Woo women with your mouth

May 11, 2017 3:00 PM

Gladius82

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Robin Williams passing made me very sad... err.. morose.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Great now I have to rewatch dead poet society and cry again thanks OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's 2017. Very = AF. Works in all cases.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice. You forgot nice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think someone saying "I'm so wet" is totally different from saying "I'm soaked"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Writing my thesis right now and just wanted to very much thank you. Over the 35 pages of text I had written very 20 times.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isnt this how the fedora guys speak?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The catch is you have to speak well and look good to get the smart and good lookin' ladies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

very informative.

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Captain!! MY Captain!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So idiotic is worse than stupid?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A proper Vogon poet will never use the word 'very'

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I love when I see these references

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"'Oh freddled gruntbuggly,'

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I will rend thee in the gobberworts with my blurglecruncheon. See if I don't.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought for sure this was aiming at Trump.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone should tweet this at him

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... Am I relevant?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im very gay

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi very gay, I am very gay too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is very exquisite

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what if I want to add "very" to one of the "rather say" words?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Signed, Baby Kangaroo Tribiani.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very competent and accomplished are not synonyms.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nor does very fast equate quick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's fucking hard to avoid using 'very'

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh Captain, my Captain

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"it's lazy. here, have a chart so you still don't have to think about your word choices."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of Robin Williams best roles.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Attn: Donald Trump

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, unfortunately as a sesquipedalian I am at times obligated to eschew obfuscation in order to be adequately understood by my common man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dead poets society... so classic

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See these alot. If you know what you're doing, you don't need this. If you don't, you end up using $10 words when $1 words would do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you can woo women with your mouth without using words too! you win if you can do both at the same time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and just like that, I'm missing Robin Williams

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TDIL a Thesaurus was an ancient reptile with a great vocabulary.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

TIL?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Today DICKS I learned"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Today did I learn" lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. Failure to proofread. Sorry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband woos me with his mouth in different ways.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is he single?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He will be if he woos anyone else that way.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's reasonable ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you even say it is VERY lazy?

9 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 1

Your mom says it about you all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lazy af

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd just say lazy. Because I'm lazy.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doubleplus lazy?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Double plus un-active

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is not very lazy; he is dead.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ᴄᴇᴀsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ, ᴇxᴘɪʀᴇᴅ, ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ʜɪs ᴍᴀᴋᴇʀ, ᴀ sᴛɪꜰꜰ, ʙᴇʀᴇꜰᴛ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ, ʀᴇsᴛs ɪɴ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ, ᴍᴇᴛᴀʙᴏʟɪᴄ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇssᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡɪɢ, ...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ᴋɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜᴄᴋᴇᴛ, sʜᴜꜰꜰʟᴇᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ ʜɪs ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴄᴏɪʟ, ʀᴜɴ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴏɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴇᴇᴅɪɴ' ᴄʜᴏɪʀ ɪɴᴠɪsɪʙʟᴇ, ᴀɴ ᴇx-ᴘᴀʀʀᴏᴛ -- ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Username definitely checks out

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lackadaisical, even indolent. Slothful, perhaps.

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

It would be redundant to say a sloth was slothful

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sooo, super duper extra lazy?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

How very slothful

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lackadaisical doesn't mean very lazy. More lazy through apathy or carelessness.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I never said it did.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4