiiiiiiight?! I make balloons professionally. You're in good hands. In what part of the world do you live? I'm in Kansas City hahaha
ArdatErim
Good ol' east Texas
Fl0zilla
you don't need anyone.
ArdatErim
I know I don't NEED anyone. But I don't want you be alone on my bday, again.
Fl0zilla
Admittedly, i don't want to be alone on your birthday either
ArdatErim
Haha
Fl0zilla
p.s. ur never alone when you have the imgur app. make a pillow fort and cackle at the internet things
Ophies
Eyy, thats my birthday too!
ArdatErim
Happy (early) Birthday!
Ophies
Thanks man!
ArdatErim
Woman :D
kkbellzz
Omg that's my bday too!! And my dads!!
ArdatErim
Aw sheit, son! Birthmas celebrations all around!
kkbellzz
I'm female lol
kkbellzz
Birthmas! Just caught that.. I love that n am gonna use that now!
kkbellzz
I'm in Michigan where r u located ?
ArdatErim
Texas, and feel free to use birthmas lol
kkbellzz
Haha thx!
aestheticwolfgang
23 THATS MY BIRTHDAY AS WELL
kkbellzz
Omg me too! I'll be 35!! My dads bday as well, he'll be 69. This is crazy I know three other ppl with this bday!
nemoe
Happy early birthday to you all!!!!
kkbellzz
And u as well :)!!
nemoe
I still have til April but thanks haha
ArdatErim
I'm turning 30, you?
aestheticwolfgang
turning 20
ArdatErim
Baby! Lol
Waitihavesomething4this
Sold
ArdatErim
Sold?
Waitihavesomething4this
Yup I'd be your real date. If like your were geographically relevant
NobodyLurksLikeGaston
Birthdays are for getting shitfaced with friends though. Celebrate your encroaching mortality by decreasing your lifespan even further!
ArdatErim
Ima antisocial piece of shit, I have two friends in the outernet. Both have left town to see fam for xmas.
JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabbits
I'll be your date! I live in the most beautiful part of Canada though...
ArdatErim
I'm from anti-canada, Texas, thanks for the offer though!
JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabbits
Ha! I suck at the Internet and that comment wasn't even for you. Eat some more grits you racist Yankee
ArdatErim
Nah, sweet tea and religious bigotry are more my style :P